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>You had a 50% chance to be born female and live your life on easy mode but you fucked up
>tfw wish I was a girl my whole life
>tfw too much pride to go full trap/trans
>>25461209
>pride
more like insecurity. if you had pride in yourself you wouldn't want to be a girl in the first place.
>>25461170
I curse fate everyday. I had a 50% chance of winning the lottery of life, the best odds I'll ever get, and I still lost.
Does anybody here have "that year" that year that you would give anything in the world to go back to? It's as if everything was perfect despite it's flaws. (I'm fully aware of the oxymoron.) I feel ever since Smartphones have gained in popularity that society in general has been going to shit. The internet has become stale with the exception of a 2 or 3 good website. Hate talking to people because they look at their phone screen every waking second. Less OC is be uploaded to YouTube and the internet.
Though I would gladly go back as far as I could (to relive as much of my childhood as possible, the only stage of life I was decent at) I think my life peaked in 1997 desu. The N64 came out which probably started my full-scale descent into nerd mania though it felt so good, and the Cleveland Indians were good as fuck, though not good enough. Couldn't ask for more
>>25461070
1997 was perfect for me
>tfw turned 18 yesterday
>>25461070
>Smartphones
Smartphones and apps like facebook, pof, meetme, etc are a lot of the reason I'm able to score booty and drugs.
I kind of have a crippling disease so I'd end up in the same place regardless of I did things over, I'd just do more drugs and score more booty.
Does anyone else ever feel life is unfair (besides the obvious reasons) in the way man is created.
I notice the way females act and it's endearing. Voice, smile, freckles, teeth, nose. Whatever your reason is.
I also know about how they use and abuse the "beta" men.
I know that I should avoid and ignore these devilish creatures, but I just cannot get the thoughts out of my mind. I'm biologically forced to want to like them, no matter what actions they do. My brain know to avoid but my body is conflicting. How do you cope with this? Rationally
I cruel trick, I tell ya.
>>25461022
>I know that I should avoid and ignore these devilish creatures, but I just cannot get the thoughts out of my mind. I'm biologically forced to want to like them, no matter what actions they do. My brain know to avoid but my body is conflicting.
I feel you buddy. When your hormones kick in you start getting all beta and lovey-dovey. And all this for the touch of a woman
>>25461022
I cope with it through being worse. I'm basically like that but against all people and all things all the time and I suppress all my empathy and emotions for safety and power.
The fact that I can make someone else happy by indulging their little attention-whoring please-take-care-of-me-daddy behavior is nice by comparison.
>>25461073
>tfw no escape from this hell
>what'd you do for new years, anon?
>>25461001
jerk of and moke eed 4 da last time
>>25461001
Nothing much
It's an appropriate way to start another year
Stayed home
Was alone
Watched Jurassic World
Got drunk
Went to bed
What's the best age for a gf, /r9k/?
>>25460979
whatever you want
for me within a year or 2 of my age
around my own age
>>25461011
>>25460999
basically.
but when you're older its not really weird to date someone many years older or younger. a 35 year old dating a 45 year old isnt weird because theire at the same level of emotional development
Morrissey is literally the king of the robots.
>>25460927
I'm pretty sure he got mad pussy though
for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olP2KvITKSQ
>>25460945
No way. He is literally the most robot you could possibly get
Who /chastity/ here?
What's the longest you have ever been locked for?
>>25460870
I wouldn't accept this being done to myself but the thought of locking a femanon in a chastity belt and having her only suck cock until she grind her pelvis against the floor and begs me to fuck her turns me on quite a bit.
My wife's boyfriend has kept me locked in chastity for almost a month now
>tfw no bf to hold my key
Where is her roasty betas?
I thought sluts had flappy pussylips...
What's that? It's GENETIC?
>>25460804
Hair is like pussi makeup
every picture i've seen in that photo shoot is so fucking creepy
that's all i'm gonna say
Labiaplasty famalamadingdong
When did you grow out of 3D women?
>>25460729
When I started making high Six figures and shitposting on /biz/ and /pol/.
Soon as I had to deal with them in relationship and life and realized that shit isnt near what movies, books or other women told us.
Women fuck everything up they touch or do. They literally make shit less fun just by being there.
My friends and family that shacked up with them always have more fun when they arent around. My friends just sit there and let the women bitch at them and if the men speak up the women bitch louder and louder. Everyone just has to look on embarrassed as a man is reduced to a fucking slave.
Pisses me off, trust me on this if you get with women and dont get attached to quick you will realize they are poison to life.
Look at this dude, his supposed "friend" lets other shit on him while belittling him.
grow the fuck up, women are parasites.
>>25460809
Hey man that's a nice meme man real nice meme man
H-has /r9k/ ever been raided?
What was the worst day in /r9k/ history??
Back in the day whenever shit would go down people would treat /r9k/ as a bombshelter and come here. I never browsed it enough to confirm or any whether or not it ever had any real raids doe.
>>25460711
by the way by "go down" I mean on other boards.
>>25460679
>H-has /r9k/ ever been raided?
Has /r9k/ ever been raided. The normy invasion in 2014 began after moot removed the r9k bot and black twitter stole pepe, hiro restored it but the damage has been done, it will never be the same again.
Kind of like the eternal September, this is the raid that will never end.
>decide to watch TV again
>every program is like an advert for BLACKED
>remember why I stopped
Women happened.
At this point I do my best to fucking avoid them, when they flirt with my I get disgusted.
Literally when a women flirts with me it makes me want to just say.
"Listen all yall bitches are the same, I saw what you did to my friends and family, I saw what you did to rich and poor men, and I have to deal with you fucking ruining everything you touch. Fucking stop trying to fuck up my good life with your shit tastic shit.
>>25460653
Post some examples please. I don't watch tv but I notice they really push an agenda in all the shows I see my family watching. Not necessarily BLACKED tier, but some other ideals like sexual promiscuity and sarcasm and a bunch of other edgy shit
>>25460706
>42 k likes
I dont even think that pic is true.
Fucking cuck fetishists are disgusting.
>normalfags will never be able to appreciate true beauty
enjoy living your lives partially anaesthetised, normalfags.
You all might as well be deaf and only able to see the world in black and white.
You might as well be dead.
>>25460606
Pedophile scum.
I can see how having a completely asymmetric sexuality and love life is a huge problem for you but if you don't stay in line we'll keep you in line.
> you and what army
Almost every man and woman surrounding you from every angle mufuggah.
This desu. It's so sad to see a feminized youth forced to hide their true desires.
>>25460675
>being edgey in 2017
>>25460606
I appreciate the buck teeth but that ain't Mara family member
>>25460675
>asymmetric sexuality
This some kinda new buzzphrase? Seems meaningless
>he doesn't drink prosecco wine while dreaming of an italian girlfriend who cooks pasta on a sunday evening
whats your excuse cucks?
Italians are disgusting
Source? My dad was in the airforce and was stationed in Italy, he said all the women are gross and hairy and never shower....wait this would be the perfect women for r/9k/
Equally gross
>>25460589
>prosecco
Shit tier stuff 2bh. Riesling is where it's at.
>>25460589
>Italian anything
Absolutely disgusting. I drink french wine. Had some p. good Sauternes yesterday (Chateau Suduiraut 1998).
Day 3 of my endless 2016 vacation.
feels good brother
inb4 mad wagies
>only 3 more months for the weather to warm up so I can build a cabin on my recently purchased innawoods land
Maximum comfy inbound. Being a NEET is going to be so much better with no one else around me.
Being a wageslave made me want to blow my brains out every single day, but this is going to make it all worth it.
WAGIES DEVISTATED WITHOUT ANY HOPE FOR RECOVERY
Should I do it?
Is it weird?
I just want to interact with some females and smell them on my clothes for weeks later.
I've done it before with mates.
Just don't go during the day.
>>25460516
>Should i do it?
you're not gonna learn how to talk with a woman if you just go to stripclubs instead of making a genuine effort
>Is it weird?
they're designed for lonely 20-something males
>>25460516
>paying that much money to get a boner that you can't do anything with
>enabling degeneracy
Stop it anon.
