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Anyone else doing no fap?
its useless superstition that only makes you uncomfy and irritated
>>25456979
yes still going strong
im trying no3d at the moment
>2016
>getting paid by government for being a NEET
>side income with doing the thing I love the most: playing videogames all day, streaming it on twitch
>NEETBUX and Twitch adds up to around $4000 every month
>government has no idea about my twitch income and keeps paying my apartment including almost all bills
What a time to be alive.
Thanks for wasting my tax dollars you worthless shit.
>>25456857
Why would you tell lies?
>>25456857
>getting paid by government for being a NEET
But you get paid because you are disabled.
What do you stream on twitch?
Bots, do you prefer light haired or dark haired women?
>>25458891
Dark hair, so you can see it on their arms and legs.
the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
Always blonde
Fuck the rest i need a princess
How the fuck do you compete with him?
Stop playing your shitty flash game kid
The game isn't even that bad, but the community is literally the worst I've ever seen. Fuck this game.
>>25457471
play with bots and try builds in bot games. only play your best in non bot games.
>conservative/middle-right wing views
>classy, modest, intelligent
>shy, quiet type
>5'8 brunette long hair
>skinny face. cheek bones
>thick natural eyebrows
>doesnt cake makeup
>does not speak with kim kardashian voice
>not materialistic
>catholic
>Hating niggers/muslims are a bonus
>>25456816
>catholic
>hates niggers
"catholic"
you need to go die
>>25456849
>protestant
i bet you suck dick as a hobby
you sound fun
>decide you're going to try to make an effort and stop being lonely
>realize you have no real personality or interests
back to alcohol and video games i guess
>>25456812
>not combining alcohol and "making an effort" to meet normies
>end up meeting grill
>I'm really good at...
>on a typical friday night I am...
>on 4chan
>playing vidya
Women like honesty r-right guys?
>literally takes me close to 2-3 hours a night to get to sleep
>been like this since I was a kid
>"LOL BRO JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT STUFF BRO THEN YOU'LL GET TO SLEEP"
>>25458378
>You just need to go to bed early and wake up early anon
>Ugh I can totally relate with not being able to sleep, yesterday it took me 15 minutes to fall asleep!
>It's just a phase anon, you'll sleep better when you're older
>It's because you don't really WANT to sleep anon
JUST
Try only drinking water, try sticking to a STRICT schedule, try waking up early (6 AM or 7 AM), walk somewhere every day or so, breath deeply, make at least one close friend, don't get near your bed during the day, do not bring your phone to bed
In like 2 weeks or less you'll start sleeping like a baby and become a normiefag
Well, that's at least if you want something more than a pity party
>>25458438
I drink nothing but water and go to bed at the same time every night, don't even own a phone, and spend most of my day walking to get to class
Still takes me fucking hours to sleep
Well, femanons?
>>25456744
>the same exact face in two panels
>using literal symbols in the character's eyes instead of a proper expression or dialogue
>doing it fucking twice, going from question marks to fucking nonsensical "H"s
0/10
It's just a phase OMG I'm just getting the bad boy out of me don't judge me shitlord girls just want to have fun I'm a virgin for my husband like on the inside this doesn't degrade me at all
>>25456744
Luckily I live in America and can therefore get away with being a huge slut now and a devoted mother and wife later~
How did you found your job, anon? im on a neet sitation and im tired of this kind of life
indeed.com
>worked at walmart
>applied online
>hired immediately
>1.5 years later
>quit
>need new job
>museum right across the street from my house
>walk in
>ask if they're hiring
>say they'll let me know when they are
>week later
>they're hiring
>first and only one to apply
>hired
It's a pretty comfy job, especially being right across the street. Only issue is low hours, and I have to wear slacks and fancy shoes and all that stuff, which sucks when I'm walking around a big museum for ten hours, but it's not too bad.
I have a lot of free time now, and even with working two or three days a week, it pays my bills. Just with little left for spending money. So currently I'm looking for something supplementary, so I can buy food and drugs and vidya.
But every job I've had has gone like this
>walk in
>ask for manager
>talk to manager
>try not to sperg out
>"gibe job pls"
>it's either yes or no
>usually "Apply online"
So find a place where people are employed, ask them if they need more employees, and don't go full sperg. Unless it's Walmart or Burger King or some shit, they'll hire pretty much anyone breathing.
>>25456748
>>25456850
thank you anons, it means a lot for me, im fighting agains my sperg chains to just do this
I do not care if you are short. I do not care if you are short. I don't care. I don't care if you're nervous around people. I don't care if you feel vulnerable sometimes. I don't care if you have a soft side. I don't mind at all. I share these things with you. I want you to share a soft side with me. When you feel vulnerable, I want to take care of you. It makes me feel like you need me. I honestly, truly want to take care of you. Please be gentle. I am gentle too. I want to take care of you.
hiiii.
nice to "see" you
>>25456770
Nice to "see" you too
>>25456732
You have the best intention, but its not really helping the friend.
I feel like you have the need to belong to someone.
who /no fap here/?
>tfw on day 7 of no fap
>tfw suddenly have so much energy that I didn't sleep last night and feel like I only need to sleep once every 2 days
>>25458036
Day three here. Dreamt about a girl I knew in high school and woke up with a raging boner. Otherwise still good. I know a wet dream can't be far away. I think it'll be good to relieve the pressure, but I don't look forward to waking up sticky.
>failed on day 2
>starting again
>>25458036
had a moment of weakness yesterday and looked at loads of porn but I managed to stop myself from fapping
Planning to kill myself after my next paycheck comes in, I'll pay off my small remaining credit card debt and then wait till 12:00am go to the nearby park and hang myself. I've been practicing on how to tie a noose so I'm confident that I'll tie it correctly. Quick question would bringing up the fact constant female rejection is the reason I'm doing this some shitty little journalist in a local paper will find a away to spin me as a misogynistic monster that wants to rape all women?
>>25457964
>By bringing up the fact constant female rejection is the reason I'm doing this in my suicide will some shitty little journalist in a local paper
Most likely if they managed to get a hold of it.
In fact they definately will
And what would you say has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
i am a good guy
I'm not dead yet.
That I even got this interview, holy shit, are they seriously paying you people for this right now? You should probably be fired for even letting me into this building
What do you do to temporarily feel good?
I watch Elliot's videos on a daily basis. Even though he is no more, it feels good to know I am not alone, and won't be the first virgin killer.
iplay video games. league of legends especially. and twitch teevee
>>25456682
Sleep deprive myself, and then masturbate to Mittsies pony porn anitmations while listening to Pendulum. Feels very good, my depression goes away for a while and I feel great.
>>25456682
Go out with a bang, anon :^)
Make Elliot proud
I give up on trying to find a woman, so I'm thinking of spending my time on drugs instead. Nothing too hard.
What are some good ones that boost productivity and give good feels with not too bad of a crash? And that will take my mind off of how women hate me?
MDMA got you feeling like a champion, the city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien.
I think adderall would be right up your alley.
Vyvanse tbqh op
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