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http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
>she stops as soon as he starts to cum
>>25454396
I NEED ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAMBURGER-HOT-DOG-CIRCUMCISED PENIS BUN. WHAT IS IT.
NO I WILL NOT REVERSE GOOGLE-IMAGE, YOU DO THAT FOR ME. I TELL YOU YOUR BUSINESS.
WHAT IS IT.
>>25454438
>keep going
>she doesn't
I feel this is a fake profile, I've seen a couple of these pics online before but I'm not 100% sure...
>>25454329
14545165
fuck this piece of shit robot
>>25454348
fuck mootl
>>25454374
Fuckin bitch, pretty sure this is a fake profile. These bottom 2 pics give it away.
If you're not white you are automatically a 3/10.
>prove me wrong
this only applies to men btw
>>25454300
Not disagreeing, but if I'm white do I start off at least 3/10?
>>25454300
done. it was that easy. Unless you are talking about non-mulattos.
The best looking Asian men are better looking than the best looking white men, because they tend to have nicer hair and skin.
Average white men are the best looking average men though.
What's her name?
How did she ruin you?
>>25455893
Chris Poole
She is the creator of 4chan
Her initials are TH and I didn't think it was possible to become so ruined
>>25455951
Tell your story friend
>MFW I CAN'T EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION OVER OMEGLE
>MFW WHEN I DISCONNECT MID CONVERSATION WHEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY
>REEEEEEE
>WHY EVEN LIVE
you should stop coming here and stay on reddit mate
>>25454390
But why fampai
jesus fuck you're autistic. say hello or something.
I miss message boards.
I miss when the Internet was a smaller, simpler place.
I still visit forums, comrade.
http://lifein19x19.com/forum/
>>25454294
Back then the normalfags were confined to the gated communities of Aol and Geocities. Now they're let rampant like a bunch of stampeding cattle.
Just use Luelinks, unless you're a faggot and can't get in.
>never seen a woman's breasts IRL
>never seen a vagina IRL
>never seen a woman's ass IRL
>>25455808
Get out normalfag you don't belong here get the fuck off of my board.
>tfw fucked my qt gf like 10 times this week
>tfw only been hugged by my mom
Holy shit.
On New Year's Eve, I went to a house party and got absolutely shitfaced.
Some 6/10 who was also shitfaced wanted to fuck me and was all over me the entire time. I turned the thot down, but I gained some insight.
Getting laid is as simple as just going to the gym and getting jacked, getting shitfaced, then going to house parties. There's always some drunk whore kicking around looking for a dick to stick inside of her.
I used to waste time messing around with girls on OkCupid and IRL in "social" places, but it turns out the best place to fuck girls is either at clubs or parties.
You literally have no excuse not to do this and no excuse to be complaining about your lives.
Enjoy those herpes my friend
>>25455869
90% of people on this planet have herpes.
>>25455877
Enjoy those genital herpes you low standard fuck
Just like yesterday, this calls for an Australian NEET Thread. Last one went well. Wouldn't mind getting to know more of the Aus NEET community.
>State
>Newstart or Disability Support Pension
>Why you're a NEET
>Living circumstances and quality of life
This about sums up my feelings.
I was on new-start for about 6 months. But I got sick of the constant appointments and jobseeker interviews and having to look for work.......
So I switched to Aus-Study and now I'm doing a bachelor of criminology online and I no longer have to do any appointments or look for work. Yep, you get Aus-Study for online degrees as well, it's awesome.
>>25455433
>State
Victoria
>Newstart or Disability Support Pension
Neither, yet. Mother's on disability and supports me until I can get onto something, because I'm too neurotically dysfunctional.
>Why you're a NEET
Too neurotically dysfunctional.
>Living circumstances and quality of life
It's alright. Brother (also on disability) pays for my Netflix. I have a kindle paperwhite with lots of books. A nice gaming computer.
When was the last time you showered, /r9k/?
It's been about a week for me. My body is starting to get itchy. I hate showering so fucking much but it's about time that I took one.
>tfw you finish showering and your skin feels super-dry
Literally the worst feel.
It's been more than a week. I smell like the containers for biological waste at the hospital.
how do you not get greasy as fuck? it's been just over 24 hours for me and I washed my face but I still feel like I'm covered in butter or something
2 or 3 days ago.
I recently discovered that if I rub myself hard enough in the shower dead skin and dirty comes off and I get these little black worms made out of dirt and skin so I really scrubbed my body for the first time since my mother used to bathe me.
>ITT post objective truths
Women enjoy sex more than men even though men have a higher static drive to fuck. Meaning if you can get a girl somewhat aroused or get sex on her mind you can easily get her to want to fuck. It also means the demoralization of sex leads to females slutting around more.
Objective truth?
Fembots exist, the only reason it's common knowledge that they don't exist is because manchildren on /r9k/ really just want to feel like special snowflakes. Fembots not existing is therefore just a meme.
>>25455211
>women enjoy sex more than men
False.
Allow me to explain. For men sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. For women sex is like steak. The best steak is better than the best pizza. But steaks require more skill to do well and a shit steak is actually shit, as in it's better to have not had it at all.
Men will never reach the highest points of pleasure that women can, but it will almost never be truly bad. It's why men are more driven to promiscuity than women, and why women are more selective
>>25455326
>Men will never reach the highest points of pleasure that women can
It's called the prostate, friend. You have much to learn
>tfw no wheelie gf
it hurts to live
>You will never take time out of your day to push her around out in nature
>You will never give her piggyback rides to see cool stuff off-trail that she wouldn't have seen otherwise
>You will never see her blush over you helping her
>You will never have very gentle sex with her
>>25455204
actually makes me wish i had a wheelie qt to call my own
>>25455204
D E L E T E
X X X X H X
X X X X I X
X X X X S X
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So I just recently started messaging this black girl on Meetme. She's not bad looking, not fat, seems kinda sweet, and seems like she's bending over backward to cater to my fetishes and what I like. She also seems to be a decent conversationalist, actually asks me questions, and seems interested in me and what I do.
But for some reason all I really want to do is pump and dump her. Why? I just know that if she were white and doing all the same things, I wouldn't hesitate. Am I racist or something? Like, it just seems too easy to me for some reason. Like this girl I've never met in person is basically throwing herself at me and I have no idea why or what motive she could have, I'm maybe a 6/10 beta nerd with mental issues and she doesn't seem to care. Am I being played?
FYI I am white, 24 years old, and 5'6", but she's also 5'10". So yeah, not only all that, but she's willing to date a manlet. What the hell is going on?
she's probably catfishing you. quit while you're ahead.
Pic not related, I'm not that lucky. If she were I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
>>25454101
What could she possibly get out of it, though?
>$4OO MILLION
>>25454002
Any luck yet?
I'd buy a ticket, but I need to spend my disposable income on my other addictions
op can I have $30 if you win
Holy shit guys. I just found out the girl at work I've been in love with for months has a boyfriend. I've been giving her lifts home from work even though she lives in the opposite direction from me, buying her presents and even organising my shifts just so I would be able to work with her. But she just posted a profile pic on Facebook of her kissing a guy. It felt like a dagger had pierced my stomach. And I was so certain she liked me too.
Why would she lead me on like this for so long? Surely she realised I was into her? Why are women so cruel? ;_;
stop letting women walk all over you. she is obviously using you because you're such a fucking cuck.
>>25453976
>giving her lifts for months
>never asked if she had a bf
top kek m80 you're a real silly poo
We have all been there. Let it all out: scream, punch a wall, throw something, write her a menacing letter (of course without sending to her) and then burn it.
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