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>Teaching your kid to be a beta cuck
>Literally making him pay for your food when he's fucking six.
>Put this on display for the whole Internet to see for validation.
This idea isn't even original, I've seen it done before. Which is what probably prompted the idea, she just copied off someone else and pretended it was her own to get likes and attention.
Fuck women, especially fuck single mothers.
>>25451686
>Fuck women, especially fuck single mothers.
Mommy issues?
>>25451770
Where do you think are? We have "fuck single mothers" threads every day?
>>25451875
>Where do you think are?
Male Tumblr?
Hey /r9k/ what's brackin boys im burrently doing bic related anf my oneitis dfoesnt like me anymore
>maby a few more drinks and ill text her and post conversations
Wew lad
>>25451587
>League of Legends
>Bud light
>Pretending to be drunk
>Screenshoting your drink and posting it on 4chan
Kill yourself kid.
TAHL THET TA KANJA CLUB
>>25451587
Does anyone else hate it when people act drunk over the internet for attention? I drink everyday faggot and I can still type. Fuck off cunt
Why do you have poor episodic memory?
>>25451518
I don't, do you?
>>25451564
I wasn't talking to you, kiddo.
I wish I knew why.
>mfw browsing r9k
getting laid is so easy you retards
>>25451460
Fuck off maybe? Or just be nice and make a tutorial. Be something more than a cuntposter
Although your post is shit it is true. If you guys asked out 100 girls a day it would be almost impossible to get turned down every time unless you actualy the ugliest man on earth. And even if you are 200$ would solve the problem.
Pretty much!
*borat style thumbs up*
if my manager insults me again i will be assaulting him
>>25451432
why does he insult you?
>>25451432
that's how he wins you know. getting you to do something so he can fire you. chances are you will fuck up somewhere along the line and get dropped for some bullshit technicality that masks the real reason (he doesn't like you)
my advice would be to not give him the time of day when he says shit like that to you. literally ignore the fuck out of it. don't respond to him. don't stutter. don't stare at him. just go on like you didn't even hear the shit. that will piss him off more than anything else. he will probably step his game up though, so just be completely neutral when he gets like that.
>>25451464
>>25451586
Its a kanye lyric.
why do white girls not like asian guys?
:(
because they are short and have high pitched voices
Because you're a disgusting soulless chink, not a superior, beautiful, half-white gentleman like myself.
little dicks and effeminate bodies
>see a photo or video of yourself
>you look like a fucking wreck
Holy shit, this is what people see when I'm having a conversation with them? What's wrong with them? I wouldn't talk to a person that looked like me.
>record myself talking
>fuck
At least not many people hear it, I guess
>>25451145
Yeah. I look like a crazy bum wizard freak!
>tfw one eye lower than the other
>hair is just fucked up
Always use a moisturizing bar on your face rather than soap, robots!
>>25451041
Good call, but maybe start with telling them to shave and wash their face?
I use facial cleanser during the day and only moisturize with a balm after shaving (which is about every other day). Am I going to make it /CGL/ite?
Anyone use a tongue scraper? Are they a scam?
>>25451670
Tongue scrapers work, but you can get nearly the same result with a spoon and a lot of tooth-brushes have tongue scrapers on the reverse side of the head now.
Anything that gets the dead skin off your tongue will better your breath but nothing beats brushing frequently and a sample-size mouthwash to carry when you're out.
/r9k/, it's my birthday. I'm not asking for money or anything, can I just get one "happy birthday"? Only one of my friends ( I have about 5 friends ) remembered, and they live in a different country so we couldn't do much. Everybody else I had to gently remind them ( "it's my birthday!" ). I have one friend that I've had for 8 years not even text me happy birthday. This particular friends birthday is 2 days after mine, and I'm thinking if I should say happy birthday or not. I dunno bros, I feel like a big pushover. I buy everyone gifts and try my best on their birthday, but mine just gets ignored and forgotten. A-at least I know who my only friend is
Pic semi related
haha happy birthday my man!
*fistbump*
>>25451411
Happy birthday anon from a peruvian robot
Happy birthday fellow Capricorn <3
I fucked my cousin.
It was mind blowingly good.
Don't feel any guilt, shame or regret.
Would do again, but only as fwb (cwb?!?) if both parties are
Ronery again.
Not in love, don't want babbys, no actual relationship Goin on here. We just click, got super drunk one night and had the hottest sex ever and don't feel bad.
Supposedly society says we should be ashamed of something.
I enjoyed it and would do again recreationally.
I grew up on the west coast. Relocated to East coast as adult. Met my cousins.
Am friendly with.
One night get super drunk, no intentions of hillbilly family molestations,
Wake up to dude fondling me
Go with it
Enjoy greatly
I must be super emotionally devoid because I don't understand WHY I don't feel regret or shame about this.
Can anyone give me their two cents? Or shame? Or high fives?
I dunno what to think about doing something so taboo and being so "eh" about it.
Thanks,
Hot cousin fucker
>>25450987
was she hot tho
>>25450987
> wake up to dude fondling me
So he raped you basically.
Do girls get turned on by their cousins or something? Seems like it's way too common these days. I wouldn't do it but whatever floats your boat OP.
So fellow robots, what's your take on meditation? Do you guys think its a mood-boosting life changer, or just a load of new-age horseshit? And for those who do it, did it cause you to make any positive changes in your life?
>be 19 (and a half) y.o. NEET
>had a shit day at home (as usual), mentally going over all the stupid fuck-ups and embarrassing moments in my life like I always do
>have tried meditation on several occasions throughout the past few years, but usually fail due to being overly distracted by negative thoughts
>decide to get the Meditation Studio app on my phone
>it's an app filled with guided meditation audio clips (most averaging between 5-10 mins.)
>don't usually do guided meditation, but decided fuck it why not
>meditate to a 7 min. GM audio clip
>have never felt so calm and mentally undisturbed after a meditation session before
>almost three hours later and I'm still feeling the effects
>now I'm eager as fuck to make this an everyday thing for myself
>>25451157
what is the name of this app you speak of.
>>25451384
Meditation Studio
I literally said that right on the green text, lmao.
I do Vipassana. Would recommend that or Zen, something without a mantra. Relaxing!
How did you spend your last birthday?
My friends, my girlfriend, and I went out to a nice restaurant. It sucks because a few of them couldn't come out that night, so it was only 12 of us. The worst part is that my girlfriend had work in the morning, so I only got to fuck her twice.
Overall 3/10. I hope my next birthday is better.
Took the day off work, popped some viagra, paid an escort for three hours, fucked her several times, ordered a pizza, and got drunk.
>>25450751
Mom bought me a cake, I threw it on the floor in front of her because it was coffee.
>Bitch bought herself a cake.
>Went home and counted money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMxNYQ71LOk
a friend told me, "just because you're part white, white people will still only see you as black, nothing more"
BLACK FEELS THREAD.
>>25450453
White here. Can confirm.
If you look black, you are black unless you specifically say your are part white and care about your specific european heritage.
To b fair. Everyone does that. Look at Obama. Black people took claim of him immediately
>>25450453
wait, hold up, okay, so, wait, so, what you sayin, hold up let me get this shit together, okay then, so what, but wait, na na na, okay, for real though, but then, aigiht aight i think i got it. . .
is it just me or is this "trap" meme starting to get out of hand?
>>25450333
That is the pinnacle of human evolution.
Perfection.
I don't know but her cock needs to get in my hand
It's overposted here and you're really not helping.
>Used to browse Newgrounds and Funny Junk back in middle school.
>Never imagined I'd end up somewhere like here.
Who /mid2000memelord/ here?
>>25450130
Gonna post those sweet mid-2000 memes while I wait for bumps.
>>25450130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u36bnDqtmZE
>>25450210
>tfw this was the first viral I lost my shit to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg
