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>watching porn on phone
>drop my phone
>phone screen breaks
>no longer functional, but screen lock screen pops up
>mom throws a fit and tells me to go get it fixed asap
>history not cleared
>images not deleted
>videos not deleted
>fake accounts on social media still logged in
>zero contact phone
what do I do?
I'm going to die
I might go to jail, should I just say I lost my phone, it is like $500
How the fuck are you gonna go to jail over porn??
You can buy a replacement screen off amazon and diy.
>>25448809
I live in the UK, a lot of the phone fixers are muslim and usually they look through your phones for fun and last time I took my phone to them they threatened to call the police so I took my phone and ran off but I left the cash but they didn't get my information
man why cant i find a good guy? nobody ever goes for the good girls like me u.u
>>25448741
>this tumblr jpeg proves that I'm a femanon!
is there a problem with femanons or tumblr jpegs??
>>25448741
> find a good guy
That's your problem. You clearly don't need a good guy, you need a bad guy with a hideous personality who fucks you and gives you sloppy fat smelly kisses so he can feel better about himself.
Robots, i WILL make you laugh!
what is love? i dont know
>>25448684
Good. I could use a laugh.
>>25448702
do you like bananas
i dont
Tell me about your swamp ass robots
>Tfw can't go commando when doing anything physically active
>Tfw so bad it leaves sweat marks on chairs when I stand up
>Tfw can't go near white pants
The worst part is that I'm relatively /fit/ as well, this has been a problem for my entire life.
>Be me, high school
>Wearing cargo shorts
>Hot spring/summer day
>Mid day, realize I'm sweating down there
>At the end of class, twist around to crack my back and neck to look at my ass
>Ohno.jpg
>My entire ass is a much darker shade than the rest of my shorts
>Try to pull my shirt down but know it doesn't hide it
>Hear people talking about it behind me
>Try to ignore
>Can't take my mind off of the river of ass sweat pouring out of me
>manage to get through the day without any direct confrontation
>Get home and never wear those shorts again
This happened too many times
that's fucking gross senpai, shave that shit.
>>25448666
>Tell me about your swamp ass
Why does it leave a stain?
Thanks for buying me all this amazing food hunny! Seems like Jewish people truly do know best what good food is.
What's that thing on the right?
>>25448423
>"Anytime, Jeff! Us Jews sure do know our food, you got it. Eat up before you miss your protein window, hunny!"
>>25448460
Looks like a huge pretzel to me
>born in small town
>hate rednecks and everything they do
>all I see on social media is people sitting in the woods and trucks and tractors everywhere
>everyone just sits inside their house
>no city in site so it's redneck as fuck
>there's no money or jobs anywhere
>everywhere I go there's bearded rednecks in camo and ugly as fuck
>>25448418
i fucked up my car today by hitting some nigger deer.
if it werent for rednecks those fuckers would be running rampant
>>25448500
If you lived in a city there wouldn't be any
>>25449028
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3fiLRekUm5g
Instead they have real niggers
>tfw changing wallpaper is the most productive moment of my day
>tfw it's hard to search the boorus for wallpapers
>tfw you can't use a wallpaper cause your windows keeps saying its not real.
>changing wallpaper more than once in a month
im afraid of annoying her by talking to her too much
i make her laugh a lot but we never have any deep convos
i see posts on social media that say she wants a boyfriend
Friends for a while now, afraid its gonna be awkward
God dammit robots im too scared that its all gonna go wrong when it could still easily go right
>>25448343
Go for it. Rejection will hurt less than the pain of waiting
>>25448343
>posts she wants a girlfriend
so underage
>>25448343
It wont go right OP, you are not on her BF list at all, man the fuck up if you can and move on, if she wanted you as a BF she would have hinted at it, you are friend zoned OP, she might not even consider you as a friend move along now
Hate em all you want but Bernie knows his audience
He doesn't put ads on TV or the radio, instead he fills Twatter/Instashit with all his stuff
He knows thats where the young retards are
This is where Trump is missing out
>>25448316
you just did a free advert for trump by posting.
is bernie the encarnation of bert and ernie?
>>25448316
Trumps also missing out on everyone who isn't white.
that will be his downfall. you can't talk shit about 1/3rd of your potential voters and expect to win. Latinos alone are nearly 20% of the US population and ain't nunnadem voting for trump.
He shot himself in the foot.
The only way you're not getting Bernie is if you're getting Hillary or if Bernie gets shot.
This triggers the robot.
last night i bond burger your sister
>>25448265
Secretly pounded
A picture of brendan fraser would make more sense than the scale
who /5'7/ here?
undoubtedly and LITERALLY the worst height
That there is what I am
Being 5'7" is like a literal purgatory.
I fucking hate it. I have a "little" sister who's 5'10.
I think 5'7 is easily the worst fucking height to be. There are 12 year olds who are my height or taller. Every time I'm out in public, 90% of the people I see are taller than me.
Being born was a mistake.
5' 8'' 130 pounds manlet here
lmfaoing at u losers who still havnt adopted a $30 cuddlebuddy. this is Margaret and we are best friends
but can u fug her
fuck her and post pics
>cuddling a bunny
You're literally going to spook it to death.
They don't like being handled.
If you want a cuddle buddy animal, get a dog, or a very docile cat.
It's finally out bros
Anybody who replies should kill themselves
If you're reading this I'm already dead
What are you saying anon? This is original
Hi, /tv/.
Would watch desu senpai.
Why do I even need my penis if I'm never going to use it in my life? I might as well get rid of it.
>>25447996
cut it off then and post pics
>>25447996
how will you pee?
Cut off your balls and adrenal glands instead.
Post boipussies itt.
took this oc just for this thread
what do you think OP?
>>25448489
nice boipuss
would fug
Would post my pucci but I wouldn't want to be recognized.
