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Whats the fastest way of getting laid and then killing myself?
Fucking a hooker and shooting yourself in the head. No originality here
>>25445745
wow that sounds really easy
thansk
Rape at gunpoint
So a crazy guy just banged and pounded on my door trying to get inside 10 minutes ago. I called the cops and they found no trace of him.
Am I gonna fucking die tonight, r9k? Wtf do I do?
Do you owe somebody money?
>>25445642
You have to kill yourself before he gets the chance
don't give that normie that satisfaction
>Doesn't own a gun
Feels bretty gud
None of us care about your conversations with other men
>>25445580
What if I told you it was with a 9/10 qt virgin
>>25445564
iktfbruh
original
right now i am high talk with me please
>>25445483
dude
behind you
>>25445494
haha you scared me
>>25445483
Think about it anon, why was yesterday yellow and upside apple?
i was supposed to hangout with my oneitis today (sort of made plans yesterday, she said she might not be able to but would try)
she just texted me saying "how about tomorrow? today is crazy for me"
should i reply or is it just her attempt to keep me orbiting? i am afraid that i'll say and she will do the same thing after i validate her
or am i being aspie?
Youre being an aspie
Its not ideal of course but go with it
>>25445477
how do i care less and become less sensitive?
i am worried ill look stupid if she continues playing me
my pride etc etc
>>25445449
>>25445511
>how do i care less and become less sensitive?
Just remember that she is not your girlfriend, so treat her as you would any other guy friend. Remind yourself that it's not worth it to over invest yourself. Never reach out first, let her do that. If she does via text, apply the rule of 1/3 (only one response for every three of hers).
Detach yourself. Talk to as many other girls as possible. The world is yours, explore your options.
Need to fill up my folder. Go!
>>25445409
Go here, dumbass.
>>>/s/16380254
>>25445409
foot fetishists are the worst
>HAHAHA I LIKE FEET, EVERYONE ELSE MUST KNOW THAT I LIKE FEET
>>25445409
I got you senpainigerrsadwadsdasdasda
Anon would you massage my feet for me?
it's been a long day
>>25445389
lepra ?
O-okay mom..
I've had this a couple of times
Hurts like a bitch and smells.
Wearing dry, breathable shoes and socks will in time help
this girl asks you out on a date
how do you respond?
>>25445301
No, I only date whites.
And if you're going to call me racist, yes I'm racist then. Kiss my ass
>>25445301
no because asian facial features in women disgust me
asian guys are cute though
also that acne is disgustin though i'm not the one to talk since i've got psoriasis fucking everywhere
>>25445301
girls are not supposed to ask boys on dates, only sluts do that sort of thing. i would immediately dismiss her and contact her parents, informing them that heir daughter is a whore.
You have to fuck one person in this picture. Which one do you choose and why?
The short blonde. She's the only attractive one.
>>25445282
none bitches and whores ever single one.
>>25445282
The arab Adam Sandler looking guy
Is he the next Elliot Rodger? Discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7XbE1Ix5Q
I hope this is real
>>25445283
Me too. Anyone live in El Mirage, Arizona wanna go to his workplace and prove whether or not he's real?
>>25445090
schizophrenia, not even once.
The old thread is dying. Post only one female name, if the femanon is here she has to be your gf.
I'll start. Hannah.
Lauren
Link to old thread?
Andreea,Alexandra,Roxana go go go
Lourdes
Why don't you virgins just go fuck a hooker?
I've been fucking hookers every couple of months and it's all I really need, everything other than that is a bonus.
Fucked pic related a few weeks ago, shit was cash.
>>25444896
idk how, im to fucking introverted to even do that
>>25444896
>why don't you fuck a woman that has literally dozens of different sexual partners per week
wew lad
>>25444948
Go to escort websites. Find one you like and book her.
>>25444958
You're not entering a relationship with her are you?
Rule 34
> if it exists, there is porn of it
Tfw there's no porn of me
>take picture of your dick
Now there is porn of you.
>>25444845
I'm japanese. It'll censor
>>25444917
If you're Japanese, just draw some hentai of yourself.
The ways of the NEET, you must learn. Independence from your parents, a full time job provides. Job leads to slavery. Slavery leads to depression. Depression leads to suicide.
>>25444804
Only a fully trained NEET, with the NEETBUX as his ally, will conquer Wagelord and his Jew Overlord. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as anon did, you will become an agent of evil."
This trend i like, keep it going you must!
>>25444804
But suicide leads to full freedom, right? Checkmate neets!
If you could travel in time to whenever you want, what would you change? A horrible stage or moment of your life? Human destiny? Frustrate your conception? I want to hear your robot-thoughts.
Probably wouldn't, it seems like it would be very risky. Change one little thing and who knows what could happen.
i'd have raped her
>>25444809
It's worth the risk if you make small changes, I think. Just don't give the nuclear bomb to the Turks and everything will be somewhat OK.
