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I didn't blow my load so it didn't count... right?
>>25442146
actually yes it does
>>25442252
What do I do? I need to blow my load inside a lady, pronto.
>>25442146
what matters is, did she come or not? If she didnt come then it doesnt count.
tfw
- 169cm.
- 86kg
- thinning crown.
tried to get off this ride but animalistic brain kicked in and stopped me.
anyone want to aid me to end game, plz.
just
You can do this, dawg. Don't be a quitter. [Try tranqs, a bottle o good Bordeaux, and a noose.]
There's absolute no reason to do this shit anymore. Just do whatever you want. There's no wrong answers.
I was 90 kg this time last year. Now I'm down to 78 kg.
Just wanted to let you know your choices are yours to make and the choices you make are what define you.
Have fun killing yourself. Or not. Either way it's all you baby
Is she right /r9k/ are roasties better than pure innies?
>>25442014
Who cares. Pussies are disgusting, gross and wet slimy things. They give you aids and unwanted pregnancies. Avoid at all cost.
>>25442014
lol no. innies are the best
>>25442014
If a girl has an innie she has taken 38 miles of cock cus closet pedos love that shot.
If she has an outie she is probably fine
If she has brown colored roastie lips shes had 2828899075 miles of cock.
>Open Tinder
>Before I can even touch my phone, it automatically super likes the first result
>First result was unattractive nigress
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TINDER? REEEEEEEEEE
Tinder thread
well did she match you?
>>25441959
Did she match you?
>>25442072
Nope. No match. Not like I want to match with her, though.
Got her nudes?
>>25441940
This isn't /soc/ so stop posting their whores here.
>>25442041
...But I want to see her nudes...
>>25441940
i fucked this girl she sounded like a crying doplhin
Prove you're an oldfag.
>>25442312
i can remember tendies
>>25442312
all the good posters went to lol cow
>>25442312
i'd rather have a board full of newfags than a board full of normies. gtfo!
What's something that you lack that you would be born over again to obtain?
Foreskin tbqph family
a fatter butt, blonde hair
>>25441901
This in my honest desu opinion.
ITT: post things you wish you were
I'll start:
>a billionaire who fucks new sl00ts every day
>a dude that shoots guns and is always on the run from police and the mafia getting in MAD car chases
>a banker
>a daytrader who makes millions never leaving the house
>a professor at university
>a dude that lives a quiet and peaceful life on a farm with his loving wife and kids
>an actor, or a tv personality
Now it's your turn anon
>>25441712
>charismatic
>strong willed
>confident
>extremely intelligent
i wish i was all of these things desu
>smarter
>not lazy
pretty much it
also anyone that doesn't choose conquering Gaul is a massive faggot and deserved to die alone
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish ai had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
You're about to leave a party and you see pic related.
What do you actually do?
bust a fat nut all up on her face
>>25442171
I'm pretty sure someone would see you, senpai.
I'd wake her up gently and ask her if she wants me to call her an uber.
>>25442082
If she was an acquaintance, probably tell the owner that she needs a ride home. If its a stranger, completely ignore her and hope she wakes up hungover and preggo
>Nobody talks about the tens of thousands of men who kill themselves every year, out of despair
TRUMP IS COMING TO SAVE US
If Trump wins I might just kill myself so there's that
>>25441773
yOUR DEATH WILL MAKE aMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>25441773
i just want him to win.
why?
it's going to be comedic. no matter who wins really.
Opinions on Dan? He seems like a real catch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55LW7y4bHX0
He literally wearing the autism shoes
>>25441700
been watching him for a while now, but he keeps spamming my youtube feed
dude needs to get a computer
That dude is weird, bad vibe about him.
who /laina/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGM5gIqLwPg
>>25441679
oh god
even when normies spamming each other with "funny" 5-20 minute videos was popular, this would not have been funny.
just another way men have enabled untalented women to profit from utter attention-whoring and faggotry. every enabling male in that comment section should be put into a national orbiter registry.
>>25441679
that was kinda cringie
Literally Reddit's girl.
Which one is it robots?
Would you commit to serious relationship? We talk about a real, meaningful, potentially beautiful relationship with a person that you deeply love, and that loves you back as well. A lot of potential. It comes at the cost that you cant now make the experiences that you missed out on. You have to commit to this one girl, others are taboo. No cheating.
Or do you pass up on it, and instead try to embrace one night stands and sleeping around
>>25441560
A, of course.
I just want a friend.
>>25441560
>can do whatever you want.
Well then it is pretty obvious.
>>25441739
>can do whatever you want.
I meant that you are allowed to fuck whoever you want, not that it turns you into a pussy magnet.
I just want to know which one is preferable to you:
- A lot of hookups and pointless sex, but you miss up on a realtionship with a lot of potential and a person that one could call a soulmate
- Or do you go for the relationship, but miss out on the other experiences?
hi every1 im new!!!!!! holds up swastika my name is anon but u can call me t3h FuHr3r of j00z!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very nationalist!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet nationalist ppl like me _... im 1/4th black (im white 4 my genetics tho!!) i like 2 watch the greatest story never told w/ my girlfreind (im str8 if u dont like it you'll hang) its our favorite factual documentary!!! bcuz its SOOOO nationalist!!!! shes nationalist 2 of course but i want 2 meet more nationalist ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make a lot of freidns here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
JOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me being nationalist again _^ hehe...heil hitler!!!!!!
blood and soil,
teh FuHr3r of j00z
I know this is meant to be cringeworthy, but this is the cutest post I've ever read.
love it anon i'm proud of you
>>25441480
nice one anon.
keep it up.
>Friend is being very mean.
>He is yelling at me
>Don't want to be his friend anymore
>Unfriend him on facebook
>Unfollow him on twitter
>Unsub him on youtube
>Unfollow him on tumblr
>Unfriend him on steam
>Unfriend him on skype
Why is it such a pain to remove people from your life nowadays?
>>25441473
Because you're a social media fag.
Shouldn't have fallen for the jewbook scam desu.
>>25441473
I only need the last one.
>unsub him on youtube
>unfollow him on tumblr
did he create anything? don't understand these otherwise
![tom_green[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7AtLXib.jpg "tom green[1]")
