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i really feel like jacking off. but no fap
what can i do
>>25438313
well you could fap
>>25438313
just have sex with your girlfriend
>>25438313
you could fuck your girlfriend lololol
Itt: traumatic life experiences?
>war
>what is it good for?
At least I know I'm not a pussy.
>>25438215
being bornvery original comment btw
>>25438215
Served in Afghanistan, got shot 3 times in an ambush and saw the lead vehicle blow up from an IED. A dude I had known from boot died and another lost his leg and right hand.
We were friends but not super close, it still destroyed me and most of the other dudes that were involved.
>tfw chicks hear about my service, and think its amazing and so "brave"
>tfw they throw themselves at me
>tfw I wish I could just forget about it all
Hey /r9k/
Im kinda confused.
let me greentext this:
>Be me, live alone, no real friends, only people who like me are my family
>Holidays i go to see them for two weeks
>Cousins are there, im usually very happy to see them and so are they
>Get there
>Say Hi and all
>Try to start conversations with them because i havent seen them in years
>They dont really pay attention
>Kinda confused but just think it doesnt matter
>At dinner everyones talking but when i try to talk people just interrupt me and nobody even acts like they see me
>Nobody even notices me or talks to me unless they need something from me the whole time
>Reallywat.jpg
>One week until everyone leaves
>Tell them something happened with the servers at my office so i had to leave early
>Go home 19 hour drive back
I drove 19 hours to see the only people who i though i had some relation with, and they didnt even care.
Im thinking that maybe i should try to become a normie and that might help. Should i do it?
Its not that i wasnt getting enough attention, its that i want getting any from the only people who could allow me to be happy.
Pic unrelated
>>25438196
This is what society has come to. They do not care about you because you have no social market value. Social interaction with you gains them nothing.
Modern social interaction is like a trade. You trade out social network and social status with each other. If you have no friends you have no value, people have nothing to gain by interacting with you. It's a vicious cycle largely intensified by the extremely narcissistic internet social media culture.
>>25438196
Volunteer and/or join clubs.
>>25438196
>Im thinking that maybe i should try to become a normie and that might help. Should i do it?
why struggle for people that looked down on you in the first place.
Grow some fucking spine, even if you are in a bad place from their position, you are not a cunt with people for reasons like this. They wren't there for you, you can leave them alone.
Will 2016 be his year?
>>25438173
He will be in some made for TV movies and slowly restart his career.
its over for him
some fucking help him for crying out loud he is in pain
Will playing dumb bring benefits? Like less workloads and smaller expectations?
Is it a viable strategy?
>>25438096
It does! Just expect to be patronized and respected less.
Though I think I am really just dumb. :)
I'd be afraid of that causing actual dumbness. When you act a certain way, it's a self fulfilling prophecy
>>25438096
>tfw I'm a genius with a 162 iq
>people think I'm retarded because I either don't talk or go for retard when I do
ITT: we post awesome fantasy images and discuss our fantasies.
I often imagine that I am an Archmage that governs an immortal society called the Sanctuary. We are the last of our kind and are refuge for all who don't belong among the dying races. We live by a Utopian socialistic society because we do not die, thus currency and economic class is useless. At birth or citizenry the Archmage decides what that person is meant for, they can change what they do at any time. It could be generals to simple caretakers. Nobody is forced to serve but happy to. Any and all outside profits and currency that allow us to do trans-universal trade is all attributed to the Archmage. Only the Archmage lives in absolute extravagancey, although that is shared for all citizens to experience it along with the Archmage. No citizen is left behind, there is no poverty.
The title of Archmage is a complicated one, it is a huge responsibility, as Archmage you take responsibility for the entire planet, any other planet that is owned, and every single person. Everyone looks up to the Archmage for guidance and support. If the Archmage falters, that means that the entire peoples is vulnerable. Of course the Archmage can bestow higher powers to those such as commanders, the Holy ones, shrine-keepers etc, as figureheads to govern or take secondary responsibility for those areas. The Archmage's is chosen by a test bestowed by a great celestial dragon, another immortal being, whom lives among the people of the Sanctuary as the highest power. He gives trials that determine the next Archmage.
I just want succubus pussy.
>>25438686
just gonna keep bumping
dancing in the dark..
Have you gotten hold of your copywrite 2016 practice gf yet?
>>25438070
>be 5'7, overweight and losing
>gots me a 5'9" 4-5/10, surprisingly not too fat, practice girl
feels alright i guess
>>25438070
Maybe I'm a moralfag, but leading a girl on thinking you want something serious when you're just using her as a practice girl is kinda fucked up.
>find a practice 4/10 gf
>too beta to break up. don't want to hurt her feelings
>end up marrying her
that's how that story goes
Who here goes to uni?
What uni do you attend?
Major?
Do you hate it or like it?
Do you have a gf?
What do you do in your free time?
What year are you in?
Feel free to talk shit or produce productive responses.
>>25437998
Who here goes to uni?
yes
What uni do you attend?
zzzzz
Major?
accounting
Do you hate it or like it?
hate
Do you have a gf?
no
What do you do in your free time?
go on 4chan-youtube-vidya
What year are you in?
1st semester just finished
>>25437998
Yee
Guelph
Computer engineering
Like it
No
Study,shit post, anime, and play with fruity loops
First
Last semester starting in a week, wanna off myself already.
End the pain, please.
Who here /shamsurgeon/?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sham_surgery
>Be me, Pepe Grenouille, M.D.
>Hate normies but swore the Hippocratic Oath so I have to help these shitlords
>Discover the wonderful world of sham surgery
>Perform medically inadequate surgeries on often extremely desperate normies
>Sleep easy every night knowing for a *fact* that all my patients today are worse off post-op than they were pre-op
>Patients spend up to three months recovering in physical therapy from a complete ruse.
>Don't have to worry about getting sued because they signed release forms
>Accepted by society for doing this
I'm making a fortune.
>>25437924
Are you really a sham surgeon ?
That actually sounds like a cool stange job.
T O T A L S O C I O P A T H
>>25438726
You seem surprised. I don't think you understand the nature of the place you're in.
/r9k/ help. A girl sent me this picture and wants to fuck me. Should I do it? She is overweight and I don't like the treetrunk legs but whatever. Should I do it? Been in a dry spell for a while. Her other pics don't look so bad but she knows how to manipulate a camera. I don't want to show up and be totally unattracted to her.
What do you think? I'm so torn. Anyone been in a situation where they fucked a so-so girl and did you regret it later?
>>25437852
Trust your dick anon. Worst comes to worst you just get your dick sucked, nut, break contact
FUCK OFF NORMIE. SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR NORMIE ISSUES TO /ADV/ AND STOP RUBBING OUR NOSES IN THE FACT THAT A GIRL WANTS TO FUCK YOU AND NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK US.
JUST FUCKING LEAVE
>>25437852
yeah, just go for it. Looks like she's hiding a bit of fat under there, but she's definitely not a landwhale. How did you meet her?
Do you pull your foreskin back when you pee?
>>25437828
>tfw cut
>tfw saving myself millions of hours pulling back my foreskin in the long run
>tfw time is money
>tfw rich
>tfw thank you jewishes
>>25437828
yes. Easier to aim.
>>25437871
delete this.
>>25437828
I will never ever have a foreskin.
I wish death upon all who have inflicted this on me.
You got it all wrong. You don't need a girlfriend, you need human ineractions, sex and love.
Romanticism is fucked up.
>>25437696
>literally one cute girl in the picture
>ruined herself with piercings
God damn it.
Wut.
Human interactions, sex, and love are part pf a relationship. Thats why I want a qt pure gf.
>>25437696
sam hyde in his younger, pre-/pol/ days
>tfw interviewer asked me what my hobbies were
>tfw I saw 4chan and watching anime
>tfw he burst out laughing in my face and said "we'll get back to you soon"
>>25437629
you fucked up, shoulda said fishing or shit easy shit
this is more a general comment then specifically a reply to your thread, but i think its hilarious when you weebs list "watching anime" as a hobby
>>25437629
Please don't be real
DAE fall for the "losing weight will make you happy" meme?
>>25437612
It's not losing weighth that makes you happy, it's working on yourself, triumphing and improving yourself in the face of adversity that increases your confidence.
>>25437612
What were you at originally, and what are you at now? I'm at 260 from 290, hoping to be at 200-220 by the middle of summer so I can get a bike. That's pretty much my motivation. I won't ever really be able look as nice as a normal person, but at least I'll be fly along some nice scenic highways.
>>25437966
I was at 320. But I also grew 3 inches after I'd lost all the weight, so it helped a little.
I'm currently at 185. I got down to 140 a year or so ago and my skin still looked like it was melting off my body so I just decided to gain some fat. OP pic looks better than I did 45 pounds lighter, oddly enough
What does /r9k/ think about my piccasoesque sketch of rose?
for reference
Its impressively bad.
1.
>>25429403
2.
Holy fucking batman that is horrible.
>>25438701
Almost to the point of being usable.
