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Would you rather date a black girl who made it out of the ghetto that has been double penetrated by BBC in her teens or a virgin Muslim medical student that you have to marry if you want any form of relationship?
>>25208895
As long as the muslim chick is qt, of course the muslim chick what kind of fucking stupid idiot question is this
AND she's going to be a doctor and rake in a minimum of 300k a year?
hm yeah ok OP this sure is a tough one
Whichever I can fucking stand to be around on a daily basis and fits well into my life. A relationship to me is more than a hymen.
>>25209079
The black girl is actually really smart, but is on the fence between med school and becoming a social worker.
Literally my only two options. I suck with white women
I want to start a kik star wars rp. Post kik usernames if you want to join. I will be your dm.
>>25208634
Gaaaaaaaay
Very original.
>>25208746
What's wrong with it? I like star wars.
>>25208634
>star wars kik rp
>UMM ASCHTUALLY CHRISTMAS IS A PAGAN CELEBRATION AND...
Shut up and drink your eggnog faggot
>CHRISTMAS IS A PAGAN CELEBRATION
Almost all christian holidays started from pagan ones actually.
more like fagnog
>>25208579
That shit annoys me almost as much as "THANKSGIVING IS A RACIST HOLIDAY"
Basically people on this thread constantly tell me I'm some Fucking Normie but I barely function as a human being while sober and I can't relate to other people at all...
I can't be the only person who's life is like this
Being a dysfunctional person doesn't make you a robot if that's what you're implying, if you classify in the other areas as a normie, then you're a normie. Just a dysfunctional one
>>25208613
I can't have a conversation without panicking, my only sexual experiences have been with people 4+ years older and me not being awake for it (drugged twice)
Like there's more but I barely qualify as dysfunctional
>>25208554
You have to be a virgin to be a robot. Tons of normies/failed normies stumble at this part.
>at the pub
>some 30 year old woman asks me if I have any children
>mfw I'm 23
>mfw I'm now an old person and not a little kid
get used to it bub, its only downhill from here
You're 23 and this is just hitting you? You suspended adolescent senpai.
>23
>hasn't killed self yet
What is it that makes me doomed to be lonely eternally?
No matter who I meet or 'befriend', it is always a hollow relationship, there's always some uncrossable distance between us, that although I may enjoy their company, prevents me from opening up and being genuinely me around them, I can never meet anyone who I feel any sort of meaningful emotional connection to, I don't know why, but it's a horrible feeling.
Just be yourself and you'll be drowning in pussy.
You may have also not met the right ppl.
>>25208602
Oh shit that's brilliant why didn't I think of that
It's my birthday tomorrow, /r9k/
My only wish is for a thread where my fellow robots can just talk and have a comfy night
Your birthday is on Christmas eve? That must suck for presents
You seem chill OP. I knew someone in grade school with a birthday on Christmas Eve. Haven't talked to her in a long time. Probably never will again lol. Mine's on the 28th. Cheers
>>25208431
Yes, and it does. People usually just take it like its one whole holiday and give me presents on only one of the 2 days. I don't really care much about the gifts though, as long as there's cake then it's a Birthday/Christmas well spent
>>25208462
Thanks man. Also i'm sure you'll see her again and even if you don't, who cares, right? Life's full of so much, to spend time winded up on a girl is wasteful. Anyway, Cheers and happy early birthday!
So I made my custom built at the computer store and they're gonna install windows 10 for me. The only thing is I never ordered a dvd drive or a cd drive. How are they gonna build it and install it without a dvd drive?
Should I call them and let them know?
>>25208288
They'll just use a cd drive, they don't have to give you it with the end product.
You should. They'll bring a USB CD drive if you do, most likely. No biggie.
you realize windows 10 LITERALLY takes 5 minutes to install?
enjoy wasting your $
lmfao
> be sitting alone at Neet's coffee
> having a hot chocolate like an autist
> see qt walking by
> start staring at her because she looks like someone I know
> she looks over
> realize I'm staring
> don't know why but decided to smile
> she smiles back
>mfw
I know it wasn't much but maybe I.have hope in the future lads.
How was your day? I'm building a pc this week. The parts should arrive soon.
>>25208203
>Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
>>25208278
Were you the OP with the shrek story?
>>25208203
A good time to be alive OP
Fuck your negativity /r9k/
Post based women! They're out there you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWl9An1WKCc
Pic only half related.
anti feminism girl from youtube i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mis4PVbTNyQ
Karen Straughan is pretty based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA&list=PLbA7X2U_AzlKZhRkaHH-cJgRq9azNygpV&index=1
>>25208086
Im glad she fixed her mental illness, that one in particular always seemed more like she was just having a laf with all the tumblresque check yer privilege thing.
>"She hasn't replied to the 2 texts I sent her and it's been 2 days... Maybe if I ask how her day was she'll text back!"
Damnit now I want to play my mesmer
Fuck you for reminding me, asshole
>>25208076
If she wanted to talk to you she would. Woman know who they want to fuck and act on it while they can. My friend just got out of a 3 year old relationship and already fucked a guy she had a thing for the longest time.
how the fuck does one make friends?
i cant make friends in real life because im an insecure fuck, so i try to make friends on the internet. But then again i fail because not even behind a false identity i can be secure enough to talk it out.
But all of this to ask you guys, how the fuck did you get to know your friends?
>inb4 just be yourself anon, trust me itll work :)
You don't want friends. It's best to live your life without them.
Get some casual acquaintances if you can.
>>25207989
Try and be less like yourself tbqh.
I'll be you're friend anon.
Which one of these bitch boys would you rather be, Robots? The one licking dick, or the one licking ass?
>leaving the balls unattended
Looks like a spot for me
Can I somehow choose neither?
>>25207978
licking dick, is that even a questions.
Not even gay, just think dicks are so fucking sexy
>tfw still a kissless virgin at 18
Feels real fucking bad man
Let's see.
Cons: Skin the color of my shit after eating cheap indian food, beady bug eyes, two front beaver teeth, frail body that couldn't satisfy your average woman, and I'm presuming a small shrimp dick?
Pros: Not enough to compete with your cons bitch. Ha!!
>>25208302
Damn nigger, calm down. Being a virgin at 18 is normal.
>>25208390
I was just simply stating the facts. Whenever I see a piece of shit that doesn't deserve pussy and should spend the rest of his life cumming in his own hands, I'm going to call him out.
Who /alpha/ here?
>pic related: Bellamy is alpha
Bellamy is a bitchboi
>>25207941
Dude Bellamy got his shit kicked in by a man who is LITERALLY made of rubber
>>25208320
>beaten by luffy
>betrayed by Doflamingo
Certified CVCK
