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>my past is mine, my future is yours
>yours is amazing
>>25207885
Do you want her to judge you on your past? Do you want her to laugh at you for all those years spent being a NEET virgin?
I love these types of threads
Is it worth getting diagnosed with Aspergers/autism?
yes. it's the first step towards autismbux
>>25207767
that looks EXACTLY like the autistic hobo that keeps hitting on me at the bus stop, spooky
If you really want neetbux and don't mind having the sperg label on your record for the rest of your life.
What's the deal with feminists? One second they want equality and the next they want free food
>>25207766
I don't understand feminists, but that is a nice rare Pepe.
Theyre just trolling everyone and seeing how much they can get away with before someone actually stops them
I'm not a feminist. I want to marry a good man who can provide for me and I want to become a housewife and mother. I want to raise my kids to be free from the mind control of the media and secret societies.
> that feel when you have a renewed enthusiasm for life after about 3 months of making a conscious effort to change your own thoughts and emotions, meditating, growing, working out, practicing personal hygiene more diligently, and eating more healthily
>tfw I did exactly this
>tfw it fucking worked
>tfw got girlfriend from it
10/10 it does work..
But now I'm back to my old self..
>I-I'll just go back to being enthusiastic
No. Don't mess it up OP, once you tried it once it doesn't work again.
>>25208011
What mistake(s) did you make?
Bumparoo. My dear robots, please stop being addicted to the stupid negativity. Please stop making a culture out of failure, pessimism and self loathing. Comfort each other of course, offer support, but don't be complacent with failures and an non-enjoyable life
Welcome to /k9r/, what's got you so happy, pal?
>be me
>nommin tendies and sippin coco
feels good man
>>25207539
h-happy?
But I am not happy
>you're black and there's nothing you can do about it
I spend most of my time on the internet so it's not like it matters
>>25207520
Don't give up. Michael Jackson proved this wrong
>>25207520
I'm not saying race relations were 100% fun in the 80s but the reason why guys like us weren't racist was because blacks made pretty good music with synths and basses. Now blacks are dumbasses with DJs and retarded rap.
Be the Black Jesus and be the next Eddie Grant to get your race respect.
what's your favorite holiday tradition, r9k?
>>321208615
Hiding from family
Shitposting.
>>25207514
>Hiding from family
but they might have presents
Getting as drunk as a lord, it's great
Even when I'm speaking with a cute girl for some reason it's like I can just turn my brain off and I don't feel awkward at all I just smile and say nothing for hours and just do one word responses. I don't know why people talk so much!
I honestly speak the same way than the drive guy except I'm kinda ugly senpai.
It's because you're boring and don't have any hobbies, interests or experiences to share.
>>25207387
Yeah, of course. But even boring people sometimes won't shut the fuck up.
Lads I need something to occupy my mind. Feeling very depressed atm and need I have a desire to feel even worse. Help me out?
If you're gonna puss out atleast get your SS # 'fo you leave my nigger.
>>25207335
i just want to jump into a black hole
can we make this a baww thread, OP?
>>25207335
Wanna play some D&D?
Like, how the fuck do you even get up and enjoy breakfast?
I always see commercials about egg mcmuffins and pancakes at IHOP and they all look ridiculously delicious.
I always have drowsiness issues in the morning and I'm nervous about placing an order. How you do it?
most people don't even have time to eat breakfast. they have to rush to work at 7am and just drink coffee until lunch
I don't understand how people can eat sugary foods and shit in the morning, I am always on the verge of vomiting if I even smell syrup.
>>25207322
I just make a bowl of cereal.
I should learn how to cook.
At least I have time.
Who her /weeb/?
Post your weeb shit your
>playing
>buying
>watching
I just bought an umaru pillow and one punch man hoodie and Taiga mousepad.
Also an arcade stick for blazblue.
My umaru cushion is literally the best thing I ever bought.
>>25207124
You got the oppai hoodie? God forbid you wear that shit in public.
Ive got a few things... My fig collection is starting to get so big that there's no room left on my shelf. So I've started getting things like Aikatsu fanbooks and yurayuri cd's.
Apparently the yurayuri season 2 charasong collection hasn't been uploaded, so I might buy them to rip and upload to nyaa ::>_<::
>tfw have grill in bed
I made it! So long faggots!
why are you hover handing that bitch
How do you plan on disposing the body?
>image.jpg
nice try cuck
Prove that star wars is better than LoTR
>Protip: you can't
Sword made of light > Sword made of some other bullshit
I love Star Wars, more than LOTR, but I have to admit that when it comes to dialogues, deep thoughts and sequence of scenes, LOTR is more than wonderful compared to Star Wars.
>>25207102
>Star Wars
>bad ass space wizards blowing shit up
>EU books are actually entertaining
>Lord of the Rings
>midgets walking for three and a half hours
>books take 20 pages to describe a single tree, and then proceed to describe every single tree in that particular forest, and they're always in a fucking forest
You can try and make your dumb fag shit seem cool, all you want, but it's gay and boring, just like you.
who in here dislikes asian women. age - race and region. 20 / white / usa. What are my reasons why? Because they are average at most 4/10 plain and just plain boring
>>25207085
meh, just post more emily helen barry pics
>>25207113
shitz dont' have any more but I like that thickness
>>25207085
fucking stop this bullshit faggot
Welp, I got this recently from a girl I am dating. What do I do /r9k/? Is there no hope for me? Should I break up with her? How can I ever kiss her knowing she had another man's dick in her mouth?
Inb4 "Normie REEE get out!"
> start ignoring her
> act like you dont give a fuck about her but dont be butthurt
> get a new girl
> have fun with the new girl, especially when old one can see
Few days and she'll be begging you to take her back
>>25207028
She thinks you're a fucking loser but is going against her gut instinct aka hormones because it makes her feel goos to date mr beta.
100% guarantee of cuck if you stay with her.
Also fuck off underage faggot lurk till you're 18
Inb4
>but im in senior year
No
>>25207028
Stop confessing your feelings. Stop letting yourself have feelings for brocken chicks. Watch 500 Days of Summer. That's exactly what you're doing with this chick. You see the good because you're desperate for love and this is special and new to you and you ignore the bad while you do that. You know you saw the warning signs that she's fucking broken and you ignored them.
Basically, screen your bitches, fuck them all, but only let yourself have feelings for chicks that aren't busted.
