I WANNA GO BACK TO OHIO STATE
TO OLD COLUMBUS TOWN,
TO THE STADIUM TO HEAR THE BAND,
BY FAR THE FINEST IN THE LAND,
I WANNA GO BACK TO OHIO STATE
TO OLD COLUMBUS TOWN,
I WANNA GO BACK,
I GOTTA GO BACK,
TO OHIO
OHIO, OHIO
THE HILLS SEND BACK THE CRY [O - H!]
WE'RE HERE TO DO OR DIE [I - O!]
OHIO, OHIO
WE'LL WIN THE GAME OR KNOW THE REASON WHY!
AND WHEN WE WIN THE GAME, WE'LL BUY A KEG OF BOOZE!
AND WE'LL DRINK TO OLD OHIO,
'TIL WE WOBBLE IN OUR SHOES!
OHIO, OHIO
WE'LL WIN THE GAME OR KNOW THE REASON WHY!
I live in columbus this place fucking sucks whats wrog with you?
>osu
>good
Pick one
>>25209481
What's the reason why aOSU lost to MSU?
Would you kill someone if you could get away with it? Do you have anyone in mind? Would you kill a prostitute nobody cares about? How would you do it if you would?
>>25209378
If I ever run in to the guy who bullied me in high school I will kill him.
>>25209378
Death is horrible and I would never wish it upon anyone who did not desire it.
tfw no one will ever lovingly drown or asphyxiate you
What do I do?
Should I get tested?
How do I do that?
Look up psychiatrists in your area. Phone up offices and make an appointment talking to the secretary that you want to know whether or not you are autistic. The secretary will help you schedule an appointment.
When I was tested for autism it was a long process though. I went to a variety of places to do different tests and saw at least three different psychiatrists.
>>25209531
How expensive is it?
>>25210095
yeah this f a m t b h
>wake up
>see this
how do you proceed?
With extreme caution
Kiss her
Start making out
>>25209272
Rip out one of her piercings and try and rupture one of my main arteries with it
Sweet release
I started out much like you people. I posted on this website, released the occasional shitpost or funny greentext. It was a happier time, even if I thought things were unfair.
Let me tell you the definition of "Unfair."
>Be six years old
>Dad commits suicide due to war PTSD
>Be nine
>Molested by pedophile in an alleyway
>Be twenty-two
>Falsely accused of rape by a heartless...
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>You won't
>I know what you're going to comment
>I've seen it a hundred times before, trust me
>You won't believe me, but I want you to remember something
>Living a perfect life is impossible, so just accept how shitty your existence is
>That's how I get by, nowadays
>Heh, he's almost home
>Well,...
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>>25208899
>>25208946
I truly want to believe
>>25209293
I was going to post something funny, but then it hit me. There is a slight, slight chance that this post is real.
And we'll never know.
Why don't you have asian gf yet? Chances you
>are taller than most asian men
>have bigger dick than most asian men
>have advantage of belonging to superior race
>have actual sex drive unlike loli&work obsessed asian faggots
Literally no excuse
asian population in america is like 1%. ordering one of the internet is an option tho..
>>25208800
If you cant get a white gf, you aint getting a gf from another race
which is why I like little girls instead
>>25208800
nice dubs
Because Asian women are soulless demons
who will literally drain the life from you
and chances are their parents and grandparents will hate you
how do I find a cute tall gf with low standards?
>low standards
>low
>tfw no giantess gf to produce huge children with
>>25208778
How can you be fat if you're that tall? She must eat like 5,000 calories a day.
>Worked hard in college, 3.7 GPA, made connections
>Gave honors speech for graduating class, served on student government, met influential figures, etc.
>Brought some honor to college and college published a story on me in alumni magazine, plus uses me for ads and all
>Offered multiple jobs after college, got first real professional job with salary, annual bonus, paid vacation, and all that good stuff. Also impacts lives for better (law)
>Regular people suddenly realize I've existed, even though for my past several years as a bot (since 2009), nobody really had. And I don't blame them.
Question is, with this person reaching out and the above context, what do you think she's looking for? She started out asking me about what I do for a living and then made the celebrity remark. I'm not a celeb, just well known across University. And it's strange to see how people treat you differently when you appear to have some influence. But maybe she's just being genuine. I kind of like her. Do you think she's interested? Is there a socially acceptable way to ask if she has kids?
>>25208757
What do you mean? I'm confused by this entire post
it's obvious she's interested in you because you're a little famous or whatever
But that's not necessarily a bad thing. It' bad when she's interested only because you're famous.
You're the super bigshot honor roll influential alpha chad here, why are you asking us anyway?
SHE IS TRYING TO GET AT YOUR MONEY SO SHE CAN KEK YOU
DO NOT RESPOND
PUMP AND DUMP BUT DO NOT LET HER INTO YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
>tfw grades come out soon
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>Tfw failed Calculus twice already
God, these is my last chance, if I don't get at least a B in the next report card im fucked and I gotta repeat the semester
>tfw graduated already
Do I tell my friends about my depression, or keep it bottled inside until I die?
I wouldn't recommend it, you will be surprised how many of your "friends" will not give a shit about your problems, you see people only want the good out of friendships and relationships.
>only girlfriend I've ever had was a cutter that dumped me when i told her about my depression after she told me to "man up"
You're a male so you're supposed to be stoic i guess
> Friends
good one dude
How about you just tell a health professional?
Do you agree with this image /r9k/?
Yes, women should be forced to deal with the consequences of poor decision making just as men do.
>>25208410
My immediate reaction upon seeing this image was to laugh, so I guess I do agree with it.
Yes, the moment they choose to date someone is the moment they choose to take on that life, if they can't handle it and up like the OP then that's their fault, they should've been smarter and chose the person they know would be a loving spouse
Eurobot here. There's an American girl in my classes. What can you tell me about your women, Americans of /r9k/? I'm not interested in her, she's normie as fuck. But I want to know how to use the people around me and if they're a foreigner, it's harder because of cultural differences. Tell me about the mind of American girl.
Bumping. Please respond familiapais.
>>25208271
Empty I suppose. Aren't girls the same everywhere? Really, really dumb.
>>25209436
They're not the same everywhere. It's a /r9k/ bandwagon/meme. They have different mindsets, ethics and behaviour depending on the country.
So describe yours to me.
>want to enjoy christmas
>can't because social anxiety and depression
weird i just put this movie in before i seen this thread.
>>25208238
You know that that bad santa guy was a total Chad in that movie, right? Fuck off with your normie "depression"
>>25208285
It;s just a picture you fucking autist
Yeah being NEET for 4 years barely able to leave the house how fucking normie of me
Hey there anons. Come on in and have yourself a drink or share some feels.
>>25208014
I'm an alcoholic but I'm working most of the holiday season so I can't drink. Don't know if I'm happy or sad.
>>25208279
I can get you something without alcohol if you want, anon.
Hey barkeep, glad to see you open tonight. Not sure what to feel at the moment. Life is okay right now, finished my first freshman semester at college/uni with a 4.0, but Im worried about fucking it all up in the future. There's also the typical >tfwnogf, although I have had interest from a couple girls before so Im hopeful it can happen again. How are you, bartender? Anything you'd like to share?
WTF? There's also a black chick in the new star wars
>>25207977
fuck you nigger pece of shit
>>25207977
sleep tight nigger
There are trillions of humans in the star wars universe, theres gonna be non whites