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>finally get gf
>she's into vidyagaems
>hate vidyagaems
>tfw no /lit/ gf
>>25214527
>>she's into vidyagaems
Which ones?
>vidyagaems
At least you both can enjoy reddit
>she's into vidyagaems
I am sorry about your GF's obesity.
Installing Gentoo on my laptop. Shit keeps going wrong. I'm probably going to be up all night working on it.
While shit compiles and whatnot, let's get a cute anime girls thread going. May as well do something worthwhile.
Nothing sexual, please.
>>25214515
Cute anime girls? I'm in.
> normalfag shitmas-themed captchas
>not .gif
>mfw
> 300+ replies to fembot feels threads
> cute anime girl thread puttering along getting bumped by 2 or 3 people
The injustice is real.
You all are way too sucked into your own heads
You do realize nothing matters right?
You do realize that life is extremely basic right?
You could make a sandwich or you could have sex and nothing would change
And in the same time frame both would be finished and forgotten about
Then you'd make another sandwich
Big fucking deal
That's literally the universe we live in
Stop thinking you matter
I think you posted this on the wrong board. A lot of people on this board think that way (including me.)
>>25214509
I've eaten thousands of sandwiches in my lifetime but haven't ever had sex or kissed a girl.
I just want to kiss and sex a girl once.
>>25214627
And if you do then what?
You'll want to have sex again?
>walk into work
>"hey look guys its Columbine!"
What the fuck guys, I Dont event talk at all at work. Do I need to switch jobs?
>>25214507
If you're an amerifat you could sue them for emotional trauma for eleventy billion dollars.
Tell your boss and get them in trouble.
>>25214507
show them the real meaning of columbine nd earn the name
I know it's not even Christmas yet, but how has 2015 been for you robots and how do you think 2016 will be? Is 2015 the end of a bad part of your life or is 2016 just rebranded hell?
>>25214426
Can this be a nice and happy thread?
Well anyway my first child will be born in 2016.
>>25214464
What brings a kidfag to /r9k/?
>>25214580
Well I don't have a kid yet.
Plus I've been on 4chan forthe last 11 years
who /hasn't left their room in a week/ here?
cabin fever's kicking in, faNN
>>25214307
>he doesnt go grocery shopping at least twice a week
>>25214578
>he doesn't live with mom and dad
>>25214578
>twice a week
i live in a family of five and my mom only needs to get groceries once every two weeks
Who /youngteenattraction/ here?
>tfw seeing my little sisters friends over the holidays
Literally the worst age group outside of the elderly senpai, I like ~5-8 YOs. And why use that pic? Do you like thinking of yourself as a creep?
Hebe here. Into 8-13. Just life gettin thrown at us.
>>25214330
My sister thinks I'm a creep
>>25214437
13-17 here
We're doomed aren't we bros ;_;
You know, now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever argued with my parents. I would just do whatever they told me, even as a teenager. Is that why I'm so fucking spineless?
Anyone else here grow up similarly? Is there a pattern here?
Your behavious forms before you're a teenager, but yeah, that's why you're spineless
>>25214188
I never argued with my parents, I just ignore them and avoid them as much as possible. If they ever give an opinion or tell me what to do I shrug. If they keep imposing I say straight-up "I don't care.".
I'm definitely not spineless, but this hasn't been good for my social skills.
>>25214315
So you don't treat them or think of them as actual human beings?
Hey, I'm new here. I stumbled upon Pepe the Frog on FB and someone told me if I like memes like this, I better go to /R9k/
So here I am but it's fucking confusing... there's just so much stuff and inner jokes I can't comprehend and secret language
Anyway, I created this thread to ask you guys what are some good beginner memes for a person just starting out with memes like me?
Thanks.
>>25214170
Sorry I meant inside jokes.
Also why is it called Robot911?
Are you guys terriousits?
>>25214189
Banana bones bro. I hope you understand. We don't want you here. Lurk or assimulate.
>Christmas shit everywhere
>spending Christmas alone in your room
Who else abandoned on Christmas?
Spending it alone as well.
Like Thanksgiving, wasn't invited over by family.
i'd fucking LOVE to spend it alone but i'm forced to be around family even though i'm pretty much estranged from them and i have no feelings for them either
>>25214211
>le edgy kid feels
A girl just asked me out and I said yes.
AMA
How did u meet her? For how lobg have u known each other? How does she look like? Is she fun to talk to?
>>25213979
asking a potential partner out is a man's job
you have established yourself as a nu-male beta from the get go
enjoy 5 years from know where you're married and she's pegging you while you've got your chastity cage on
>>25214521
Jelly much
So, is his fate pretty much what would happen to us robots if we finally made it?
>>25213972
he was never a robot to begin with.
>>25213994
>virgin gamer that got cucked by a fat girl gets turned into a Chad and dies
>>25213994
He was a disgusting robot before, once he started lifting girls were all around his dick. He died at 22, rip in peace zyzzbrah
> Selfies
>>25213895
How do they have the guts to post pictures of themselves on the internet?
>>25213923
THIS. Holy frick how. People you don't know might see it. They will judge the shit out of you and roast you in their minds like robots roast roasties.
>>25214016
>caring what people you'll never meet think about you
Changing my name and relocating to Texas.
Alexander Marshall _________
Dubs decides my last name.
Mathers
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Frogger
Who's planning on spending the festive season as rekt as possible? I've treated myself to ten grams of kush, a gram of molly and a few tabs of acid. Will probably find some diazepam too.
Where my drug fiends at?
what does diazepam do?
i have 200mg pills prescribed by my psychiatrist
>>25213902
It's an anti anxiety medication, 200mg sounds excessive though, are you sure?
>>25213902
It's an anxiolytic. If memory serves it's also used as medication for epileptics
