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How does it feel knowing your girlfriend or future wife had another man pound her from behind, and had her soft lips pressed into a dirty sweaty cock.
He probably checks out her social media from time to time, and sees the dirty girl who he cum'd on.
You know you blew it by wasting your years in a computer screen, and now it's near impossible in this morden society to meet special someone who hasn't had her hymen broken, faced cumed, forced deep throat, and had her virgin ass-hole penetrated.
>>25194017
Eh, doesnt bother me because we're just humans, and its just sex. Sex I'm having with other women as well. We'll be dead in 80-100yrs anyway, in a couple years after nobody will even remember your existence. Doesnt really matter
>>25194017
>hooked up with my best friends ex after they broke up, about 6 months later
>fucking her in front of the window, see my best friend walking past on the other side of the road
>fucking his ex while looking him in the eyes
it felt kind of weird being tunnel brothers in the beginning but went away after a few weeks
>>25194017
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend!
>tfw she starts to cry uncontrollably after having sex with
What is up with that?
>"oommmggg i'm taking control of my own body again"
>>25216948
thats hot anon, did you go again?
Masbate
I wonder what goes on there
babirusa
hey, sorsogon used to be my hometown
Why are brunettes so perfect?
Any man who says he doesn't want to fuck blonds more is a liar
Because they are never negro
>>25216451
Blondes never look smart though. They look stupid.
>dating a robot
>his first gf
>so fucking awkward
>wraps both arms around me and gives me extremely LOUD kisses on my head
>makes out with his mouth open the ENTIRE time, even when I close mine trying to give him subtle hints at how to kiss he just keeps his mouth agape.
>kinda walks like a penguin sometimes
>doesn't do drugs or drink or take prescription medicine when he's sick
>uses meme references all the time
Seriously don't date robots. They look cute but it wears off.
>>25216339
How old are the two of you?
Original comment shit
>>25216370
23 and 25
>>25216339
I just got my first gf as a robot, but I don't sound that bad. She was even willing to teach me about kissing and sex stuff. She said it was cute that i was so clueless. Maybe you found a bad one or something
anyone else here /slowsuicide/?
>try to commit suicide via overdose
>survive
>massive reprocussions in every aspect of life
>figure out this isnt the way to die
>start smoking
>start eating shitty food packed with sodium and fat
>start speeding everywhere i go
>start fucking anything i can without a condom
>take up a methamphetamine habit
i have found the solution friends, become such a piece of shit that your friends and family hate you, therefore you wont feel guilty about dying
Do you wanna talk about your problems? Instant suicide is much better. If you recover and have fucked up your body you've lost everything.
On another note, the fact that you're willing to speed but not turn the steering wheel right and have it all be over in 3 seconds says to me you don't actually want to die, or are scared of it.
>>25215909
no, not really. the reason i dont want to immediatley kill my self is because my already mentally unstable mother and brother wouldn't cope with it, as they have told me several times. so this serves as a solution, i either make them hate me till they dont care, or die of an "accident"
Is there anything scarier?
yes
talking to women
Not OP, but here's the coloured picture. I got it from a /k/ thread a few hours ago.
The Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl, one of if not the most radioactive things on earth. 2 minutes after exposure you will begin hemorrhaging and will then die.
>>25215914
That's it encased in concrete though isn't it?
who /judge fatties/ here?
tfw they can actually gain an inch or two (both height and/or dick) if they worked out
why are you fatties letting this opportunity go?
>>25215793
>see fatty
>assume they are lazy and lack self control/willpower
>assume they are less intelligent due to being unable to understand calories and exercise
>no sympathy for any money related issues as they probably spend all their money on burgers
>>25216564
Maybe they spend al their money on burgers precisely because its a less expensive food? Marble meat and whole foods aren't cheap you know
Overweight person here.
108kg x 173cm
Ask me anything.
when is the last time you cried?
i broke down this evening because i was just overwhelmed with how much of a piece of shit i am and that im too much of a pussy to ever kill myself.
>>25215659
just remember OP, this too shall pass
you may be having a low moment now, but eventually things might turn better
even if they dont... eventually the people who had expectations for you will die
just relax
>>25215679
if you wanna talk or vent or whatever ill listen
to answer your question though... I honestly dont remember. probably in high school when i was suspended for doing dumb shit, and then suspended again the same week... I thought my life was over but I hardly remember it now
When I get sad now because I am a piece of shit i just get this depressed feeling inside of me, but I think i am too emotionally reserved to cry anymore. I found out a few years ago that i literally lost the ability to scream, I am just too... quiet i guess. that was interesting
>>25215679
i've been low since high school, i just want to end it soon.
Robots, be honest, would you date her?
Here's the rest of the profile btw.
Pic 3/4 here
And pic 4/4.
>ITT: we fantasize about elliot rodger winning millions with lotto and how many chicks would he slay in one sweep
>>25215624
But would they love him or his money? I'm sure he would be thinking that too.
Do you mean slay as in kill, or fuck?
>>25215624
>implying that he lacked money
>implying that his father wasnt rich as fuck and could buy him literally ANYTHING he ever wanted
>implying that his dad could of even bought him a whore
retarded could of literally had sex since he was old enough to get an erection since his family was filthy rich but was to much of an autist not to
>sleeping in the afternoon
>get woken up by a bird pecking the roof
fucking woody woodpecker
>>25215583
PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK
WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH NIGGA? LMAO
>>25215621
one of these days I'm gonna fuckin blast you with a pellet gun you flying faggot
/r9k/ in one pic
I've gotten past the desire of "wanting to go out and have fun", I was like that a year ago tho
more like normie in one pic
fuck off
>>25215559
deniaI much?
>Mum showed me my sisters instagram account
>1800 fucking friends or followers
>know she had it for years
>hundreds of people are wishing her a happy-birthday, making videos for her and the shit
>she had an early birthday here some time ago and about 80 people were here
>tfw i'm a loner anti-social
i-is my sister a stacey?
>>25215510
Do any of those people actually know her or are they just thirsty mofos who want her tits?
I'd take one genuine happy birthday from someone who knew me to 800 fake ones from people who dont.
>>25215510
Is she older than you? Let me guess she's going to marry someone too?
>>25215536
>Do any of those people actually know her or are they just thirsty mofos who want her tits?
I don't know, but all i know is she knows lots of people, and even lots of people in gangs and shit who would stomp your head in for looking at them the wrong way. Nearly got bashed by a group a year ago walking home hence how i know.
She seems very popular to me and always knows people when we go shops with my mother.
why did the nip filter t b h ?
>>25215489
you can always use 2bh
Tbh he didn't
cause he's a faggot. just like the mods who don't let you shitpost around anymore.
and ban you for stupid shit like announcing...you know when you "downvote" a thread in 4chan terms
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