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Femanon here. Anime gives me insecurities about my appearance. The more popular it becomes, the more I feel like I'll never measure up to men's desires.

>don't have wide lovable eyes
>wrinkles on face
>body isn't proportioned so well
>skin tone not that consistent
>tfw freckles and moles

not even autists on r9k would want me because i'm not an adorable 2d slut with a vapid personality and the voice of an 11 year old
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>>25213803
Yes, take the red pill stacy. There is now way you as 3DPD can compete with 2D.
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banana boom
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>>25213803
stop treating anon's opinions as representative of all men. chad doesn't care about 2d. then you can switch anime girls for real girls and worry about getting cucked by stacey instead.

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Anyone else here an Otakukin? I hate that term but it's the only thing that accurately describes my predicament:

>Be born as a human on Earth
>Always felt different from other people, never truly fit in
>Fixated on destruction, loved watching movies and shows with lots of death, mayhem, explosions, and violence
>Heavily into martial arts
>Watching DBZ and as the show goes on I see a character called Cell
>identify with him completely, feel a connection with him I never felt with any human being, actually felt sad and cried when Gohan killed him
>Came to the realization years later that I actually AM Perfect Cell, reincarnated into a human body

You may hate your lives and say they suck, but believe me, being one of the most powerful beings in the entire universe and being stuck living as a human is true HELL.
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otakukin, wtf?
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No, i do not have a mental illness.
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>>25213833
I'm Perfect Cell, reincarnated, that's what it means. The Cell saga in DBZ was a depiction of the events that occurred in my past life.

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Why do people get so bent out of shape about rape and stuff like that? Like someone wants you that badly, and maybe they stuck their dick in you? Who gives a shit. It just means someone found you really attractive, or you turned them on. People have things happen to them they dont want. People get punched, poked, wet-willy'd, tickled...Why is sex such a big fucking deal. I understand it's uncool to do something to someone they dont want, but people act like it's worse than murder.

Really why is it such a big deal period, rape/abuse aside? Like who gives a shit who I have sex with, why does everyone need this special exclusivity in a relationship? it's fucking wieners and holes, it's stupid. It's for fun. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down.

I've had a lot on my mind I guess fuck

This was gonna be a response to someone on /b/ who was probably a troll, but the thread got deleted. I didn't know where to post this exactly,
but I figured maybe you guys would be open minded and not just immediately bitch me out.
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Because women feel that rape, along with any sort of activity with men they find not worthy, lowers their value in the eyes of other people.

All in all it's the same as not wantign that creep to sit next to you, or to be talked to by that one autistic disgusting kid at school who could actually be more hygienic than them but he's a disgusting creep just because.
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>>25213829
I guess that makes sense. Just weird that it's seen as such an extreme offense. Like I think people would value you less if you sucked as a person, not cause someone wanted you enough to force you to have sex. Like how does that lower your value? If anything, rape victims achieve some kind of hyper-value status in most people's eyes - they're treated like martyrs.
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It's mainly because sex was a taboo until a few years ago.

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>want to kill self
>only thing stopping me is the thought of my parents and siblings having to deal with it

I just wish they didn't exist so that I wouldn't feel guilty about killing myself
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>>25213609

Just make it look like an accident.
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>>25213635
But my family would still be extremely sad
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I imagine how my cat will wander up and down the hallway meowing and looking for me while the sound of it brings my sister to tears in the other room.

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Robots what do you think of this outfit?

Should I buy it?
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It's ok if you don't like it, I just want honest opinions
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No. It doesn't fit you well. Makes you look fat.
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>>25213349
Ahh alright then, thanks for the advice anyways.

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I Googled my name and its full of shit I posted on Yahoo Answers when I was a teenager. It's so fucking embarrassing I am red and sweaty. There's also a link to a website where I was a wanna be music producer and my bio has some pretty gay stuff. I can't remember my login to delete the stuff. I can't imagine anybody I know in real life Googling my name. I want to an hero.

Google your name and make sure you aren't as fucked as me.
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Nice try Agent Davidson
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>>25213323
I've never used my real name in any online shit. Not a single thing about me comes up when you Google my name.
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>>25213323
I'll do op pic related if you tell me name or give me legit specifics.

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Are there any other "born again virgins" here?

In case you do not know, a born again virgin is someone who lost their virginity, usually as a teenager, but has not had sex in 5+ years.
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>>25213162
5 years is way too little. That's basically just average male sex life. If you're born again virgin it has to be like 10-20
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>>25213162
No, just normal ones.
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>>25213187

5 years, as a minimum, is plenty if you are under 25. That's 50% of your sex life, assuming 15 years is a reasonable "start date"

I just fapped to gay porn and came like I normally do. Have I completely the robot transition and became a faggot. I swear this board has ruined me. I'm completely disgusted with women now. Have I fucked up?
>pic unrelated
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>>25212927
Well. It's easier to get a bf than a gf. So you kinda did yourself a favor.

Depends where you live though senpai
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>>25212927
Have fun being hunted down by all the homophobic bigots everywhere.
Don't tell anyone about this
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Do you want to take or gib da cock?

where can I watch this piece of shit movie online? I've already been spoiled on what happens: kylo ren is han solo's son, han solo gets stabbed by kylo. the twist is that THERES AN EVEN BIGGER DEATH STAR

im not paying money for this shit movie, and i dont feel like pirating/torrenting. are there any streaming sites?
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>>25212741
If you thought the original trilogy was a flawless masterpiece then of course you would think it's shit. Go away /tv/
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>>25212800
where in the thread has anyone said the original trilogy was a flawless masterpiece?

get off your smug high-horse, nigger-faggot.
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>>25212741
It's not worth watching. You thought Phantom Menace sucked? You're ain't seen nothing.

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>what kind of music do you listen to?
>i listen to pretty much anything except for country haha
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>>25212542
That's normie speak for "whatever my radio station plays"

most people don't care enough about music to really get into it.

Also, if normies say something like "I really love [genre]" they basically just wear it like a fashion accessory.

You have to learn their language.
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Cage the elephant and thirty seconds to mars are god tier. I like Nu Metal also.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwxHCtTsM90

Listening to this right now, it's ok (Nicolas Jaar - Pomegranates)

Also check out my stuff pls :3 www.davidwells.bandcamp.com if you like nice music

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The second Secret Santa thread

>Post Amazon wishlist
>Get gift from another anon

Enjoy. Merry Christmas!

My wishlist is wishlist/1VH02Y01X62WO

Please give me something, I bought a figurine for an anon earlier.
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>the second Santa thread

I meant 3rd
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>>25211396
Instructions on how to do this
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>>25211614
meant to include the file

Who else /weight loss/ here?
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went from 250 to 175

now my ribs fucking stick out through my skin and i still have a gut

i'm almost less happy than when i began, my ribs stick out SO MUCH
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If i lose anymore weight i'd turn into an Auschwitz victim.
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>>25210672
Toning up might help?

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Why the FUCK don't you just go to the gym and get fit?
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>>25209353
Because I don't want to do something wrong and have people laugh at me.
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>>25209353
Cuz life is a prison, so I'll just do jail house workouts.
Nomnomnom burpees.
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>>25209353
I did and it didn't change a thing except that women look at me longer than they used to.

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> You're Chinese, male, living in the West and attracted only to caucasian girls

What the fuck do I do?
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>>25208506
Asian men have 2x marriage rates (per capita) to White women than Black men do.
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you give them the bac chink
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>>25208506
His wife on the beach

What is your memeless opinion on gender equality?
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>>25199542
>we need more female CEO's!
>sure, but by that logic we'd also need more female coalmine workers
>no thats a man's job!
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It's already been established since the 1980s and is slowly turning into sexism towards men.
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It's a worthwhile cause.

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