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im the biggest loser in r9k
prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
Unless you're also a straight man who sucked a cock for money, no you're not.
>>25219357
Nobody does that bro
>>25219445
I did that though.
I just found out today I'm 5'6. Someone help me ease the pain.
I'm 2 inches shorter fag. Happy?
>>25219328
Hahahahahhahaha
>>25219328
Makes me feel a little better if your not a girl.
>Have huge depression over regrets and wasting my life
>Completely broke down today
>Made my dad cry
>Never saw him cry
Holy shit I'm scared.
Damn it's tough seeing your dad cry, what are you so depressed about?
>>25219294
>wasting my life
What do you mean? How old are you
>>25219294
Making your dad cry is a bad thing? Whenever I move out/get kicked out I'm sending a hateful letter just to make him cry.
Would you a fat femanon?
Fucking nope.
Fuck her while absolutely wasted, maybe. Date never ever EVER.
A fat femanon wouldn't me.
I wouldn't be considered worthy as an inferior male
Why don't you just become a Chad?
Eminem got swole
>not white
>not tall
>no social skills
I can't, I would merely be pretending 2bh
I want to bee your prince, pls let me do my best to provide 4u
what is your anime of the year?
>>25219231
Only seen Overlord, Cardioman, Umaru, Arslan and Gintama this year, so maybe not qualified to comment. Out of those I think I'll opt for Gintama. Hear Osomatsu-san is good fun tho, wasn't there an earlier series of it too?
One piece
Faggots
ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH
>I taste pain and regret, in your sweat
>You've been waiting for me, oh ho
>I can tell that you been practicing
>I can tell that you been practicing
>All those other men were practice, they were practice
>Yeah, for me, for me, for me, for me
What did he mean by this?
Niggas a jew, so probably getting cuckd.
>>25219344
/threadyou use to call me on my cell phone
It means "le past is in le past" and he believes the meme that women are blameless victims that are just waiting for their knight in shining armor to come save them from the mean nasty aggressive alpha male they are willingly dating
>people think mad white people = school shootings
I thought this was just a meme?
If you repeat bullshit enough some people will actually believe it.
What a fucking legend.
He said what I always wanted to say but never had the balls to.
That's a part of white race destroying plan.
Bring 2 fourloco and a 6 pack of dirty bastard up to the counter.
>cashier looks at my ID with a look like "jesus, he's so young how did he get this bad already."
>"I hope you don't drink this all tonight."
>"Don't worry, it's not just for me. M-me and some f-friends are gonna hang out."
>"okay, well have a good night"
>goes home
>drinks it all alone.
>mfw
>>25219093
Wew lad. Drinking alone for years has really fucked me up. Last night I ate Christmas cookies and drank until I couldn't walk.
>f-feels bad man
I never started drinking because I know I would end up like that. Easier to not start then to try to stop...
>>25219276
>sounds like me
how long you been drinking friend?
i will give up drinking in 2016
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1450923280837.png
Oh look it's the resident autist
Do me a favor this xmas anon and an hero
>>25219128
Why so feisty everyone?
Anyone know this feel?
>Bisexual
>Complete failure with women
>Men are obviously easy
>Want to ditch women and stick with men
>Can't because as much as I love sucking dick I can only fall in love with a woman
It's awful man, it's like seeing a perfect stress free alternate life through a portal in the sky but being unable to ever reach it. I spend most of my time on /lgbt/ where I'm happy and care-free but I went over to /fit/ where they were talking about getting rejected by women and all the memories and depression instantly flooded back.
>bisexual
bro smdh you're straight
>>25219092
>as much as I love sucking dick
(OP) ">as much as I love sucking dick "
Um, no
>>25219092
So straight he sucks dicks.
>look for local hookers available on adultwork
>contact a number of them on my burner arranging appointments
>don't turn up to any of them
>thousands lost in earnings
who /devilish/ here
I ruined a surprise baby shower that my boss spent several weeks planning because she and the pregnant lady are always both bitches to me.
>>25219137
Greentext plz anon
>>25219137
Plz green text this
>See someone with my haircut
>Jokingly say "Nice haircut, queer"
>He says "Fuck you" and walks away
>Realize that I'm wearing a hat
Even if you werent wearing a hat, what the fuck man?
Alpha as fuck, OP. Nothing to regret in this situation.
>>25219023
If I wasn't wearing a hat, he would know that I was obviously just joking around with him
>mfw bear traps on the roof
Soon I will have all of your presents and all of the Christmas tendies
He won't make it there. I have my katana to his wife's neck, and my airsoft gun to an elf's head, as we speak. I'm sending him out with no gifts, to steal all the cookies.
>>25218921
fuck you faggot bitch nig
Great thread desu senpai
How many of us on /r9k/ went through a prolonged emo or goth phase? How many of us kept the style?
Probably not many, that's why autism shoes is a thing. Most robots are afraid to leave their comfort zone even when it comes to how they dress.
>>25218873
>autism shoes
What's this? Velcro or something?
>>25218909
Like these, they're a meme on here
