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This is probably going to trigger everyone and their mothers, but here's a girl's story about how she became a loser.

Basically, she's chubby but good looking, she became an escort and after a while turned into an alcoholic. (reeee so many dicks right?) But no, after riding a few hundred dicks she just became an addict and a loser.
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>only have a single thing of value to offer to potential mates for your whole existence
>squander it for some alcohol and drugs
Normie girls perplex me.
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>>25223355
What do you mean?

Th ISIS original
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and this is what happen when the females can't find a beta provider

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Do betas ever grow out of their white knighting phase? You'd think *not* being awarded with sex would knock the conditioning out of them after a few years.
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it does. White knights are young. The older ones must have some sort of mental disorder or fetish that continues to reward them for self-destructive behavior.
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A lot of betas never grow out of it because it's how they were raised. If you're taught that women need saving, you'll continually do it forever, because it's all you know.
I want to say it's like religion, but
more people give up on their religion than white knights do on women.

Also, just world fallacy. Betas believe with a fiery passion that life is a Disney movie where all wrongs will be righted, all good deeds will be rewarded, and everything will go as it should.
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>>25223306
so 30cm difference is actually the 4chan tile.

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>search "white guy asian woman" on xvideos
>the first fucking page is all AMWF

i am upset with /r/AsianMasculinity.
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>>25223298
When you count all different porn girls, porn videos and slutty pics of girls like this I wander what is actuall percentage od girls in real life that are not slutty
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i don't fucking understand, there's more AMWF porn by searching for "white guy asian woman" on xvideos on the entire internet than actually searching for AMWF porn.

kek
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>>25223298
Search any of these for asians with whites
>crazyasiangfs
>asian boyfriend
>asian pov
>asian american
This was on crazy asian gfs

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>be below average
>somehow had sex with a hot girl at my school when I was sixteen
>it got my hopes up, but i've never gotten laid again
>im still ugly
somebody kill me
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>>25223288
post pics and then we will talk
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>>25223308
Is it really that hard to believe that I'm below average looking?
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>>25223321
Yes. Pics, please.

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>Macbeth
>a man listens to his wife
>everyone dies

>Hamlet
>a man listens to his father
>everyone dies

>Othello
>a white woman gets blacked
>everyone dies
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>Merchant of Venice
>jews get BTFO
>everyone has sex
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>Richard III
>an ugly manlet who made it his mission to ruin normies' lifes
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>Romeo and Juliet
>Chad and Stacy die like retards

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>tfw bought psilocybin mushrooms but afraid to try them
>tfw no friends to try it with
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I would never try a new drug without someone around. You might end up pulling out your eyeballs or something.
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Don't worry they are pretty harmless and the trip only lasts for 4-6 hours
Watch Koyaanisqatsi OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFBijDU8PpE
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just take a little and you will be mellow

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So guys I'm having Christmas with my family.

Here is my worry when I get back I'm going back ft. Lauderdale to be unemployed. I'm qualified to be a deckhand on a yacht and ordinary seaman on a freighter but I can only find day work on a yacht.

My dad wants me to go to a maritime college I just applied for but I'll be there for 4 years and in my first you can't have games on your laptop or listen to music. I also tell my dad I want to get a car but he says j shouldn't even though I can pay for it.

I might just go for Maritime Administration, and wait till the Maritime industry gets better than be an OS on a freighter. If I'm studying Marine Administration I won't be I the corps of cadets with its rules.
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>>25223206
Good luck anon its hard field to get into but also consider the fact that a maritime academy is only 4 years.
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Well, you've certainly committed to a career on the sea, I hope that you get rewarded down the road.

Knowing less than zero about the sea (other than you need a beard and say "Aye" a lot), I'd ask what the cost of the college is compared with expected wage. Don't let the whole "no laptop" policy deter you if it will be a good move in other ways. A year will fly by.

Also, if you don't absolutely need a car, don't get one. They can be a money sink.
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>>25224734
It's not no laptop it's no games on laptops for freshmen.

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Rate your father out of 10.

>3/10
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7.5/10 rich, generous, and motivating but is a big OCD asshole
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8/10

Breddy good.
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>>25223179
>5'9 manlet genes
>high pitched voice/laugh
>software engineer
>just got remarried for the fourth time

you tell me robots

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>go to restaurant with dad
>orders fillet mignon, well-done, drowns it in peppercorn sauce
>orders "whatever is the cheapest lager"
>flirts with 16-year-old waitress
>talks with his mouth fluff, chewing between words
>elbows on the table most of the evening

Never again. Who here has pleb family?
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I get the other stuff but what is wrong with having your elbows on the table?
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>>25223256
>I get the other stuff but what is wrong with having your elbows on the table?

Practically, it jiggles the drinks every time you move. It's a pretty basic violation of proper table manners.
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>>25223256
It's common table manners to keep elbows off the table.

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How do I become an interesting person?

My entire youth I lived a pretty sheltered life, I have no stories or experiences or hobbies, I get bored of things easily and I'm always tired. Even old hobbies I used to have like videogames are wearing thin. I can barely hold a conversation with someone because I can feel them getting actively bored as I talk.

What hobbies do you guys have? What do you do for fun? What makes a person interesting to you?
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Read. Research topics. Then you know shit and can have interesting conversations.
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have the normie YOLO mentality
and try new things
that will drag people around you and make you interesting (useful) for others.
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>>25223150
Let me know when you find out, OP.

People say they like me because I'm a "good listener" which means I'm a fucking submissive doormat. They don't ask for advice, they just vent their problems onto me and then go back to doing fun things. I'm never invited or wanted at the fun things because I have no personality besides "good listener".

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Before I saw the new Star Wars I didn't even understand why people had waifus.
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Yeah, she's pretty top tier. The only thing I don't really like as much as the rest of her is her voice. Not that it's bad, it's just a bit too harsh for a qt like her.

https://youtu.be/uuVGiNf3jck
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>>25223142
>3d
thats a crush, not a waifu
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SHE IS MINE
>original text

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Hey robots. I know most of you are sad you don't have a gf and are ugly betas but I just want to let you know something. I'm a complete normie and here are my thoughts.

Girls are shit tier. I've never had a problem with attracting girls because I've excelled in sports, academics, and look pretty good.

I'm pretty picky about the girls I choose to date. Every single girl I've dated I have come to despise. Girls just aren't fun to be around.

Of course they are good for one thing. Sex is pretty fun but extremely overrated. A good fap is about as good to be quite honest.

So basically I just wanted to give you guys some comfort. Women are not worth it. I am probably going MGTOW soon.
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Thanks man I needed that. I just need to be reminded at times.
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Thanks for the propaganda advice, friend.
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>>25223127
Why would you shoot a man after throwing him out of a slide?

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>be me visiting America for a couple of weeks
>want to try In&Out burgers since I've heard they're really good and we don't have them where I come from
>drive in and ask for a hamburger
>cashier is very friendly and polite
>pay at the window
>cashier is suddenly very hostile with me
>almost throws the food at me
>say thanks but she ignores me
>mull over it for some minutes after I drive away
>realize I forgot to give the cashier a tip since it's customary in America
>drive back and give the cashier a tip while explaining how I forgot about it
>she's very appreciative, says how I'm the only one that has come back to tip her
>gives me extra fries
>feel good for the rest of the day

Nothing beats that feel when doing what's right.
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>>25223003
You don't have to tip at in and out. Five Guys is also infinitely superior to a fucking whopper with Big Mac sauce
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>>25223025
>You don't have to tip at in and out

As they say in America, if you can't afford it don't eat out.
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>>25223069
Literally NO ONE says that. That's not a thing that people say. Who the fuck tips at a fast food place?

Reminder that jeans are the ultimate NEETwear. You cannot be a robot if you don't wear jeans.

https://youtu.be/MQXyvMSyEos
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>>25222964
You're right. jeans are autistic
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>>25222964

Utter bullshit, NEETwear needs to allow unrestricted movement for maximum comfort while lounging and to allow you to sleep in it at a moment's notice. Shorts are perfect for this, or trackies in Winter. I suggest you do your research.
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>>25222964
True NEETwear is something like cargo shorts, sweatpants, t-shirts, and other comfy but sometimes ugly clothing. Fuck off with your normie-tier jeans.

>be asian female
>nasty white guys always come up to me and ask form my number
>most try to tell me how appreciative and knowledgeable they are about my culture
>turned off by white guys now, but love black men, because they don't try and fetishize me for being asian.
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>>25222848

cool im glad.

wait

>turned off by white guys now
>now

-.-
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Humble bragging bread
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most asians hate niggers though, enjoy your mentally retarded coal-burner

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