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Confession thread, guess i'll start.
When i was around 8-10 years old i forced my brother to suck my dick. Absolutely no idea why i did it, but it haunts me to this day. Never talked to anyone about it.
You posted this story several times, didn't you? He's like 22 or something, right?
My sister stroked me once, i didn't come though.
>>25225925
Has to be another guy. First time i post this anywhere.
>"Thanks for looking after me so well this week Anon, I'm so embarrassed for being so ill over Christmas! I hope I haven't ruined your holidays. It really means a lot to have someone there when I'm feeling low, I hope that if you ever get sick I can care for you just as well as you've cared for me!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWuVFVC_9xA]
>"It's been such a mild winter, it's a real shame it didn't snow this year. Oh well, will you still come for a long walk with me tomorrow before dinner? It's your first time here, maybe I could show you around my hometown and all the places I used to hang out as a kid. That is, I mean, only if you want to."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Y4l4JKPsE]
>"What do you mean "fertile"?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-3sAXoTTd8]
>"So are you liking Christmas so far Anon? I hope my family aren't too overbearing. They really like you, you know. My mom can't get over how much you resemble my dad when he was your age. Well I hope spending Christmas here with me is better than spending it in that tiny rented room all alone like you did last year!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNNGN_ZJclo]
>join chat rooms online
>literally everybody ignores me
>contacts support asking if I'm shadow banned or something
>they say no
i'll chat to you senpai
>join chat room
>am a veteran shitposter
>know how to game these kids
>they all reply
Feels confusing 2bh
why did you join a chat room family
>MFW THERE'S PEOPLE IN /R9K/ WHO AREN'T PRETENDING
>mfw there are people on /r9k/ who are pretending and felt the need to make a thread about it
>>25225734
Please, just get out. If this is just b8, then move along I guess but if it's not you don't fucking understand the suffering of every day life.
>>25225816
>>25225824
LOL there is literally no excuse to be a virgin past 18
>start thread
>no one replies
>make a reply to a thread
>no one else posts in it
IS EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING WEBSITE SAMEFAGGING?? IT HAPPENS EVERYTIME STOP LEAVING ME ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25225716
>make quality post, actually having a question/issue to debate, no replies
>make shitpost out of boredom, 150 replies
WHAT THE HELL
>>25225716
In the depths of despair, king bragg took up the swish. It was a form of knowing.
>>25225716
>make thread about nothing really, /s4s/ quality
>200 replies
ITT: /r9k/ in 1996
>>25225693
4chan was made in 2004, so I guess this is like, nothing?
>tfw 5 year old kv
>be 5
>all messed up and doisociated from when I was molested last year
Are there any drugs/noots out there to suppress sexual libido?
I'm sick of feeling horny all the time. I will never get anything done in my life like this. I just think about grills all the time. Anything and everything makes blood drain from my head.
I genuinely get a migraine and raised blood pressure if i don't release fluid from my balls with a fap.
I cant take it anymore. HELP
>>25225637
castration should have you covered
dissociatives and opiods
but its not the smartest idea to do them everyday
Try training for autofellatio. It was pretty good back when I didn't have a belly that got in the way.
My sister wrote a note to Santa
>Dear Santa, I have been good, helping around the house, cooking and cleaning
>Anon never comes out of his room, plays video games all the time, stays awake at night time and sleeps at the day time
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS
>>25225621
Write a letter back
Tell her Santa knows you touch yourself
>>25225621
I feel like this kind of behavior is natural for women. I wouldn't tear yourself up about it.
>>25225621
You really want to mess with her?
Write a letter (let her find it obviously) about how you want nothing for Christmas this year except for her to be happy and get extra presents.
Then finish it with something devastating like I know she wants me to get stuff too but I know she is a good girl that only thinks good things of others so she deserves extra stuff this year.
How do you stop an itchy asshole?
>>25225493
wipe better you C.U.C.K fuck use wet wipes.
Might have a tapeworm familie
>>25225493
You either have hemorrhoids, or you tore your asshole
if the former, you need ass cream from the doctor
if the latter, time heals all wounds. stop sticking big dildos in your butt.
>December 24th, 2015
2015 passed by way too quick and I'm not just saying that like everyone else does. Thankfully I have a job but not too long ago, we were just in January. fucking January getting used to 2015.
Like, even now, I'm still processing that it's December close to Christmas. what the hell?
>>25225361
Time flies when you're having fun
>>25225361
this was a good year.
>make a Chad profile with pic related
>most women still don't respond
This only proves just how delusional the standards of women have got.
>>25225313
That man is a 5/10 at best
probably because that is a known actor
He's a blondlet bitch. Get a real man
>family is sitting around discussing Star Wars like the plebs they are
>massive inaccuracies and errors in everything they say
I am not going to go in there, anons. I am not going to go in there. I will not take this bait.
>>25225288
>not hiding his power level and using only limited portion of his knowledge to apear "smart" but not "weird" in the group conversation
Its almost like you want to stay here forever...
Exact same when they're talking about anything remotely technology related
>muh iPhone better than you Samsung
>Kamera so much gooder
How to combat this without going full REEEEEE
>>25225783
Learn to have self control? and accept that not everyone is going to be as tech savvy as you are.
Comics that make you feel.
Also why do white people fuck their kids? Disgusting pigskins
25225266
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>>25225306
Nssjshjs shsnzb
>>25225324
I actually like the robot. It brings a unique service
It goes with pretty much any greentext/story.
>>25225206
Please, tell me more, faggot.
>>25225206
The Office is pretty much perfect for reaction faces
I like how versatile this image is
it's Christmas, perfect time to fulfill your potential and come closer to achieveing divinity
Looks like a neo autist
>>25225196
If by "achieving divinity" you mean achieving autism then sure.
Wtf u on about m8
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