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How does /r9k/ like to dress?
Tell us what you wear on a typical day, and also tell us about your haircut. That's if you don't have a NEET haircut which is none at all, or you're an oldfag and balding.
Jeans and brown casual shoes every day. Light button-up shirts, usually solid earthy colors, grey, or blue, but with interesting texture or subtle patterns in the summer, either short sleeve or long sleeves rolled up. Heavier button ups in fall, and sweaters in the winter. Blue collar-ish canvas jackets over the other stuff for cold weather, or a nice, properly-tailored blazer if I'm going out somewhere and want to look slick.
Hairstyle is basically pic related, neatly trimmed beard, and round, vintage-style glasses.
Basically I look like the classier end of normie. It's all an attempt to hide my autism and only sort of works.
>>25231433
This guy is literally me, except I have curly hair.
>>25231280
mostly dark colored jeans, boots, vans
Black or Blue hoodies
Black, Grey, or White Shirts
>tfw have two weed dealers
>both are spotty and sometimes don't respond, then randomly tell me they're good
>can't look them in the eyes cuz I can't look anyone in the eyes
>not sure if they hate me when they aren't responding or are just busy
>don't want to nag
>met them both in high school three years ago, seems like since then as I've stayed in my room it's gotten harder and harder to cop
>think one of them might be trying to fuck me rn (Were both dudes)
>torn between fear of being misunderstood and fear of displeasing him and not getting the weed
Anyone else know this feel? I can't even drug addict. This is lower than rock bottom.
>tfw my sister is my weed dealer
>>25231220
You're smoking her pussy.
tfw your weed dealer moved and u cant find a new one
I want her! I want her! I want her! I fucking want her!
I want her! I waaaant herr!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEeeEeeI want her!
I want her! REEE want her! I can't handle it!!!
Mfw some of you fags are gonna spent the new years eve on this website
Wrong I'm going to be working.
Just like my past 7 new years
>>25231153
Isnt kfc closed during that time?
Who here /introducingtheirfamilyto4chan/?
I decided I needed to show my family what I spend most of my time doing, so I gathered them all in the living room telling them I wanted to show them something. I told them it was the website I have been spending a lot of my time on for past few years.
"It's called 4chan.org"
My brother piped up saying "Isn't that a gore website?" I laughed and told him no, saying it's an adult oriented image board for many types of people with many different hobbies, and that the random board, /b/, was the board he was thinking of, as that is the board that the site gets a lot of its reputation from.
I went on to show them all of the different boards and said that there should be a board that everyone should find interest in. When I got to /r9k/, I told them that it is the board that I frequent the most, and that's it's mainly for introverted people like me.
After finishing with the boards, I went on to teach them 4chan lingo and memes, such as 4chan's definition of "autism," "mfw," "tfw," "normies," "REEE," Pepe, Wojak, etc.
I also told them to go read some articles about 4chan on Wikipedia, KnowYourMeme, and maybe EncyclopediaDramatica to learn a little more about 4chan history and culture.
Finally, after teaching them the basics, I sent them off telling them to read up and to give some boards a browse whenever they have time to see what they think.
I feel it went generally well, and hope to see the results of efforts soon. Has anyone else done anything like this?
pic unrelated
>>25231044
Stale copypasta but nice dubs, friend
>>25231044
bait and/or kill yourself senpai
I rarely show anyone this site.
When I do they are mystified:
>why do you spend so much time here?
>are they always this mean to each other?my wifethinks this site is horrible.
anyone up for a comfy christmas game of cards against humanity? http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=155 If that link doesnt work, just look for the name actualmrrogers. lets get in here!
>cards against humanity
Go to reddit.
>>25231045
im just bored and play it with my friends sometimes, thought some of you might wanna pass the time
I'm up for it if we can get 3-4 players
People who have never had stable parents, stable brains, a girlfriend, any genuine human contact in the form of friends, NEET, socially anxious and with shit taste in art. who have never travelled try and give people advice about the real world?
LMAO
we have autism though. we comprehend things you couldn't believe.
>>25230995
>we comprehend things you couldn't believe.
like... autistic tears in the rain
>>25231049
Time to spin round in circles and make aeroplane sounds
Meryy christmas rosebuds
>>25230847
merry christmas. Two years ago I was in a Rose thread while at christmas at my grandma's. She died two months later.
>>25231206
I'm sorry to hear that friendo
What are rosebuds doing for xmas?
ALL FUCKING NOGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
OUT IN THIS THREAD
How do you drink your nog?
>cold
>warm
>with brandy
>with rum
>grated nutmeg or sprinkled from a jar?
My preferred nog:
Warmed on stove.
Stir in brandy.
Grated nutmeg on top.
I usually just buy the stuff from the store. I have never made it from scratch before.
>>25230933
Cold, with rum and some ice. I dont see the point of nutmeg desu
Tell me, /r9k/, what's always changing, out of our grasp, and acts as a key to what's to come?
This one's quite simple and once it's solved you'll have completed Step 1, but more steps await.
>>25230775
Go back to /x/ you fucking faggot, your kind of shitposting is not relevant here
You again, huh?
I guess one thread about circlejerking "XDD WE PSYCHO" wasn't enough?
Well, alright let's get this started, where are the other 2 queers?
>>25230775
A vagina
>Anon, it's your fault you're lonely
>You need to work on yourself if you want to get a girl bruh
>Anon, why haven't you found yourself a gf yet, you're a handsome lad
>Anon you just need to bee yourself
>Stop being so shy, just be confident
>just
>be
>confident
JUST
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
FUCK YOUR CONTRADICTORY BULLSHIT
WHY WON'T NORMIES JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
> just be yourself
> you gotta fake it til you make it, bro
that's a cool picture man
>>25230703
The thing that's always bugged me about normies finding out that you're a virgin is how they keep indirectly suggesting that it's somehow your fault that you can't get laid, thus the
>You need to work on yourself
meme comes into fruition.
I mean just look at /fit/, a great example of a board of ambitious men who strive to take care of their bodies with immense discipline, and most of them are still lonely virgins.
I also hate the notion of how much sex you have had as being some kind of indicator of how good of a person you are, as normies seem to conflate the two frequently. If you're a virgin, then somehow that translates to you being more clingy, needy, and desperate, and it also means that your performance in the bedroom is going to be shit because obviously having sex is a very difficult task that requires so much skill and experience and someone that hasn't done it before will have NO CLUE what they're doing. (locate vagoo, insert penor)
non-virgin guys are viewed as more stable and mentally sound by women because they just cannot imagine how any normal man could not have had sex as they think that it's just as easy for men to have sex as it is with women.
It's disgusting.
which way do you roody poos wipe after you poop? front-ly or back-ly?
I usually squat to poo.
This means I require less toilet paper to wipe.
I usually do 1 or 2 wipes from back to front squatting then 1 wipe front to back half standing.
I don't really wipe. My poops just slide out clean because I eat a lot of fiber.
Both, I end it with a pinch using a wet wipe.
hahah /r9k/
feels so good, got a few good toys this xmas
never gave 1 xmas gift to anybody
lmao
i have about 1 thousand 300 bucks from unused NEET bux, got a full tank in my Miata spending the day driving, going to go out for a late night cruise tonight
but damn i was driving today, and everyone was really dangerous lmao so many ppl speding on the roads and i saw no cops not a single one
stay safe fellow /r9k/ stay safe,
>>25230596
you sound like a fucking normiecuck buddy you should probably leave r9k you don't belong here
>>25230635
how am i a normy haha im a NEET, ? i was browsing /r9k/ for a couple hours today
About to watch some xmas specials. spondge bob some simpsons
>home alone etc
have a dinner
then go hit the road haha
>>25230674
>being happy
>going outside
employment status has no consequence on robot status, normiecuck.
Who hate their family here?
>be me
>sitting alone in toilet with beer trying to get drunk enough to tolerate my annoying relatives.
>fuck I hate xmas
My family makes me want to kill myself so I stopped attending holiday gatherings.
>>25230580
Elliot Rodger is that you?
thx to god my family is pretty small, i live with my mom and only my niece and her mom live in the same city
no normie family gatherings for me. pure bliss, every xmas alone
>Hey anon! We see you living alone next door to us all the time, well you're welcome to come spend Christmas dinner with us
I don't know how to eat with a knife and fork.
Sounds delicious, what are we having? Can I bring a bottle of wine?
>>25231200
Uh no anon this is a Christian household. You're welcome to have some martinelli's sparkling cider though.
