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hello bench my old friend
>>25235249
Steal that bike.
I was going to take a picture but I didn't want to go outside.
Is this some kind of suicide thread or something?
Would you have a pure loli slave?yes this one is pure, faggots
No.
Release your slave!
No. The only reason is I can't cope with taking care of another living being
>>25235211
This looks fun.
>tfw cold
>tfw no robot bf to warm me up
>>25235187
You're in complete control of your life, anon. If you want a relationship you're perfectly capable of getting one. Just don't waste your time on here searching for it - anything you find wouldn't be healthy or stable.
>>25235372
You don't know that for certain.
I can make you happy op
>>25235187
>tfw my robot bf is spending the holidays with his family
>tfw sleeping by myself for the first time after gettings used to do it with him every night
>tfw can't sleep and feel like crying
I'm a fucking useless baby
Red flags thread:
>He's never been to publix
>She's lost count of how many periods she's had
>He doesn't wipe his penis
>She like Dr. Who
>He isn't between 6'3" and 6'6"
>She weighs more than 150 lbs
>He/she is indian
>They're an atheist
>They're a degenerate
>They're a loser
They dont only drink cherry coke
>>25236139
This except for the loser red flag because I am too ;_;
Is anybody else here trying to cut down on porn/masturbation, without going the full nofap bullshit route? It's not like I'm addicted to it, I just need to cut back. It still sucks though, it's one less enjoyable thing in my life
>>25235138
ADMITTING YOUR ADDICTION IS THE FIRST STEP TO FIXING IT
>>25235148
Please, tell me about the superpowers I'll gain by not jerking off
>>25235138
i'm in the same boat OP, and im trying to wean myself off by reading smut, is that cheating?
What is the appeal of dickgirl and futanari?
>>25235048
combines the best of boys and girls
I don't understand why any boy would like a person with a penis. When both of you have penises, there's nowhere for the penises to go. How does it work? I just couldn't do it.
Female figure combined with familiar physical feeling.
>you will never have sex
>you will never know the feel of your dick sliding into a vagina
>you will never cum inside a woman with the most immense pleasure
>you will never look down seeing your penis inside a woman
>you are forever a virgin
But I will never have to give half of my money.
I won't get an STD.
I won't have to give explanations to a crazy person.
I won't have to change diapers.
I won't have to spend a lot of money in stupid things related to girls.
>>25235064
But you won't have any money to begin with.
>>25235011
Eh, at least I'm healthy.
Too early edition
Why are my neighbours cats playing UFC (Ultimate Fighting Cats) at this time of the day?
REAL NIGGA HOURS SMSH THAT MFIN LYKE BUTTON
>>25235157
We need a real nigga hours OP image for these ephemeral editions.
Deep down I hope someone notices how miserable I am and tries to save me like some anime
The problem is I hide it too well and I've gone so deep I have no social interaction and nobody will ever know I'm miserable. Even if they did know I'm not someone worth saving
>>25234965
I enjoy loneliness. Ever since I was a kid, I derived some kind of sick pleasure from the isolation and depressive feelings it brought.
>>25234965
Iktf.
I would like to try to commit suicide for attention. I know that it makes me an awful person but I want to try it anyways
Plan is not the word I can't describe it I just know my life will end after going postal and killing a few people. I am not even a beta I just hate the small things and have zero outlets. That shit builds up
You guys think Fridgebro is ok for christmas?
>>25234918
God, I hope so. I miss Fridgebro. Probably the only tripfag on the robot I've ever enjoyed.
>>25234918
>Fridgebro
hi Fridgebro, nice attempt to become an histrionic whore.
>>25235723
Fridgebro's mind is probably too addled by his sentient refrigerator-lifeform's airborne toxins to actually post something like this.
His dog, that's a possibility, the thing looked frightened enough to conceivably still be sane.
Masturbation technique I came up with for if you're circumcized. A rubber band around the head, right below it, under the circumcision scar, and around youe balls. 4 in total. I greatly recommend it.
>>25234895
or use lube
or your spit
>>25234895
fuckin mushroom, kek
>>25234926
The rubber bands make it look like that, idiot
REAL NIGGA HOURS
who da fucc up???
Time to take this meme for one last run before 2016
hehe
meme//.,..,d
consider that like button obliterated
I have nudes of her that he took, that she does not know I have.
How best to go about this?
>>25234871
Post them on her kikebook wall.
>>25234871
first post them. ha
then tell people that she sent them to you. that is if you want her to look like the bad person. but if you want him to seem like the bad person, tsay you got it from one of his friends and they have been circulating.
>>25234898
I'd prefer to have him look bad, I don't really care how she looks, but I don't want to be obviously-involved at all. If I can do it without my name coming up once that would be best.
Sneaky beaky like.
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
>>25234854
Merry Christmas, anon. I hope that you have a great day.
murry crismas
>>25234854
...AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Stupid robot....)
who /HighFunctioningAutismMasterrace/ here?
>autism gives me superior intelligence
>high functioning so i'm self aware
>high functioning so no one realizes i have autism
>good at repetitive tasks and routines so i excel in self improvement
>obsession with my interests so i end up mastering them
just LOL at you pathetic neurotypicals
>tfw cucked a NT's gf last night
>>25234841
I've yet to find a person on the spectrum that is Chaotic in habits and that tend to break the stereotype that was bestowed upon on the internet and other social media.
I've got high functioning autism, but I don't know if it came with the superior intelligence, and enough to make everyone I talk to hate me.
FML man how do you guys get all the luck
