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Should I masturbate in my chair or on my bed? I got a cheap electric toothbrush for Christmas and had some clothespins lying around
>>25234253
How are you going to use those to masturbate?
>>25234275the toothbrush up my butt and the clips on my nips
>>25234253
Hook up threads belong on /soc/.
>Calories in, calories out. It's simple, bro
>calories in, calories out is just a myth
>I diet and count calories but just cant lose any weight
thank goodness the robot has been reactivated
otherwise such originality as this would be flushed away by tripe
>>25234219
>making the same threads because it keeps getting deleted
>being this assblasted at the truth
Stay fat OP
Do fembots like Big Guys?
four at a time
>>25234189
Nobody deserves Leeman, he's too perfect
>>25234205
leeman is my hero. he did what nobody would believe, he ignored the haters through his process, then he shed his cocoon and spread his wings
i'm autistic and ugly as fuck
how can i get qt bf?
By giving your kik/skype/whatever to the next poster
>>25234161
Is that you?
not original desu
>>25234161
I don't know, lower your standards
My nigjt is going like shit because i've been drinking a little and remembered all the stuff i have been putting off and all the things i dislike about myself. You know how it is around these dates haha.
How are you doing?
>>25234150
pretty shit, I just remembered I forgot to write and buy gifts for a few of my relatives.
>>25234185
That sucks a little, but it's nothing you can't handle anon. Merry christmas
>>25234240
I see them like once every 3 or 4 years so most of the time I pretend I don't have family.
>There are people having sex right now
and i'm here replying to frog threads
>>25234066
at least you got dubs... I wish I could get something like that
At least you're not black
>>25234066
I just had sex OP, it's fantastic when it's with someone you care deeply for who reciprocates those feelings. It's an extremely deep bonding experience.
who /voluntary celibate/ here?
>women are desperate for the dick like they need cum to survive
>they decide to try and get my dick of all people
>withhold the dick because they're much too degenerate
>their self confidence takes a hit because I won't plow them
>they move on and search for other prey
>remain a khv to this day
single mothers, sluts on a dry spell, clingy fatties and drug abusers are the most common type of succubi that attempt to drain my mana
>>25234036
There's no pride in rejecting the gutter trash of women.
>>25234036
>voluntarily celibate
>>25234036
>voluntary
Keep telling yourself that
You used to call me on my elf phone
>tfw i will never get my tall girl because im a 170cm manlet
oh my GOD WHO is that ELVEN FLUID DRUID!?!?!?
>>25234014
Do you think she purposely had them do her makeup so it would look like no makeup girl next door?
I just think and like the opposite of whatever the masses do.
And i'll admit it. I simply cant stand the idea of sharing any sort of space with retarded normalfucks.
>>25233977
Reporting in.
What do you like that would be considered contrarian ?
I am excited that being right wing is now the contrarian thing to be.
I love having discussions with my friends and refusing to courteously agree with them on some minor thing.
Obviously I dont go full power level, but on certain points I love just destroying their groupthink on certain subjects.
I think everyone nowadays thinks anyone they have a discussion with will just agree with them on a certain subject then they can circlejerk about it for awhile, but every once and awhile I break their expectations.
One time I told my friend that I would not be comfortable with my sister dating a black guy, he kinda flipped out and tried to call me racist. I just said yeah, pretty much.
>>25233977
If you just mindless do the opposite of whatever the current trends say to do, then you're controlled by them just as much as the normies.
http://195.242.99.71/
Do it.
I ain't clicking that shit negro individual
2oldfag4me
>>25233952
Bitches, tbH, Rico.
>tfw family is full of republicans and was shilling for Donald Trump the entire Christmas Eve dinner and then I brought up that Islam is good and ISIS doesn't represent the Quran and is receiving aid from Western countries to enslave women and children.
Told my mom she should admit she's racist and bigoted if she unironically supports trump. Don't know why anyone can bash sandniggers so much without knowing anything about them or admitting they're even a little racist. I am but I have the common sense not to get rused by a shitlord like trump
You aren't even smart enough to realize Islam isn't a race
>>25233943
>ISIS doesn't represent the Quran
which you've totally read for yourself
right?
Why shouldn't I just fucking end it all now, lads?
I love the spike in suicide threads every Christmas. Gives me validation for wanting to kill myself too.
As for why you shouldn't end it, there is literally no reason. Go for it.
Because Donald Trump isn't president yet
If Hillary Clinton gets elected then you are allowed to die
>>25233891
Because you're not dead enough inside. Give it a few more years.
>tfw this is going to be the third or fourth christmas in a row where i spend all day crying
hasn't started yet, but i know it's coming.
>>25233850
its all good dude. dont worry
>>25233870
wow i see how much i sounded like a white knight but actually
>>25233896
thank you for the support anyways.
>calories in, calories out bro. That's all there is to it.
>>25233733
ok lmao
>>25233733
Well it's true. Sure it might ignore some of the psychological issues that cause obesity like food addiction/depression but if you burn more calories than you consume you WILL lose weight.
Whether or not you're able to do it is another matter entirely.
>>25233802
It's not true you retarded normie fuck. Jump off a bridge.
>ywn be a fur trapper in the 1700s watching out for injuns and french
>ywn kill a bear and garner the respect of your fellow trappers
>ywn get a large payout and finally move back east to your faithful wife and never before seen child
>ywn be respected by your community for being an effective hunter/tracker
>ywn grow old and tell stories of your hunts and escapades by the fire to your grandchildren
Ok how about another one senpai....
>ywn be a loyal member of your lords court
>ywn be given your own plot of land and serfs
>ywn come to accept your wifes barrenness and request moving back into your lords castle
>ywn be the tutor and mentor of your lord's heir
>ywn watch him grow up to be a great man
>ywn finally fall in battle on the orders of the young new lord
>ywn share your final words with a man you raised to be a great lord.
>You will never be a God
Why can't I hold all this disappointment
>ywn conquer the sea of stars
JUST
