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Why do men like porn?i mean you know it's all fake and the girl doesn't even enjoy it...right?
Males are usually very visual and rely on visual cues for arousal.
My only female friend watches more porn than anyone else I know.
>>25238681
>caring about whether or not girl enjoys it
The whole point is to knock my rocks off.
I know men, and I will tell you that Jesus Christ is no mere man.
Between Him and every person in the world there is no possible term of comparison.
Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force.
Jesus Christ founded His empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him.
I think I understand something of human nature. All these were men, and I am a man; none else is like Him. Jesus Christ was more than a man.
I have inspired multitudes with such an enthusiastic devotion that they would have died for me . . . but to do this is was necessary that I should be visibly present with the electric influence of my looks, my words, of my voice.
When I saw men and spoke to them, I lightened up the flame of self-devotion in their hearts.
Christ alone has succeeded in so raising the mind of man toward the unseen, that it becomes insensible to the barriers of time and space.
Across a chasm of eighteen hundred years, Jesus Christ makes a demand which is beyond all others difficult to satisfy.
He asks for that which a philosopher may often seek in vain at the hands of his friends,
or a father of his children,
or a bride of her spouse,
or a man of his brother.
He asks for the human heart; He will have it entirely to Himself. He demands it unconditionally; and forthwith His demand is granted.
In defiance of time and space, the soul of man, with all its powers and faculties, becomes an annexation to the empire of Christ. All who sincerely believe in Him, experience that remarkable, supernatural love toward Him.
This phenomenon is unaccountable; it is altogether beyond the scope of man's creative powers. Time, the great destroyer, is powerless to extinguish this sacred flame; time can neither exhaust its strength nor put a limit to its range.
This is it, which strikes me most; I have often thought of it. This it is which proves to me quite convincingly the Divinity of Jesus Christ.
>Napoleon Bonaparte
Tell me anon. Why aren't you following your Lord Jesus Christ?
>>25238669
>>25238682
it should be obvious that jesus christ was god in the form of man
>>25238669
>types like he would blow jesus
>jesus probably never existed
Are you threatened by strong women? Women like the ones in this video, who can destroy any man in a fist fight, and have full command over their sexuality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
Does it make you mad to know any one of those women in that video would destroy you or even a veteran soldier in a no holds barred fight to the death?
goddamn she's so fucking hot
>>25238552
baby blue leotard one piece
Women like those don't exist, so I don't really care. Their frames are too small, even the most praised as athletic ones look like fucking male teenagers, often worse. Only strong women are those powerlifter types, and when it comes to fighting most women simply cannot exert enough force to cause problems
happy-bday real nigga Jesus
Happy festival of Saturn you fuckin pagen
>tfw you'll never be part of jesus's crew
>tfw you'll never jump jews with your crew
>>25238519
Thanks cunt
have you been good little girls and boys this year?
hmm let's see what it is could be anything
Yes. I got some smugness.
>>25238720
And if you don't believe me that I've been a good boy, you can look at my official "Good Boy Points" tally. I haven't altered it in any way.
how do i ask out a girl that i have been friends with for a couple years. we get lunches together and we even saw a movie together once but i want to make it clear it's a date this time. also has to be over text unfortunately, unless i invite her to a friendly lunch first then ask her out then, since we don't work with each other or see each other normally.
also how do i get over the horrible anxiety related to getting rejected
how long have you guys been friends
i can just smell it coming from your post that she won't feel the same about you
something about it. maybe from reading a myriad of posts similar to yours in the past
you're at a crossroads right now I think where you want to make things clear yet still want her presence because the friendship is still great or some gay shit like that so you feel stuck (on top of anxiety about getting rejected)
unless you don't give a fuck about the friendship and willing to risk things getting weird then go for it
merry xmas u fucking faggot
>friends for a couple years
I'm sorry anon
I think you're too late
What's your final tally?
Nobody bought me anything.
Just money from family members.
I spent most of it on buying a gift for my little sister.
>>25238476
>tfw imouto to buy gifts for
Who /bad skin/ here?
>be tall
>have good chin/jawline
>full head of hair
>high cheekbones
>deep voice
But wait,fuck all that shit because i have shitty skin and acne.
Life just loves to fuck me over.
>>25238346
>Life just loves to fuck me over.
You literally just pointed out you have absolutely everything going for you other than your skin
Is this what /r9k/ bait looks like now?
>>25238346
Go see a derm.
>>25238383
Bad skin will ruin any man since women are shallow.
holy shit guys I did it
I asked her if she wanted to go carousing
and she said no
but I asked her
for the first time today I actually initiated sound-based communication with a female member of the human race that I'm not a blood relative of
and it feels good
>>25238318
step 2:
>profit
had a similar experience
>asked a girl for her number
>she said no
>feel bad but also feel like im making progress
Thats how one begins. You're going to make it anon
Like it or not if you try a hundred times you're going to get at least one yes, its exactly like shitposting for (You)s
share any retarded fails that you guys are finding out about. ill start.
>be me
>first year engineering
>be a complete retard and slack off the entire semester
>sleep through classes all the time
>day before exam i take a shitton of caffeine pills and stay up all night but barely study at all
>end up failing math (calc 1, which i had taken in grade 12 in AP already) and just barely passing a couple of my other classes
>can't take two of the required engineering courses for next semester because i have to repeat fucking calc 1
>somehow am seriously thinking about transferring to a maths degree
pls no bully ;-;
now its your turn
>fails
>;-;
>engineering
Normal pls go
>>25238255
eh same thing happened to me but from what I know more than half the people that take engo end up dropping out eventually so at least you didn't waste too much of your time.
>>25238255
>>be me
>>first year engineering
>>be a complete retard and slack off the entire semester
>>sleep through classes all the time
>>day before exam i take a shitton of caffeine pills and stay up all night but barely study at all
holy shit are you me anon
i fucking failed two classes my first semester i deserve death
I am grateful for his legendary social gaffe. I literally stopped having social anxiety after hearing about what happened with him messing up and announcing the wrong name for the miss universe winner.
Now stuff like feeling nervous ordering fast food just seem so minor, and they don't bother me anymore.
>paying attention to miss universe
normalfaggot please go
>>25238241
submit your cure to the scientists working on it then you fucking faggot
oh wait its retarded
Why are most miss universes candidates so meh?
Every mid-sized town has prettier girls than the countries representative
Merry Christmas, NEETs! Merry Christmas, wagie!
I can't believe it's Christmas already, the only day a year that you get off work!
I'd like to thank you, wagekeks, for paying for my fulfilling lifestyle. I couldn't do it without you.
So, my fellow NEETs, in this thread we shall appreciate all the hard work that our wage friends do for us.
I am truly greatful wagekeks!
And as always.
Another day, another dollar
>>25238240
>the only day a year that you get off work
How do you think employment works? I'm not back in work for another two weeks
I don't think most people even get off on Christmas. It really doesn't count unless you get paid for not having to work
>>25238271
>It really doesn't count unless you get paid for not having to work
Most jobs are like this, except shitty ones where you have to clock in
Can i get some sad music guys? Since im spending another christmas alone and all that...hit me with your best feels musics
>>25238209
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPI2uYUZGQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
>>25238209
FLAC version
https://u.pomf.io/eczvng.flac
Normalfags are fucking cancer.
Btfo pls.
ree fucking normaIs
>>25238142
ree fuck teh normans !!11!1!!1 xD xD
>>25238218
XD uprising WHEN?
>Live in NM
>Rest of my family lives in NY, literally all of them moved in the span of 5 years
>Stayed behind due to financial obligations and college
>This year marks the 3rd Christmas I would've been all alone
>Been working at Wendy's for a year as school's wrapping up
>Get to know a pair of Mexican sisters, 6/10 and 8/10
>They find out I spend today alone annually and invite me over to their apartment for Christmas dinner
>Little run down and cramped, but sit at the table with them, their grandma and aunt
>They speak Spanish 80% of the time, just smile politely and enjoy the ghetto ham (broiled w/beer & cola)
>Turns out the sisters got me a few cases of Starbucks coffee and a pair of cat slippers since they know I'm a caffeine addict and I have 6 cats
>Come home, set the coffee and slippers down and cry because this has been the greatest Christmas of my life
>entire family dead or don't talk to me
>only ones left are my parents and brother
>parents are really poor and depressed so no presents and they make me feel like shit just being around them
>brother doesn't give a fuck about me because he has a "new" family after he got married
>bf locks himself in his room to play video games, hasn't even spoken to me all night
>all other people I know having Christmas with their own families
>spent a ton of money on gifts for them but got absolutely nothing in return
>nobody recognizes my selflessness
>sitting here pathetic with a piece of shit pc so I can't play video games and wondering what I did to make everyone hate me so much
>Its been Xmas for 2 hours in NM
>OP claims to have had Xmas dinner with locals
Posted your copypasta a bit too early there
>>25238020
>I spent so much money on them for gifts
>where are my gifts?!????
Read a bible you selfish shit lord.
