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Fuck I hate christmas
Fuck man my family are being complete normies
Singing Christmas carols and trying to be funny
Fuck that.
>>25239041
Qhat's the fight about?
>>25239041
Ayy sounds like my family
It's christmas time, means time for a new r9k map that will stay updated.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
Make sure to include contact details.
Taking requests for other marker types
>>25239038
This time, keep posting a thread every 2 or 3 weeks. Problem with these maps is that OP usually forgets about them.
>>25239099
Yeah no worries. I'm NEET for a long foreseeable future. I've been browsing this board nearly every day for a few years now and will continue to do so.
Proov you ain't a stinkin fucking normie.
>my favorite part of the bread loaf are the ends.
I fap to squid lolis.
>>25238997
I piss and ejaculate into bottles.
I have 5 tenga holes, my mom probably already saw them...
Alright guys. I know a lot of people come on here and say they're going to kill themselves, but I really am. Im storing up about 200 benzos and opiates.
Thanks for being the friend that's always mean to you.
I've been cvcked for the last time. Everything I do ends in failure.
To other suicidal neets or whoever. Don't try to get involved with women. They'll break your heart at the drop of a hat.
I'm 32 and yeah. Fuck I just wish my family understood. Sigh. Well take care of yourselves okay? For my sake at least. Merry Christmas.
lmfao ok
Why is your name 'Please help'?
What do you need help with?
>>25238993
hello laddy
Anyone here think they may have started a meme, copypasta, etc. whether intentionally or not. A friend of mine once told me he thinks he may have started the Spider-Man thread derailing meme when the site was still relatively new but there's no way to prove it. So how about you anons?hard mode: serious answers only
I made a pretty popular vocaroo last year when the "normies out" meme became popular.
My mom walked in and said "Anthony what the hell!" You probably all know it.
Im really fucking proud of it too, its my biggest mark on the internet and seeing people quote it makes me a little giddy
If it counts, I accidentally started the weekly Misaki Friday threads by starting a thread with this image and >tfw no misaki
I think we got three back-to-back threads starting with mine that hit the reply limit, then one every Friday since
>memes are now so normie that normies are claiming ownership of them
get out of my top sekkret basement password protected internet website! Go back to Gaia reeeeee
>people are too busy celebrating Christmas to wish me happy birthday today
>>25238967
Melly Chlistmas anon. I hope it's the best one you ever have.
cheers buddy
>>25238967
Merry birthday!
Haha, two for the price of one1!!!!
Why don't you robots get into longboarding? It's fun. Cheap. And you don't have to have friends to enjoy the thrill of the hill. Plus if you get good enough people will notice you.
>>25238965
But I am, most fun I've had in a long time.
I don't know how to stop when I'm going too fast
>>25239151
Foot braking is your friend, if you're going too fast you need to learn how to power slide.
Do girls like guys with hairy asses? Not /fit/ but skinny tall guy here. What about gays?
>>25238916
Your bare ass probably isn't going to be the first thing a girl or guy sees. Don't worry about it, focus on other things
Damn do I know that feel. I have same amount of hair as op pic and it honestly sucks. I don't think any girl would like it :(
>tfw you have to wait before you shit to let it solidify otherwise it gets entangled in your asshairs
OKAY SO HERE's the DEAL BITCHES
IVE HAD SEX WITH AT LEAST 100WOMEN AGES 18-35
IF YOU HAVENT HAD SEX YOU CAN TOO I WILL TELL YOU HOW IF YOU WANT IN 5 EASY STEPS
Check em and stfu
>Has had tons of sex
>Still posts here
Even if you just think this place is funny I really would not want to be anything like you.
>>25238817
Please teach me your ways
Tonight you will be visited by 3 pepes
>>25238773
What do they each represent?
>>25238785
First you will be visited by the pepe of the past
>>25238811
Next you will be visited by the pepe of the present
Why aren't you out there raking the dollars as a Uber "taxi" driver? Seems like the perfect job for a NEET with no skills other than a driving license.
>>25238762
seems like a shit job tb.h
>>25238762
>other than a driving license
NORRRMMMIIIIIEEEEEE!
But yeah there's stuff you can do businesswise that doesn't require a shitload of startup capital.
In fact you're better getting into business without needing startup capital. That way you won't lose a ton of money on your un-validated shitty business idea that revolves around selling helium tanks to robots.
>>25238770
Maybe if you've got a shit outlook, tqbhw/u, famalamaton.
There's somebody out there for everybody. Just be yourself.
>>25238747
see the problem is that doesn't work anymore, fat and ugly bitches only want a man after they spend 10-20 years of being whore slut degenerates
and we betas dont fucking accept that, so both parties will continue to seperate, whores wont get husbands, and chads will continue to fuck bitches while betas get jack
>>25238747
fuck off pinecone
>>25238747
Did Pynchon ever get laid?
Fembot here, I'm getting more and more worried about my anal addiction. I've been rubbing my anus since I was 8 and as far as I can recall it's always felt so good for some reasons.
I'm 21 now and while I don't feel much pleasure from stimulating my clit, I finger my ass daily and it makes me pee myself in pleasure. I'm afraid that if I ever get a shy robot bf he will feel awkward and think I'm a weirdo... ;_;
i'll fuck you in the ass unless you're a whore
This could not be a more transparent b8 post.
>>25238730
> fembot here
Stopped reading right there. Get the fuck off this board and go get some dry anal sex from chad.
1/10 bait; made me respond.
>when you accidently call your girlfriend "mom"
>when your GF accidentally calls you "Char" during sex
>>25238716
>girlfriend
Off with you
>>25238734
>when your girlfriend is a charmander
Would you fuck this girl?
>>25238713
>Pooja
>Poo
DESIGNATED
>>25238713
POOJA IN LOO
Which one is she op. You need to tell us you dunce.
