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>Be me, invited to my sisters for Christmas day
>Bought mye 11year old nephew a PS4 because why the fuck not?
>He opened it first and was totaly overjoyed.....really, really happy.
>Sister and her husband look pissed off.
>he rushes through to the lounge where the tv is...can you set it up please uncle anon?
>Shit. I forgot they have an old CRT television with no HDMI input.
>Wont work.
>nephew is DEVASTATED. crying his eyes out.
>poor kid is just over excited.
>Sister distracts him with their present to him.
>He opens it; Second-hand Wii.
>ah fuck
> brother in law is fucking furious.
>I tell my nephew not to worry, I will buy him a tv and he can have it and the ps4 in his bedroom and he can leave the Wii in the lounge.
>brother in law punches me in the face.
> drive home and eat ramen on toast for christmas lunch.
>>25243115
>I forgot they have an old CRT television with no HDMI input.
why not just spend another $100 and get a new TV then?
>>25243148
I will and he can keep it in his bedroom, but nowhere is open today.
>brother in law punches you for buying a present
what kind of shit
>grew up with a single Mom
>Dad cheated on her for a while and it took her finding out he lied about not having previous kids before me and my sister to divorce him
>Didn't have boyfriends while raising us
>Despite the single mother memes, still feel like I turned out ok
>Deep down there's something missing in my heart
I have no fatherly bond. My Dad barely tried to contact me as I grew up.
What's it like to have a loving father anons?
>>25243113
>Didn't have boyfriends while raising us
that's some legit good parenting right there. one of the biggest mistakes you can make is bringing a bunch of random shits around your kids, you may even get them molested. As far as your question, i don't know.
>>25243113
I haven't seen my dad since I was 12. 20 years ago today, on Christmas, my mom and I were in a terrible car wreck driving across the state to see him in jail.
I'm spending this Christmas with my older brother and his family. He's a great dad. I'm jealous, I'm the fuck up of the family but his life is so.. comfy.
I have literally never met my dad. (No, he's not a nigger.) No siblings and my mom raised me completely by herself.
He never paid my mom any child support, she never filed for it... now he has two daughters with a different woman, 12 and 14, and I'm thinking of meeting up with him for the first time. I just want some cute imoutos desu. It will be awkward meeting my dad for the first time in 20 years though, but if I get some imoutos out of it, maybe life will be worth living again...
I don't know, I'm conflicted.
>tfw balls suddenly started hurting 2 days ago
>still hurt every few hours
Its not a serious pain. Its more like an unpleasant feeling.Lets be serious here. There ain't much that could be wrong with them. Its something that results in me losing them or ded.
I never thought I would die this way. Man I hope you guys appreciate your balls. I will miss you, robots.
There's a lot that could be wrong that isn't cancer, you pus.
it's nothing
I had that before, it's probably varicoceles
Varicose veins in your balls, only thing that happens is you get lower quality sperm, slightly lower quality test, and occasional pain
there's surgery to fix it too, but idk why the fuck you would want to do that unless it really hurts or you're trying to have kids
either way, stop being a fucking baby
>tfw same
kind of a weird dull pain. i'll head to the doctor's office monday.
>>25243146
also this
Okay I managed to get a date for tomorrow. Give a robot some tips
>>25243089
make her pay for the meal
treat her like trash or like you don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7n_koR8tc
>>25243101
Listen to this guy. He gets so many chicks he has every STD known to man.
Okay we have a lot of gift threads up, but what is the WORST gift you can give someone.
>are you telling me I smell like shit
>do you really think I use this kind of deodorant
>this shit smells like a high school locker room
I got one of these, the body wash/shampoo and deoderant stick isnt bad
I get one of those every year. its not as awful as you think OP. I use it all except the stupid ass body spray. I have like 4 or 5 cans in my closet.
>got a Coke with my name on it
>go to drink it later
>tastes disgusting and flat
>best by date is July 2015
>t-thanks
>mfw catfishing cute girls on Tinder to practice my flirting and social skills
>tfw getting cute boys to practice for girls with me
What's the point? They don't care about what you're saying, they care about the fake picture you lifted from Instagram
>>25243256
This. You can be a neo nazi but if you have a Chad picture they won't mind.
how are those uni grades ?
personally, doing great famille, medschool can't come soon enough
>that oracle blackboard system
they really use that shit everywhere
>>25243085
damm didnt know it was used outside of my uni lel, it's quite efficient tho and easy to use
>>25243048
two Bs and an A this semester
my grade was capped at a B for one of the classes because I didn't attend enough days
Tell me one reason why rape is considered morally bad if women don't allow you consensually to fulfil your genetic programming and only purpose in life - to procreate.
I know this is bait but
>women don't allow your consensually
There you go pal
>>25243037
>3dpd women
who gives a fuck
small twink men or feminine men are way sexier and hornier
Sexual selection. If no women want to have sex with you, it means you're not meant to procreate.
How do we stop normies from stealing our memes?
>>25243028
make new memes dumb frogposter
Pepe is dead and already a normalfag meme. using Pepe means you've slowly become a normalfag.
>>25243028
I don't give a fuck.
Honestly, giving a fuck about normies stealing a meme is just as gay as normies complaining about "cultural appropriation."
Besides, it's just a matter of time until the next shooting happens and Pepe will eventually be considered too "problematic" to be used.
Who here
/gonnahaveanewyearskiss/?
Reporting in. I have a thing with a qt goth girl and plan to ask her out at midnight on New Year's. (^:
>>25243013
>qt goth girl
>kissing her
i'm jealous
i wanted a qt goth girl under my tree santa
Remember kids there is always a chance that you'll retract herpes from the exchange of saliva.
Going on a date with Qt .314 goth girl tonight. Looks like our luck is finally turning around, fellow robot.
Who /adderall/ here? I'm getting it in two weeks and was wondering what you robots experiences were with it. Specifically in regards to concentration and social anxiety.
>>25242998
the effects of medicine vary per person ya derp
>>25243018
DON'T EVER CALL ME A DERP DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME A DERP
>>25242998
Aight.. so here's the deal. If you take to much..your going to exacerbate your anxiety. BUT if you eat a good calorie rich breakfast.. take the addy.. drink water and stay away from caffeine.. it's amazing what effect it has on your concentration.
That being said.. it's easy to fall into the cycle of feeling like if you take more.. it'll make the drugs work better. just be careful.. it wont. youll just be awake for two days.
*YAAAAAWWWWWNNN*merry christmas wagie
I get the day off with the wife and her son
Enjoy your loneliness OP!
>>25242986
morning you fat piece of shit
>>25243054
Kek. Not so cleber b8 lad.
>mfw i get $2300 a month for sitting on my ass and watching anime from the government
life is good, thanks wagecucks
>>25242948
same except i also collect cute 2d anime girls, and traps, futa, and ecchi and tons of other stuff
Where you do live that nets you $2300? My autism bux isn't half that.
the government makes anime?
is it all moeshit?
>tfw in psych ward
what can i do to pass the time other than browse 4chan on my phone?
Nice b8, they wouldn't let you use your phone in the psych ward.
reflect on the decisions in your life that brought you to this very moment.
>>25242830
Play Pokemon Showdown randbats.
>tfw not sure if i would rather be a qt trap or have a qt trap gf
who here knows this feel?
>>25242798
if you become the trap you can never leave you for a chad.
>>25242798
fuuuuuuuuuuuck that's hot
I already fapped twice today too
This is the kind of hotness that makes you don't give a fuck about the dick.
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