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Is this true, robots?
But she is a creep
Of course. There are things to be gained from excluding me and nothing to be won for picking me.
>>25247609
>If your waifu was 3DPD then she'd act 3DPD.
No shit Sherlock?
Anyone else being forced to deal with normie bullshit today?
>Just give me presents and get out edition.
At least my family has gotten to the point where they've given up any hope of me ever getting a gf so they don't bug me about it anymore
>>25247633
Same.
Finally my mom shut the fuck up.
Christmas is fucking shit. I don't want presents, I don't want to buy presents. All this forced socialization is going to kill me.
Are these autism shoes? What defines autism shoes? Please help I don't want to look autistic
they're fine. Its autistic to ask
>>25247512
It's just a meme. Nobody will notice you wearing running shoes unless it's at a formal event or they're poor and black.
>>25247512
Nah those are swehhh brah
>23 years old
>going back to school in a last effort to get a somewhat decent job
>most of my class mates are going to be 15-year-olds
Fuck, how shall I cope with being surrounded by mid-puberty teens for three years being a loser kv myself? I really hope these little shits don't bully me at least. FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>25247353
what, why are you literally going to a high school and not community college
This better be about uni nigga.
>>25247412
I'm from Germany I finished the kind of High School that prepares you for an academic career. In spite of my good grades there, I had no motivation to study at uni so I'm going to learn a trade. For that purpose I have to attend a vocational school.
>He imagined he would be rich and successful and have a loving wife and kids when he grew up
Actually, I never did this. I never saw myself with a future. Depression is a bitch.
she wishes she could have been with him. she even begged for it.. marry christmas eve
>he imagine to be a SS officer who for some reason has his school bullies imprisoned
>he gives an explanation to them why they suck and deserve this and tells them they will have painful death no matter how much they beg him
>he imagines watching them suffocate behind a window of the gas chambers
Am I the only one who never had a friend? Not even a childhood friend?
>>25247194
Nigga go make some friends. Do you have a disability?
>>25247194
I had a few childhood friends, but nothing lasted for a very long time. Only one of my friends has known me for more than a few years and we stopped talking for awhile because of high school drama.
Friends are rare, friend. At least true ones...
no, youre not the only one. the world is full of these situations. give people a chance, they'll be your friend
I thought indians were the least desired race?
Checkmate, faggots.
>>25247099
literal ham beasts
that has pump and dump written all over it
>>25247099
They cropped out the banner that says cuck and hotwife meet and greet.
>Ring ring, ring ring
WOJACK, IVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU FOR THE LAST FUCKING HOUR. SAD PEPE TOOK THE DAY OFF, YOU ARE COMING IN TO TAKE OVER HIS SHIFT RIGHT NOW AND THEN TAKE AN INDEPENDENT ONE.
WHAT? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU I MAKE THE RULES, I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
And one more thing, dont give me any talk about overtime or holiday bonus, or extra pay. REMEMBER IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH IT ILL FIRE YOU AND GO BACK TO FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
>>25247021
>Click
>*Sniff sniff*
Honey, Im sorry but my boss has me coming over to work for 12 hours. I might be back in time for dinner with your family
What??? Your breaking up with me, honey im so fucking sorry but he has ne locked down. Please dont do this, your the last thing I have in life.
>>25247021
Fire me jagoff see if I care
>fucking my gf
Stay delusional though you 45 year old marriage cuck
>>25247100
Im so tires of this this Wojack, you bend over for your boss and take his cuck cage like its a gift. I cant show up to my parents with a little man who does this. The next time you see me if you do will be in a chair with a cuck cage on.
I don't understand the fucking meme of Tamales, Posole, Vegetable soup etc. between Mexicans on Normiebook.
All that fucking food is fucking digusting and I wonder if those spics are pretending to praise the food just so they can get likes on fb or get attention
Have you ever eaten tamales. Blows every other Christmas food out of the water 2bh.
Pastel en hoja is the superior dish
Mexican food is the ultimate comfy winter food, nigger.
What mental and physical diseases do you all have?
I am asthmatic. I almost died about 3 weeks ago.
I get out of breath while talking. After taking inhaler and shit is still not clearing up.
RIP
ocd it makes me sharp as a fucking tack but sometimes i'll accidentally count for a few months at a time without realizing it oops
Asthma. Your lungs have been cucked.
I have fake autism. It doesn't cause me any problems but does bring in shed loads of benefit money each month
>be me
>be femanon
>have consensual sex
>claim rape
Who else here mishciefs?
>>25246884
Spending your time on Christmas Day posting shitty b8 threads.
Just completely pathetic.
shit post is a shit post
>>25246908
This.Even for /r9k/ standarts...
Is Jesus the best virgin of all time?
Yes, chads can't even comprehend that he wasn't sleeping with Mary at least.
Humanity is his waifu.
he's just the best. The Man imho
>>25246819
Chads want him to be virgin, but in reality he had kids with Mary.
I think I'm on the verge of mental breakdown.
Should I drop out of university? Or will the campus counselor actually do me good? Will they give me drugs?
What are you studying? And why do you have to see your campus counselor? Nobody will give you drugs if you dont agree on taking them
>>25246723
Only psychiatrists prescribe drugs.
Campus counselors often only care about avoiding liability for the school. They'll slap you with behavioral contracts and twist words to make you sound dangerous or suicidal. Be careful around them.
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Have you ever analyzed your life? Surely you were not born a robot. Something started it. One small thing invited many more instances of falling deeper into robotics.
For me it was just getting near obese in sixth grade. My parents let it happen by trying to end my boredom with cheat shitty junk food. I was popular in fifth grade and suddenly I'm the weird fat kid. The lack of self-esteem and sudden bad acne led me to cry frequently in class, and I became socially untouchable.
Not growing enough in puberty. Stuck at 5'7 since 14.
I never socialized in kindergarten or in recess in elementary school. My parents said I had a much better time talking to adults than to people my own age. I had no chance from the start.
>>25246731
Yeah right man. I'm 5'8, and I can certainly say that my height has near nothing to do with social outlook.
>>25246737
I was like this too.
I have $400. Lonely. It's Christmas. What can I do for fun?
Save it as a buffer for bad times.
invest in wheat futures
hmmmm, well. i think the answer is money cant buy happiness. but, possibly ask a girl out? or maybe go to the movies? im not sure senpai, im a hermit.
