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Post girls that you've fucked
>>25251633
here's one
pic relatednow gtfo
>>25251633
>"hey, im SJWarrior. did u know this creep is posting your picture on the most misogynistic website on the internet, r9k of 4chan?"
>>25251633
>Post girls that you've fucked
fuckin normies I swear!!!
Eggman has a gf!
>>25251630
They look genetically related.
That looks like his mom
>>25251643
More like genetically retarded
>Finally overcome my bitterness, hatred, and nihilism
>Have inner peace for a few days
>Start watching the Peep Show
This show is really fucking good but I can feel each scene from Mark's perspective dragging me right back to where I used to be
Dont watch it then. You have to make sacrifices in your life
>>25251586
>>Finally overcome my bitterness, hatred, and nihilism
im still waiting for this to happen
>>25251586
How did you do to overcome? How old are you?
When you pee or cum, do you pull back your foreskin or do you just let it rip regardless?
Pull it back. What kind of animal just lets it go? That's how you end up pissing on yourself
I'mcut, I literally do the superman pose and wait for it to finish.
>>25251504
pull back obviously
>slept 16 hours straight today
>still tired
same here tbqh senpai
You aren't supposed to sleep for that long, you cretin. Oversleeping will make you MORE tired.
Just sleep in a regular sleep pattern, get about 7-9 hours depending on what works best for you, but go to bed and get up at the same time each day. You will start to feel a lot better as a result.
>get tired and groggy because I sleep so much
>go to sleep because I'm tired
>repeat
Fuck man
Is there anyone else who would like to share with us tonight?
I want sex.
I want to know if theres a girl out there who would wake up happy next to me.
The last girl accused me of raping her even though she was the one who asked if I wanted to go to hers.
I was lucky one of her friends gave evidence to the police saying that she did infact invite me home with her and told her friends shes leaving with me.
I dont hate woman but now I am extremely cautious and a little jumpy around them. My entire reputation was thrown into question by one lie.
I'll share. Hi everyone, my name is Sempai and I'm a chocoholic, but only for booze.
>>25251364
when i feel hurt, i want to hurt myself physically. today was going fine, boring at first and i was hungry all day.
today at dinner i heard my dad cursing and yelling, and i asked him what was wrong. we started talking, he is stressed about his job and i told him my thoughts. he got angry with me and it became clear to me he's trying hard to hold it together, too.
it made me really sad and disappointed that he can't deal with his anger without hurting others, and today he made me feel like shit.
>Wow anon you 5"3, you so tall white boy you fuck us no anon-kun~~
I don't think this is a realistic scenario.
I really hope my company is the one picked to go to Japan to train with the JSDF next year.
J and K starz are tall af
Merry Christmas Robots!
I'm in the holiday spirit so I'm giving out free (You)s to anyone who wants one!
>>25251279
I'll take 2!
I need a you familia
>>25251313
>>25251313
>>25251313
Three for you anon! I'm in a giving mood!
>>25251315
Another for you senpai
Wishing everyone out there a comfy Christmas!
Senpai, help me... I want to live the trap life but I think I'm too tall (5'9). How can I LOSE some of my height? My ideal is about 5'6. Would you guys know any tips to get shorter?
Move to a high-gravity area
Those methods they used on little asian goyrls or whatever
>>25251261
My sense of humour is broken. I laughed at this.
Why don't you get an adult loli black gf?
Too beta to even come out of my room.
I won't be able to get a gf not matter what she is.
>>25251206
Black weeb girls are so cute, I wish I knew where to meet one irl.
shes the kind of cute where you just want to put her in a glass jar and keep her forever
How autistic are my music tastes on a scale of 10?
I believe I'm quite high due to finding The Cure as boring hopeful sounding C major mainstream crap.
I prefer the darkest, saddest or heaviest genres...
These fit my bill
Industrial hardcore metal when I'm angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n049nQiKqcc
Heavy dark subbass dubstep and growl base drumstep are by far my favorite genres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOKz6-ho6VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksl4VnMKC7o
Hybrid trap is also awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWX-QtPUHGg
Also I find Bulgarian folk music beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcu8JLNhFis
I almost forgot: Slavic folk metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSaoAeNYS0
Didnt click on any of that shit.
Are you actually eastern euro or are you just a wannabe slav faggot?
>>25251376
I'm Bulgarian and have some russian blood too
>Girl says us hanging out at the weekends are going to give her something to look forward to
I-I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>25251121
Good job.
Where's that pic from tho
>>25251121
Well done!
What's her name?
>>25251121
Of course she did, she's a fucking slut who will cuck you
I know cause she just cucked me
So how does a virgin girl who wants to wait until marriage find a boyfriend who feels the sameand isn't super religious?
That is me.
I'm from a conservative spic background but I never understood religion.
There seems to be many of them on here so you don't have to look far
>>25251081
fuck off roastie this is not the place for you
>I am above average intelligence because I browse /r9k/
>>25251037
>tfw I'm too intellectual to understand that calories in, calories out is the key to weight loss
>>25251037
>calories in, calories out bro
But it's true, there is a correlation between frequenting relatively obscure websites that are mostly text based, experiencing the need to express yourself in written form etc.
Christmas /alcoholic/ thread
What are you guys drinking tonight to help ease the loneliness
All the liquor stores here are closed so I have one beer left from last night, but thank moot I've got friends with booze
Hendricks gin. Too lazy to take picture. Have a stock photo.
>>25250988
>8:20 am boxing day
>hungover
>drinking gin and Gatorade
