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Any other femanons here have no chest? Guys would you date girls like us w no boobs? Should I get implants?
you used to call me on my cell phone, late night when u need my meme
>>25255091
I prefer girls with small boobs
not everyone wants a stacey thundertits
bee my gf
original comemenentntntenna
>"Merry Christmas cousin anon. I love the barrettes you picked out for me. Follow me. I have your present in my bedroom."
>>25255069
>lip piercing
cant you just bring it here bitch im playing cs
>>25255069
Please dont make me do this...
>claim to hate normies
>call normie boogeyman at everything
>listen to fucking poprap and popshit normie music exclusively
what do you have to say for yourself?
>>25255050
if i'm a normie, then we're in a sad state of affairs.
What kind of music you listen to (or your taste in any kind of entertainment) is totally irrelevant to whether or not you're a normie.
>>25255050
I'm a normie by /r9k/ standards and a fucking weirdo by societies standards so I don't know what to do anymore.
>tfw no nose gf
>>25254933
Post nose qts pls
>>25254963
>you will never be s tissue
>>25254996
Whoops forgot my nose qt
Female nurses are regularly seeing and touching new penises. Sometimes they get erect.
My cousins are female nurses.
Doesn't seem right to me.
I'm a male nurse. It's just part of the job
>>25254870
Get something stuck around your dick and go to the hospital when they're on duty.
Free handjob.
>>25254967
Are you allowed to do the same for vaginas?
Who /betteringthemselves/ here?
>Cotinuing my therapy for a second year
>Going to the gym twice a week
>Thinking on retaking my guitar lessons
>Looking for an appartment to leave my parents house this semester
>Searching for creative literature classes next week
>Being open to new experiences like taking LSD and downloading Tinder
>Saving money for a trip to Europe
I think 2016 is looking great.
None of those things are actually gonna improve you, they are just stupid distractions for lazy people.
u think ur better than me?
>taking LSD
>bettering yourself
Has anyone here had a gun pointed to their head?
>Be in high school
>Hanging with only friend (kid who barely put up with me)
>He gets his hands on his dad's .357 without his dad knowing (i think he found the key to the safe)
>He's got the gun and waiving it around acting like a badass
>I take the gun while it's still in his hands and point it at my head like in the dark knight scene
>He freaks out and acts like I just did the worst thing possible
>I feel bad and decide to leave
>He dosent talk to me for the rest of my time at highschool, i have no friends for the rest of high school.
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>known as pistol kid through out the rest of highschool and get no friends
>other posters were in highschool when TDK came out
why can't i leave this place? i truly do loath everyone here.
>>25254825
there are people here who were 10 or 11 when it came out. I myself was 16.
>>25254825
>I do loath everyone
You are aware that the only grammatically valid interpretation of this clause is 'I have sex with everyone who is reluctant', are you?
>tfw you actually get to know chad
>he's nice to you, well rounded, likeable and pleasent to be around
>>25254763
Ofc, why do you think robots hate him so much?
>>25254763
Well he didn't get to be Chad by being a stony autist who doesn't make eye contact; now, did he?
I was expecting someone that was easy to hate.
Someone with simple interests that woman simply used for sex.
Any other robots work out? I work out and the girls still dont want me, it makes me mad, I just want to be recognized as the big man I wanna be. I want to fuck girls, I dont care if theyre a roastie. I want to take that girl next door's virginity. I am 21 and a virgin, kissless, hugless. I hate it. I look 14 and I have like 16 year old's thinking I'm 12. I hate my life. Does anyone else think it does SQUAT NOTHING!
Lifting doesn't do shit, just stay in shape. If you look like a kid, you can't do anything about it but hope you grow, so you could try looking like a cute guy to appeal to girls.
>>25254597
Nice. 4 in 40 minutes.
>>25254717
OP you really got fucked by the genetic lottery, I'm sorry.
Please don't tell me you're also 5'6
>tfw you don't live in a comfy cyberpunk city
nobody else knows this depressing feel
As much as I love cyberpunk, I'd have to disagree with you on this one. Cyberpunk cities are supposed to be cold and lonely.
>>25254722
i am lonely right now
there is still comfyness in being lonely
also in a cyberpunk world i could at least get a qt sexbot gf
>>25255234
>implying a sexbot would even fuck your pathetic ass
*rolls lola onto front page*
>That thing is like 10 years old
Jesus
Why don't the parents just let it die
What is it gaining from even continuing to live
Nobody thought a living football was a good idea, but this absolute madman went and did it anyway.
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a normie?
the type of people who would wear that shirt
teenagers posting on r9k.
>>25254660
They're happytfw
I'M SO FUCKING HOT, I'M SWEATING IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
FUCK EL NINO
FUCK GLOBAL WARMING
FUCK MY SHITTY CEILING FAN THAT DOESN'T DO SHIT TO KEEP ME COOL
FUCK
>>25254620
Global warming is pseudoscience and placebo effect.
FUCKING GOOK LOOKING ASS FUCK GO SHIT FUCK
>tfw lying naked in bed
>tfw still sweating like a hog
>tfw this is literally Christmas day
JUST
Have you ever been fired? i was fired from a farm in north dakota for not being as fast as the mexicans working there. In just 1 month 7 guys were fired from the same position before me. I had to stop every 15 min to drink water, otherwise i would faint. The only requirement was being able to lift 75 pound according to the ad. Once there you had to do it hundred of times in the heat while wearing a suit. Hot as hell. $13/hr with plenty of overtime. What a great opportunity missed
I actually overslept on my first day of my internship.
Got all teary eyed when I was told not to come back.
still fucking hate it to be rejected so badly.
>>25254578
I got fired once for telling my manager she was a cunt.
I called her like 30 minutes before I had to be at work telling her I was gonna be a little late because I had to pick up my friend whose car had broken down on the side of the highway about 20 miles out of town. She responded by saying that if I didn't get there on time she was going to fire me so I called her a cunt, hung up the phone and went to go get my friend.
>>25254622
Retard of the day.
>I've convinced all of my friends and family through social media and elaborate lies that: I'm some kind of natural computer wiz who is super laid back and spends all his time smoking weed and working with computers
>they all think I just truly don't give a fuck about what people think of me and they see me as a super cool guy
>in reality, the complete opposite is true
>I spend all of my time coming up with super detailed bullshit to make myself look cool
>I'm not smart at all, failing most of my classes
>not cool or laid back at all, have extreme anxiety and I worry about what every single person on Earth thinks of me
>I've become so good at lying that I convinced even myself of some things that aren't true
>can't even tell if anything I do is genuine anymore or if it's all for my self image
>girls like me because I pretend to not care about girls, but in reality I jerk off 5 times a day and I'm obsessed with girls
>if anyone finds out that my life is an enormous lie I'll probably have to kill myself
Many, many seemingly confident people are still terrified on the inside. "Fake it until you make it".
As for the rest of it: you need to figure out why you're lying in the first place. People calling you out is secondary to not doing it in the first place.
>When my grandfather passed away he left me shit loads of money that I told no one, not even family, about.
>Family/friends think I worked hard and managed to pull off a few awesome investments.
>Friends joke that I'm an international man of leisure. Really I just spend lots of time in asia because my money goes so much further there.
>>25254855
ur /livingthedream/ friend
