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Merry Christmas everyone.
I'm tired. Sorry I haven't made this thread in a while
https://gyazo.com/5d51fcf0fa8ceb604c94ea2829e5adf4
Seen you've been busy playing EDH skelly. It's ok.
>>25254526
why do you do the things you do
Ugh when are females going to realize this
>>25254441
>via 9gag
this comment was not original
>>25254441
why are females such horrible creatures?
>>25254441
>9gag
Fuck off you faggot go back from whence you came
Hey? Can you guys rate? I'm really upset rn, my brother just came in with his roastie gf and they were kissing while im trying to chill on the laptop, and I'm crying inside cause why can't I get a gf? He's like 6'4'' and then I'm 5'5'' and we dont even have different dads. I'm kinda built, I work out a lot and I'm military and yet I can't even get a gf. Is it cause I look 14?: I'm actually 21. Can you guys help me understand cause I can't.
Alright, you're going to keep posting this no matter what. Have fun.
I think you would like alright if you grew your hair out a bit.
>>25254563
look*
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I'll start:
>smokes
As if any red flags would keep your desperate ass away from any woman that would pay attention to you. Really? You're being picky when you're some worthless beta?
>>25254457
roastie is toastie
>>25254457
smokie roastie detected
What's the manchild gift you got robots? I got full access to the Jhoto and Hoenn Leagues.
>>25254403
My mom got me a booster pack of MtG Origins.
I got a framed painting of the great anime war
I got some tasty food and time with my family. Don't really need much else.
Boys and sluts of robit9001
When did the slippery slope start and what was his name?
Greentexts appreciated.
>13
>Kevin
>>25254379
>13
>wyatt
>didn't accept my gayness until I was 18
>tfw missed out on all that teen homolust
>Think I'm definitely not gay
>Fall in love with guy
>He was a slut, didn't really a shit
>Was rejected
>Realization -"Oh, I'm gay"
>That's it
Never attempted another relationship since
terveiset
Gay virgin
Day reminder infatuation is not love
What's your excuse /r9k/?
Why are you not out partying with your friends?
>>25254355
I am faggot. With her gf and parents for Christmas. A little drunk. I know. Normies gtfo reeee blah blah blah. Kill yourself faggot.
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends. Also, fuck you, robot, my comment was originalto me.
>muh anxiety
>muh depression
wash rinse repeat
>guests are staying for another night
>i'm a guest staying over for another night
I've got the whole damn place for now. Comfy is as comfy does.
btw nice trps friend
>being this much of a faggot
Who cares if there's people there? They're not going to care if you're getting food or have to take a piss or whatever. Stop being a pussy.
>>25254353
FUCK YOU NORMIE SHIT
>tfw only one in the squad without a bae
>squad
>bae
Underage normie b8. Saged and Hidden.
>>25254219
>tfw only one in the squad
>>25254233
>tfw your feel game isn't on fleek
>tfw you realize hundreds and millions of women were getting fucked on Christmas night
And there are just as many who wish they could be spending tonight with you~
>>25254346
Why do you lie like that? I'm ugly and anti-social and have no job. What people?
Thanks for making it worse.
>>25254376
I fucked it up. I meant to say "with a guy like you", though I guess you wouldn't have swallowed that any better.
>less than 5'11
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
Red flags for women
>doesn't have a dick
>>25254161
Nice thread faggot.
>comment not orig
I'm going to keep watching cartoons and there's nothing you can do about it.
ITT 10/10s who aren't celebrishits
>>25254129
the chick in the photo is like fucking 8/10
>>25254166
no she is 10/10
any high school girl
Is sex really worth paying for.
>>25254108
It might be if it was legal
oc
only if you pay for shemale escort and bottom for her
>>25254108
No, it's free from Tinder
>B-BUT ALL GIRLS ON TINDER WANT IS CHAD
too bad I'm a 6/10 that's gotten laid several times from it m9-1
Merry Christmas faggots.
ITT: Make an OC pic and reply to another anon. The picture you make is your Christmas present to them.
Pic related. I only made this picture because I for some autistic reason I always mutter this phrase to myself whenever i see a picture of a qt girlbecause to be quite honest with you pham, it kills me inside
textless posts are not alloweblox
>>25254100
merry christmas bub
>>25254138
merry christmas anon
i hope i get something good
>tfw dad in unwrapping my sister's present in the next room again
Are you saying your dad is fucking your sister again?
JUST GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE AND STAB HIM M8
>>25254604
Do it faggot. Be the hero.
