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Just gonna leave this here.
>>25252053
that's me and my older brother we were just kidding around
Girls can be pretty and delusional at the same time? Amazing.
Guys looks dont really matter. Its just a meme. A woman's value is derived mainly from her appearance. A man's value is derived mainly from his confidence and social status.
She's clearly mental. There is nothing more to be discerned from this.
Why are you guys so obsessed with virginal white girls? I just sat on my bfs dick and made him cum in seconds without even moving, that I was an experienced pussy can do.
if i came from my gf just sitting on my dick i'd be pretty embarrassed tbqf
So your bf is a little boy, who cares
>experienced pussy
lol ho.
>You will never be a trillionaire who lives underground in the remote wilderness and spends all his time drinking, lifting, and having sex with qt robots.
why even live
I hate alcohol but yeah I was very envious of that dude.
Fucking awesome house, great location, tons of free time to spend working out or reading, and also hot bitch robots.
>>25252059
But women can NEVER be robots
>>25252023
>>25252059
ITT: betas that want reward without work/risk
>>25252077
kek
Alright robots, let's see how far I can take this
Which one is she anon, the qt on the top?
>>25252005
>Proud to be Israeli
Kek
>Israeli
>bisexual
I've been a fedoratheist since I was like, 5 years old, but I have Jewish roots. Israeli people seem all strict and conservative but they're actually very sexually active from what I know
My roastie radar is going off. I don't know about this.
Stupid whore mommy got me a refurbitched PS4 for Christmas.
I specifically asked for a new one.
Anybody else having the worst Christmas ever?
my fucking BITCH parents didn't get me the new curved 4k tv i asked for... i even emailed them the store page so they knew which one to get...
>mom asked me for my Christmas list
>sent her one, ONE thing: a link to the GTX 970 on Newegg
>didn't ask for ANYTHING else
>spend all month excited to finally upgrade my computer and be able to enjoy games like Fallout 4, Skyrim, MGSV, etc.
>open my gifts and it's a bunch of clothes, DVDs, stupid random shit like cheap earbuds, and gift cards to restaurants
>think it's a joke and she'll bring out my 970 until she asks me if I enjoyed my gifts and starts cleaning up the wrapping paper
>can't control myself and wind up flipping out on her in front of my entire family and we start screaming at each other until my uncle breaks us up and my mom sends me to my room
>been locked in here all day angry as fuck while my family watches movies
Stupid fucking bitch. Why even ask me what I want if you're just going to ignore me and waste money on stupid shit I will literally NEVER use.
>>25252178
By the way I'm turning 26 in a few days.
GETU OUTU ANONU!!! WE'RU TRYINGU TOU HAVU A RESBIANU ORGYU!!! SUGOIIIII!!!!
>>25251977
>mineral water and red cups
that's a chad house tb.h
I sincerely hope you get cancer.
>western asians.
Don't sexualize her, perv.
>>25251918
just bald my shit up senpai
>>25251918
You know the most maddening part? Not that she's being a literal attention whore, it's the betas like actually buy her shit. We are men. Stop throwing money at useless whores like this unless they bend over for you. Betas are the reason why even fat chicks think they deserve Chad.
Hell, Chad isn't even the fucking problem. It's these fucking mega ultra beta pushovers.
>>25251918
Anime given anime girl, mentally castrated beta males tend to call them their "waifus".
Why the fuck does almost every video of a dick in porn have a man with a cut dick? That shit looks fucking nasty. Why are they all cut? It turns me off the video.
>>25251914
>paying attention to the penis in the video
son...
>>25251914
What a faggot you are
Also nice unironic shitpost
>>25251932
Well, when it's right in my face it's hard not to, m8.
What defines a normie? What defines a robot?
We are entering into an era when normies can be considered robots. And because of this, I propose several new terms to possibly describe individuals that have never had female contact, have unloving families, are NEETS, etc.
Super-Robot, Ultra-Robot, Mega-Robot.
You can pose some ideas as well. I think this is a much needed action for this board. It is now acceptable for robots to be chads now, so lexical changes are a must.
Ive always thought of normies as people who strictly follow social 'NORMS' and are quick to judge those who do not.
So in America these would be people who use lots of social media, watch and talk about sports, play casual video games like call of duty and madden, are more likely conservative than liberal, are more likely religious than athiest.
They are ignorant, close minded, and steer clear of anything they dont understand dismissing it as taboo.
dont forget synth
>>25251910
yea, but USA is not the rest of the world
>be christmas and have family over
>12 year old niece which I am pretty close with
>constantly asks me relationship questions
>when nobody's around constantly tries to jump on me, get into tickle fights, and puts her legs around me.
>one point legitimately asks me if I like little girls
>mfw this shit happens
Jesus fucking Christ robots why does this happen?
she wants the D
tell her mother, this behaviour isn't age-appropriate
>>25251923
Her mom is a pill addict and highly doubt she would do anything to her if she found out.
>>25251960
does that mean you could get away with fucking her?
It's amazing how many problems here could be solved by suicide.
>>25251784
A problem isn't solved by ceasing to live. That's like taking a test and throwing it away and expecting to get an A.
>>25251871
THE ONLY CORRECT MOVE
IS NOT TO PLAy
fuking kill me already
>>25251784
How many new problems would be created for others?
I'm sick of having aspergers. Is there a cure or anything that works for you? I say the most autistic shit to my family even, in public is terrible. I need a cure
>>25251703
Regrow your brain with a new environment and DNA code.
experimental and extensive MDMA + LSD treatments in your garden shed
>>25251703
The only cure is to self genocide through your anus friend
How come people cannot admit that rape is actually kinda hot? Don't bullshit me and say it's only virgin robots think this way, I know that rape fantasies are pretty common amongst WOMEN, just look at how popular romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey are.
Nobody disputes this, what are you trying to say
rape is only hot to sociopaths, an hero pls
>>25251719
you're telling me you won't get judged as a monster when you say you have a rape fetish?
currently staying at this shitty room straight out of the 1940's at my grandparents house. What the fuck do I do now?? I have like $5,000 in cash but that won't last long cause I have no job. Do have a car and laptop tho. I was thinking about just dropping out of community college and moving to Colorado to be a NEET alcoholic pothead to piss off my parents. Oh yeah and I have a court date coming up so I probably should leave the state. Would rather kill myself than go to jail again desu. So help /r9k/ what do I doooooo!!!!!!
>>25251661
>senpai
You sound like a stupid retard. Better kill yourself
That looks pretty comfy, familia
>>25251661
>I have a court date coming up
What the court date for?
>you will never see her walk in from the kitchen with an oversized tshirt on and drop dramatically onto the sofa beside you with the back of her head resting in your lap and her face looking up at yours with an expression you can never quit figure out
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfbUD2RKSE]
>you will never run beside her along the sidewalk as it rains heavily and have her stamp impatiently while trying not to laugh as you fumble the keys to your shared apartment and eventually close the door behind you and stand there panting and smiling with her hair all dark and stringy and her pale skin blushed at the cheeks and the tip of her nose
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OebqNsNRBtU]
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>>25251658
>you will never enter arena in WoTLK as 2s partners, her playing a mage and you a rogue, she opens on the warrior with a nova while you train the druid. after nova she polys the warrior, then she tells you in a soft voice that the warrior trinked, so you throw out a blind, finally downing the druid and getting +14 points and both /lol emotespamming the warrior as the game ends
