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>tfw it's christmas eve now and tomorrow every thing is freakin closed
>tfw can't get wendy's junior bacon cheeseburger and spicy chicken wrap
it's freakin hell and suffering T_T
get over yourself tubby
>select all images with salad
I wish you could've gotten this one OP, you needed a message
>want to spend future xmas's by myself
>nothing will be open
>>25252661
>it's christmas eve now
no, that was yesterday.
How do you find people with psychedelics? Been meaning to trip but its much harder to find some when out of high school and in the suburbs.
>>25252639
just order some from the dark web m80
>>25252639
Install tor and buy bitcoin order it from darknets.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs
>>25252686
is this difficult/risky to set up? i get paranoid about these kind of things but if its safe ill be open to it
>"Anon, whats the dating scene like for kids these days? Do people still go steady at your age? Is online dating really popular?"
I hate normies so fucking much.
So embarrassing
>>25252630
"I have no idea. I'm not interested in dating."
Who /virginbychoice/ here?
>been offered sex by girls throughout my life
>refuse for various reasons
>one I found out to be a methwhore
>another was just kinda loony and you know what they say, "Don't stick your dick in crazy!"
>another was had a kid and was a massive slut
I've never actively sought sex from a woman without her asking first. I always feel like I'd come of rapey if it doesn't happen naturally.
You guys going through anything similar?
Not a virgin, but I've passed up a lot of sex. Passing up sex is not unhealthy, but being so neurotic about sex that you deliberately avoid it or develop a complex about it is.
>>25252574
yay another normie thread that /r9k/ will take seriously
>>25252627
It's also been for religious purposes as well.
But I feel like I just can't bond correctly with today's women without having intercourse, so I'm over that now.
I just feel like as men, we shouldn't presume the stereotype that we have to take what we get.
We have a right to be picky, just like women do.
tfw went for a network administration but i can't handle the programming and maths here, and exams are in 2 weeks that i have like 0 chance of passing
anyone else a /dropout/ here? how is your life going? Thinking of just going to community college
>>25252532
>droped out of uni
>CS was too boring/hard
>did IT A+, got helpdesk job
>terrible
>decide to to CCNA
>shits hard, fail multiple times
>eventually pass
>use CCNA to get jnr network admin job
>mfw running cat5 and racking switches all day
>mfw don't even let me putty into prod switches
>dropped out of HS
>have made more than stemfags could by 35
Enjoy your debnts faggots bhaha
>>25252620
i live in a country where it's free if you're good enough to get it (literally everyone is, but i only got in barely for the free spot)
what do you do?
What do you think it's like to have a girlfriend?
>>25252528
Most likely good in having affection in the short term, but emotionally draining in the long term due to how much they would whine and bitch.
>>25252528
It's like being tied to someone.
And if they're miserable, you're going to be miserable as well.
Sometimes you have fun.
Sometimes you fuck.
How often the above things occur depends on the girl you're with.
I guess it must feel warm
>finish fapping
>delete browsing history
>>25252464
>not using incognito mode
Baseball bat man.JPG
>>25252464
>streaming porn
Why bother deleting it? No one but you will ever use your computer.
have you ever been rejected/mocked due to your height, /r9k/?
>>25252412
Only normalfags get rejected, robots don't play the normie game.
>>25252412
Yes by a guy named cucumber. He though I was the king of manlets. :'( There's no love for manlets like me, not even on Christmas.
Never. 5'9 is above average over here.
I've gotten mocked over everything else though.
Who else had this kind of Christmas?
How painful was it for you?
Not me, because I'm not autistic and can hold a simple conversation with my family members.
>>25252335
This year I realised that my entire family is a bunch of autists. They were extremely cringeworthy to be around but at least I was in familiar company.
>>25252387
Family of robots. Wish I had that.
So I was at Christmas today and literally everyone was talking shit about me right in front of my face using metaphors and shit. My dad mom and sister say I'm just paranoid, but for the life of me I know it was happening, what do you guys think? Should I just not go over there anymore?
That does sound paranoid.
That's called paranoia OP. If everyone but you thinks you're paranoid, you probably are.
Yeah, I've been there before.
Just 'cause you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Should I text her Merry Christmas?
Just go for it anon. You can always kill yourself later if she says no.
>>25252321
Hurry anon
>>25252321
It's a bit late for that now isn't it? I got a text on the morning of the 24th. It was perfectly timed so yours is gonna be way off.
>gender
>how often do you masturbate to orgasm?
>at what age did you start masturbating?
>female
>twice a day, but only through anal stimulation
>8
>>25252261
Male
Usually 2 or 3 times a week
15
m
once a day
13
A weak chin is literally the most subhuman disgusting trait you could have.
It's basically a physical signal that screams to women "STAY AWAY FROM ME! I COULDN'T BREATHE PROPERLY AS A CHILD DUE TO A SHIT-TIER IMMUNE SYSTEM OR UPBRINGING! I ALSO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HORMONES TO PRODUCE ADEQUATE BONE MASS"
I don't think it repels women because it tells them things, it repels women because it's just ugly as fuck.
>>25252276
everything about your face is a physical indicator to women about your genetic fitness
your jawline, chin, cheekbones, eyes, eyebrows, hair, teeth, nose, are instantly processed by women in mere microseconds as a snap-judgement of your biological worth
when we see a hot person, we know in a literal split-second. We're primed for this shit
Hair fuck?
Tick tock wagecuck!
How's that 50% increase in hourly wage during Christmas feel?
Even Mr. Shekelsberg thinks you;re pathetic for letting him bend u over like that.
>>25252126
>posting the wrong holiday pepe
c'mon lads, don't make us look bad in front of the wagies
>>25252126
I don't understand what you're saying here...
Only a couple more weeks before winter break is over and I'm back at those senior seminars, stressing 24/7 before commencement in May. I sure am excited
In light of the season, why not a good ole thread about shit that just depresses you?
I guess there is always something worse.
Might as well make myself a drink.
Anyone else a night owl?
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