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ITT: you post any questions you have about sex for other robots to discuss/answer
I asked in the last thread "what are some ways to get a girl wet in your experience?" and tried a couple. I found this list to really get her going
>manhandling
>lip biting
>pining their arms
>biting/kissing their neck
>biting kissing their ears
>inner thigh
>building anticipation before a kiss
any one found something else?
>inb4 chad thread
this is to stop your future qt3.14 gf from kukking you since you couldn't please her
How do I shave my pubes?
>>25249701
Do not compltetly shave them, bad idea trust me
Use a scisor for the most part and a bit of razor for the balls
Thats all
>>25249536
Lick her earlobes and ears.
Believe me it works
>Cucks are literally this pathetic
not even once
big kek
Cucks deserve death. I cannot think of a more shameful beta thing a man could ever do. Beta orbiters and euphoric gentlemen are above those faggots.
I just can't even. Just the thought of getting cucked makes me mad. An open relationship is means for termination of the relationship.
The pro-Russian attorney of the Republic of Crimea.
And absolute goddess that deserves some appreciation.
>>25249422
She's such a qt
>>25249422
Russian politics: all image, no substance.
>and the "clever ones" always buy it
>mfw anime is becoming real.
Do you feel like you deserve your lonely life?
Yes I have too many fuck ups.
>>25249369
oh yes I'm an asshole with just about everybody
No.
I didn't deserve to be born to drug addicts.
I didn't deserve to be diddled along with my siblings growing up because my mom would make us live with fucked up people.
I didn't deserve for my older sister to kill herself.
I didn't deserve to be denied from the military despite getting a perfect score on the entrance exam because I cut myself when I was younger after being abused.
I didn't deserve to end up with an untreatable mental illness from the abuse growing up.
I didn't deserve to be forced to go to an out of state school because my GPA was bad because of shitty home life despite getting high scores on all standardized tests and AP tests.
I didn't deserve to be forced to take a few years off school to gain residency in my school's state so I could afford it again.
I didn't deserve any of this. I would have rather not been born, but now that I'm alive I'm too afraid to suicide because I know there is nothing after this.
Maybe one day it will get better.
Robots who masturbate more than once a day:
How do you keep your dicks from getting sore, red and bruised up?
I masturbated twice yesterday and today my dick feels bad and the skin is all red
>>25249258
johnsons baby oil
>>25249258
You just do it
my cock is crimson at this point
>Everything's better, with some wine in the belly
What did he mean by this very original comment?
>>25249202
He meant that he's so dead inside that feeling an alcoholic beverage taking effect is finally making him feel something.
>>25249202
He was probably making a remark of his exquisite taste in fine beveridges. Very supreme
I wonder what Elliot would be doing right now if he hadn't gone through with the day of retribution
>grown man
>still plays with legos
>still plays videogames
>still watches anime
>still browses 4chan
Legos fucking suck now. Every single modern set is overpriced, uncreative, garbage. They don't even have cool architecture sets anymore, or Technic, or Bionicle.
Confession time, I love the smell of my own armpits.
I don't get sweaty, I just get stinky. I can shower thoroughly and right afterwards I still stink like I haven't washed in days.
When I lift up my arms to stretch...Oh God...My sweat smells so musky, it's almost intoxicating. I love to lick my armpits and taste my body odor in my mouth all day.
Who else /disgusting/ here?
>>25249173
Wow you need some friends .
jeez dude
>>25249173
I kinda like my own musk, but not that much. that's pretty odd, amigo
Hello robots.
I'm asking if I'm not being too unreasonable in expecting the detonation of a firework in my mouth to kill me? The last thing I want is to end up like those people who destroy half their face with a shotgun blast, but who are still very much alive.
I thank you all for any insight you can offer.
>>25249158
Kill Obama first, then KYS.
>>25249227
I don't really have much desire to kill Obama.
Sorry.
>>25249158
I was gonna say that wouldn't do shit to you except burn you, but this guy died: http://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Man-killed-when-firework-held-to-head-explodes-6355909.php
B-but all girls want a chad!!! :( :( :(
>>25249091
That's Changhad
STAY WHERE YOU ARE GOOK.
Put your hands up and step away from the qt!
>>25249119
*does a 360 and backs the fuck off!?*
i've been pretending to be a woman on okcupid and i just made a latino manlet drive 45 minutes to mcdonalds lmao
>>25249051
> latino manlet
Ok dude, we got it. you dont have to say it two times.
>>25249342
But I'm non-lation manlet;_;
Post screenshots
You're doing gods work, OP
why don't you get a milf gf, /r9k/?
>free haircuts
>experienced and have their lives together
>will give you unconditional love and attention
>will probably give you free food and housing
>let's you live your oedipal fantasies
>>25249045
Where do you find one like that? Most of them are probably far, far less attractive and just want to fuck you.
>free haircuts
What?
>experienced and have their lives together
If she has kids and is available then she doesn't have her life together
>>will give you unconditional love and attention
>implying
>will probably give you free food and housing
Source?
>let's you live your oedipal fantasies
I don't have any
>>25249101
Oh, I have no idea. I'm a NEET who lives in the middle of nowhere and doesn't have a car.
ITT: Comfy robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJsDGoO_ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0yORjjMo2E
>>25248771
what the hell is this? Completly fucked up shit
>>25248866
It's this spooki nigger
Steam is fucked edition
Anyone else confused to how Valve can't deal with this?
tfw all your favorites cam whores are offline
it sucks br0
>>25248678
>tfw xboxfag and not fucked yet
Post your favorite:
>Book
>Movie
>Album
>Video Game
I'll go first.
>Slaughterhouse-Five
>The Rules of the Game
>London Calling
>Banjo-Kazooie
El Tunel
Mulholland Drive
In Rainbows
Portal 2
Not so sure about favorite movie and album though
Book: The adventures of Tom Sawyer
Film: The Seventh Seal
Album: Brian Jonestown Massacre - Their Satanic majesties second request
Video Game: Bioshock
Not the ones i necessarily think are the best, but my favorite nonetheless
>Fahrenheit 451
>The Matrix
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven
>World of Warcraft: Cataclysm
>>25248549
>>25248622
Great album choices.
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