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What a beautiful, normal, Christian family. Do you guys seek to replicate this family's success?
>>25244558
>only 3 kids
No they're failures
>>25244574
This, they need at least 6 to make up for all the betas, hipsters and whores who aren't having kids.
No way in hell, the bitch is going to cheat and steal half of the betabux's shit in no time.
I pity him. Marriage sounds nice, but it hasn't existed in a long time. You can't have marriage if divorce is a possibility. Now that faggots can marry it's lost even more meaning.
What do you think the source of all your pain and suffering is?
ill take santa for 1k
>>25244555
My genetics
>>25244555
Normie society
Who here /scaredtojerkoffonchristmas/
>>25244549
THOU HAST PROFANED MINE SACRED DAY!
Already jerked it this morning before getting out of bed, and once at like, 12:30am. Why be scared, it's just another day.
>>25244967
It's the birthday of Jesus Christ, your lord and savior
>he spent his christmas day shit posting on a swahili stamp collecting board
It's actually a Botswanian goat herding forum, but okay.
>>25244525
That's a fucking normie pursuit.
i dont celebrate christmas. hunny bunny
Where do I find a nice girl who wants me to be loving and doting and smother her with attention 24/7? I don't want to have to fix my mental illness just to get married ;__;
Qualifications she needs
>able to love me
>able to accept me
>likes me being smothering and obsessive and clingy (BUT NOT ABUSIVE)
try hrder and better?
>>25244358
you're not a fucking puppy dude nobody wants to adopt (date) a person who's entirely dependant on them
just try fucking people for a while
>>25245415
Sex is icky. I'd take care of them too. Preferably we'd both be really dependent. I know that's unhealthy but it's what I want. I could try the uhh sex thing but um. It sounds traumatic. How does it even work? There's a girl that's really into me do I just ask her if I have sex with her? Like in the bathroom during our break or something? Lmao
>>25245354
I don't like to try because I don't want to inflict myself upon unsuspecting normies. But being upfront makes people go "oh...uhhhh...nevermind ha..ha" you know what I mean?
>orbit girl for a while
>She decides to give me a chance
>Make out some, too beta to make a further move
>She asks, and I stupidly admit I'm a virgin.
>She says she likes me, but doesn't want to be with a "first time guy"
>Thought I was shot down, she doesn't answer my calls for 2 days.
>Today, she gives me a text that she's getting me a "Christmas present", in the form of a friend of hers who does some under the table stuff, Ebbe.
>Which will "fix my experience problem"
Is this a trick? I mean, if your sort of gf gets you a hooker, it's ok to fuck her, right? And are you supposed to tip? If so, how much? She'll be over in about 3 hours, I don't have a lot of time to get ready.
>>25244325
Soooooooooooooooooo you're reverse cucking her.
Go for it you dumb shit,
>>25244409
Also, should I bring my own condoms or will she provide those?
And how hard can you thrust in them before they break?
>>25244431
Uhhhh prob bring the condoms just in case.
And if you get a good condom, it aint gonna break.
Why the fuck do white women age like shit?
>white women
>posts genetically inbred jewess
So I'm the only one who finds here low cheekbones extremely attractive?
This is Susan Sarandon.
She's 75.
WHAT THE -----FUCK------ DOES "RING TING TINGLING" MEAN
I HATE THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY
RING TING TINGALING
>Oh Chad, give me theRING TING TINGLING
>>25244231
It's an onomatopoeia.
It's the sound bells make, you fucking retard.
Merry Christmas robots!
I hope you find happiness in 2016 even if things seem harddon't kill yourself
>>25244196
Why do you care? Why did you make this thread
>>25244196
>don't kill yourself
Nah, fuck that OP, I'm going to kill myself tonight.
>things seem hard
Finding a job and getting a gf are more than just hard, they're impossible for some people like me. The world doesn't have a place for everyone.
>>25244230
Is not having a job or gf enough of a reason to end it all?
You know they used to say all the bad things were called 'black' like 'blackmail' and 'black cat' etc. Well what about 'white knight'
>>25244157
>'white knight'
White knight is bad because it's people trying too hard to be good. So the use of 'white' in itself is still something with good connotations.
Compare with 'bleeding heart liberal'. Also considered an insult, but it doesn't mean 'having a heart' is a bad thing. It means taking a good thing like having a heart too far is a bad thing.
back in black!! cut loose from the noose
White knight is used in an ironic mocking sense
My parents made me give them 75% of my money a couple months ago, when they knew they were going to be kicking me out soon, onto the streets.
So last night, I made the mistake of trying to convince them to give me my six dollars in change. For three drunken hours, I tried to get six dollars in change.
They're not giving it to me.
Have a Pepe.
why did they make you give up your money, anon?
>>25244168
Because the financial burden of raising a child apparently doesn't fall on the parents.
>>25244269
A..and you said "okay take it" ?
Th-th-thanks dad
HEY YOU
This is an amazing film, be greatful nigger
My dad got me spaceballs. God damnit that movie was my childhood.
Is Spurdo the only meme untouched by the putrid hands of normalfags?
He is a difficult meme to master
>uncle benis DDDDDD
>>25244066
gondola is the only meme that's worth anything to me anymore
once he's gone I will have nothing left
>>25244522
Would you be willing to share some of yours? I'm running low on fresh pics
Does foreveralone guy come from the same dimension as Wojack and Pepe? Why don't they befriend each other? Maybe someone can create OC.
foreveraloneguy is actually SSJ3 Wojak
>>25244011
No they can't be the same person. Forever Alone is much fatter.
I don't know why people think /r9k/ is some kind of holder of the meme lore book.
Most of these memes came from reddit, krautchan or /b/.
/r9k/ gas created nothing.
t. Canadian
Oh hey NEET-cuck, looks like you're all alone this Christmas, voluntarily avoiding all social contact with family.
I'm just here with my qt3.14 girlfriend playing Animal Crosisng next to me, while I do some programming for work. Earlier today we woke up and sat around the christmas tree in my aparrment, opening presents we got each other and the presents our families got us. Later we'll go to visit her family. Oh but tell me again how bad it is to be a normie wage-cuck.
>>25243873
this kills the neet
>>25243873
>Oh hey NEET-cuck, looks like you're all alone this Christmas, voluntarily avoiding all social contact with family.
I'm just here with my qt3.14 girlfriend playing Animal Crosisng next to me, while I do some programming for work. Earlier today we woke up and sat around the christmas tree in my aparrment, opening presents we got each other and the presents our families got us. Later we'll go to visit her family. Oh but tell me again how bad it is to be a normie wage-cuck.
Pic related, it's you Milton
>>25243873
>I'm just here with my qt3.14 girlfriend playing Animal Crosisng next to me, while I do some programming for work. Earlier today we woke up and sat around the christmas tree in my aparrment, opening presents we got each other and the presents our families got us. Later we'll go to visit her family
That sounds boring as fuck and really horrible.
