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Which fetishes would you outright refuse to participate in? Which ones would keep an open mind to?
Keep in mind that the perfect girl you want and need will probably have some messed up fetishes that you'll have to indulge in if you wanna keep her around.
>outright refuse
None.
There are a few that are well out of my preference-spectrum, but I would try anything once.I just want to experience sex with another human being
Stuff involving assorted bodily fluids and excretions is right out. Guro too. I also hate anal and oral sex. I probably have more limits but those are the only ones off the top of my head.
There's a lot of other stuff that I'd be willing to try. I've actually been able to try out every one of my fetishes that can be accomplished IRL, so I'm pretty happy with that and would be willing to try more with future partners as long as they didn't cross any lines with me.
>>27305305
>Which fetishes would you outright refuse to participate in?
Sex with anybody over the age of 13.
>be kissless virgin at 21
>my female friend invites me to a barbecue
>decide to go for the food
>at the barbecue one of her friends is a trap
>the trap is really qt, not fully passable but enough that I would smash
>start talking to "her", we get along great
>we like a lot of the same stuff
>get a little drunk
>be alone with the trap, start flirting with her
>said something like "I've never kissed anyone before"
>makeout with her, really enjoy it
>get ride home, sleep
>wake up conflicted that I enjoyed kissing a qt trap
>friend texts me later that day that the qt trap really likes me
>ohfuck.jpg
Should I do it robots? Should I acquire a trap gf? I like women, but traps are cute too. I fear that my friends, except for this female friend, will see me as gay. What's it like having a trap gf?
nigga that's gay as fuck
date her you retarded turbonormie
If you like her company, then go for it. Who cares what others think?
HEY GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY
i am going to fuck this rabbitoriginal
more qt rabbit pics pls op pls
>>27305257
HERE YOU GO IT'S NICE TO SEE ANOTHER RABBIT FAN
>tfw no qt trap bf to tease me
Why even live?
How do you feel about online trap bfs OP?
I'm single.
>>27305329
>trap
>bf
lol
nothing remotely boy-like about a trap
>>27305329
You wouldnt happen to have any pictures of yourself would you?
Hi, /r9k/.
What do you do when you're depressed?
post on robot9001
Distract myself
There's a reason my house is stupidly clean
>>27305091
Nothing
When I'm really depressed I cant even get up
If she offered, would you have a no-strings-attached, friend-with-benefits with a typical Stacy?
The kind where she would never tell anyone about you, but you could get sex out of it very regularly
>>27305025
Duh. Ofcourse. I even have someone in mind.
>get lured into lustful relationship
>kept hidden
>stacy will be hunting for chad and use you as human vibrator till he succeeds
terrible idea
youll get hooked on then dumbed in a heartbeat
>>27305025
I'd be her fuckbuddy, but FWB implies that it won't just be a booty call fuck and immediately return home
Neet for 2 years solid, is it over now?
why do they look so disgusting? also i see a gut starting to form.
Must be from all the semen and alcohol.
>>27305099
The one on the right is a top-tier bimbo-stacy
>>27304979
Tfw no bimbo slutfu
does anyone else have a fetish for overdeveloped giga tits?
or girls who have giant boobs?ive never been able.to get past this fetish and i was wondering whether there was anyone on here who had the same type of thing?
No never heard about a breast fetish in my life. What kind of degenerate are you?
bumping with more relevant content
>>27304953
>breast fetish
>specifically mentiones a certain type of fetish thats not just a general breast fetish
what type.of degenerate are you?
Why do women wear such tight pants everywhere? For working out I guess I could understand, but even then regular shorts would suffice. But they wear this shit all the time.
They know they look like complete whores right? Probably because they are
If they were whores you wouldn't be a virgin, faggot. Learn to appreciate the booty.
>>27305214
>Learn to appreciate the booty.
>>27304824
Attention and validation, basically women summed up. They do anything for some pervs and attention. It also makes girls look athletic and makes even girls with pancake asses look good.
What is the maximum age Chad can be before he can no longer be a Chad?
Seriously I want to know. Can a 30-year-old be a Chad? 35-year-old?
>>27304688
There is no max age, but if he becomes senile or incapicated, then he can't really stay a Chad.
Early 30s I'd say. After that is getting a bit too old.
Have you ever wanted to leave the NEET, hikikomori life? Well I did, so I thought I'd tell you how it worked out:
Last year I used to be a skelly gamer weeb. I never left the house, would watch 2-3 anime a week, read tons of manga and play hundreds of hours of vidya.
At some point, I got sick of being skelly and decided to get fit. I bought a pull up bar and did pull-ups, chin ups, push ups and squats every single day. Also started eating more.
At the end of the year, I made a decision to stop playing vidya and stop with anime and manga. I now bought a guitar to occupy the time and played 3+- hours every day.
At the beginning of this year my mother helped me get a job. It is 3 days a week for a decent amount of pay. It also requires a lot of social interaction so it started to normify me somewhat.
So now, how do I feel about turning my life around? The truth is that I felt great at first but the depression comes back within a month. Whenever I'm at work I legitimately want to kill myself. I just want to be back in my room playing vidya or watching.
When I think about it, it wasn't worth it. I started gaming again today and have been playing my guitar less and less. I also stopped being fit because face is all that matters anyway. Without escapism life becomes absolutely miserable for me.
I am continuing at my job for now but I'm saving nearly everything I earn. As soon as I have enough cash I'll quit and go full hikikomori again - this time probably for good. Real life is overrated.
>>27304662
> Have you ever wanted to leave the NEET, hikikomori life?
My only regret is that I still have contacts with awful people
I've made progress towards a better life, but it just adds an extra "why is my life better but my mind still depressed" feel to the pile
>>27304662
>Have you ever wanted to leave life?
FTFYAll the time
Where do you stand fellow robots?
>>27304598
Sjw normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27304598
Somewhere there
>>27304620
That is offensive.
>be me
>decide to see The Force Awakens in theater again
>book my ticket for an autism friendly screening because a friend who works at the cinema said they're always empty
>excited af to finally watch the film on my own
>sit in center seat, nobody has come in
>might even fap
>everyone thinks i'm autistic anyway so if I got cauht on CCTV or something, I could just sperg out and leave
>previews about to finish when some autist and his carer come in
>think it will be fine, they'll go sit in the back or some shit
>the guy comes right up to me and sits down
>"hey buddy, this is going to be awesome"
>carer notices that i'm alone and offers to look after me too
>she sits the opposite side to me
>for the first 30 minutes I have to hear the kid talk about Star Wars trivia
>action starts kicking up a bit and he's making "whoa woweeee hahaaa zoooooOOOooop" noises all the time
>canthandlethis.wav
>say i'm going to toilet
>carer wants to take me but can't leave her actually autistic guy
>sneak back into screening and take a seat on the back row
>it's fapping time
>bout to bust when the carer fucking sees me
>these autism screenings have low level lights on so i wasn't exactly hidden
>can't stop the train now
>bust all over the seat in front of me
>carer tells me off but isn't totally in shock
>she makes me sit back with the autistic guy while she cleans my jizz up
>a certain character dies and the autistic kid start crying his eyes out
>carer comes rushing to console him with her jizz stained hands
>autist is mad that i'm not more upset and starts hitting me
>he's actually fucking buff
>dude makes my nose bleed
>carer used all her tissues to clean my cum
>sit in silence with bloody nose for rest of the movie
>MFW carer tells me to never go in public without professional assistance and gives me her number
>MFW I out tarded the retard
Was she hot though? And what part did you cum to, the scene while they're planting the bombs on the support beams?
>>27304566
the bit when Han and Finn see Rey climbing around the base. that's just before the bomb part, right?
she was kinda hot, but in like a weirdly attractive teacher way
>>27304587
>weirdly
I can shoot skeet to "teacher kind of way" alone.
You should call her up and have her handle you. It could end up being amazing if you play you cards poorly and like someone with ASD
I miss the emo subculture tbqh
>>27304180
I miss the music too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4GQhE3Ds58
I just miss the cute girls OP
>>27304180
I miss punching emos in the face at hardcore shows
>tfw your 12 year old sister walked on you jerking off to trannies
>>27304176
Pack it in I guess.
>>27304176
>she walked on you
That's kinda hot
>>27304176
Well you are as good as dead OP
If you had a GF none of this would happen
