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What's your favorite movie about failure?
>>27311933
oh wow, requiem for a dream, my fav movie. definitely 10/10. even tho i never took any drugs whatsoever. also trainspotting, kids, basketball diaries, machinist. would appreciate more suggestions similar to requiem for a dream - depression, nullness (?), routine, bad/fatal/tragic ending. preferably related with reality, no fantasy-tier elves
>>27312151
Bad Lieutenant
>>27312187
doesnt sound and look that appealing, but i will look in to it. also i remembered i have seen movie called "melancholia". i believe it was released in 2011. quite boring, especially in the beggining also had plot of apocalypsis (which is of course shit for me) but atleast in the middle of a movie a true melancholia character was shown, i was really impressed how well it depicted me.
>be in first grade
>all your classmates hate your guts
>classmates think up a plan
>during recess, someone walks up to you and asks it you wanna play hide and seek
>think someone finally likes you
>idontthinkso.jpeg
>happily agree
>people gather in a group
>dude says we have to play in the parking lot
>going on the parking lot is against school rules
>go along anyways not wanting to be rude
>im the seeker
>begin counting to 100
>other kids run off to the playground
>finish counting
>begin to search the parking lot
>other kids tell all teachers in in the parking lot
>one kid even tells out "look everybody! Anon is in the parking lot!"
>everybody is now staring at me
>regret.jpeg
>teachers come over extremely pissed
>ask me what I was doing
>say playing hide and seek
>teachers think im insane
>begin to cry
>the entire third grade starts to laugh at me
>get suspended and lose recess privalages for the rest of the year
>other kids don't get in trouble because they weren't tattling, they were 'heroically stopping me from getting hurt'
Elementary school was a bitch
>other kids tell the teachers in in the parking lot
*I'm in
This is how school shooters are born chum
>>27311814
i love this place
you people make me feel like so much less of a failure
>tfw i'm an introverted, ugly fembot KV with no friends does anyone else know this f-.. Wait hold on...
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>Chad just asked me out!
>>27311671
Solid post OP
Roasties can't be robots
I wish this meme would die already
Women can't be robots.
The very fact that every single 'fembot' is also an attentionwhore is proof of them.
>>27311759
I am everything you just described and a 22 khv. W-when does my Chad arrive?
Not even an Asian nerd with no friends I find cute as fuck wants to date me. Now that I think of it, I guess I've been orbiting him for two years considering all the shit I go out of my way to do for him so he'll notice me.
How do you get and older woman/mommy.
I'm really only attracted to milfs but most don't see me even as an option. They say I'm too young or that they're old enough to be my mom. The ones who do flirt back just do it in good fun, but don't take it seriously.
I'm a 19 blackbot, body of a 17 year old. How do I fuck milfs age 30-45?
Too young to go to bars, but I work at a bar (as barhand /drink runner) so it should be a bit easier.
Dating sites.
Older women aren't that forward as younger girls. But they still want the same thing.
I was texting a 43 year old for ages, eventually worked into the conversation that I jerked it to the selfies she had sent me, next thing I'm balls deep living the milf dream.
She would come round, pay for everything and let me smash.
I've moved away now, but we still text and she tells me I can message her any time I want to jerk off and she talks dirty with me.
It's fucking ideal.
Does anyone here have experience bagging milfs? They don't have to be superhot either. I just want to fuck an experienced milf!
>>27311515
Any sites you recommend that actually work?
Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex yet is because you don't want to.
Society makes it easier by the day
>ywn be teased by a group of lewd teenage girls
>>27311402
>tinder doesn't work on every phone
>I don't have a working computer to use an emulator
What else is there really?
>>27311402
>daily reminder that if you're not rich it's because you don't want to. Society makes it easier by the day
This is how you sound. You should read some Houellebecq to get through your sick skull why what you are saying is pure garbage.
How many of you have stolen something before?
Your country.
How often do you do it?
What do you steal and how?
Usa. Me and my brother little minecraft figures from Wal-Mart once. They were no bigger than a penny but cost fucking $10 each. We took them just because they were overpriced. I got a red sheep and he got a horse.
>>27311372
I used to shoplift books, mostly philosophy/politics books that disagreed with but still wanted to get their side of the story - but wouldn't pay money for them.
Other than that, nothing serious. I think I stole a plastic dinosaur toy when I was a kid from a shitty toy store, and I would follow my mother's example of eating shit right off the grocery shelves for 5 cent candies. She's probably stolen more things than I have, she stole a magazine from the drugstore just last week
Oh, but I constantly torrent music and movies and TV shows :DDD
Uk fag here, I used to steal shit from supermarkets all the time when I was poor and struggling with rent. Done it for almost 6 months at least twice a week and never got caught.
>there are people who still oppose socialism
It's working in the Nordic countries. What's your excuse now?
>>27311244
Sweden is white. They don't have welfare moochers.
>>27311244
>there are people who still support socialism
It's not working in the Nordic countries. What's your excuse now?
>>27311280
>not working in the Nordic countries
What an idiot.
"stop looking im just naturally working out, this is how to use this machine"
does anyone think this is genuinely attractive?
>>27311192
Twerking is abomination and not attractive.
>>27311192
Niggers, Brazilians, and Baboons.
/r9k/ is officially dead.
Beta numale orbiters arguing over two underage attention whores (Eliza and Erica)
Chads and Stacey's posting about "muh ex", or " when did you lose your virginity?".
Multiple femanon threads per day, each one getting many replies. Femanons always talk about their many ex bfs.
Annoying betas complaining about their oneitis or whatever day in and day out, even though they should be red pilled by now
Real robot threads are in the MINORITY. What do we do? I want to talk about my feels with fellow robots but I can't even have a stimulating conversation in this low IQ normie infested shithole
the reddt exodus ruined this place, can't even write back to reddt anymore.
Go to wizard chan with your kind and quit bitching here. R9k was never meant for "wizards" and "robots".
>>27311097
>it was meant for soliciting and pay whoring
Kek
Considering where your life is right now, what's your "good end"?
Describe it in detail
>>27311024
a slow death
I get my degree, get a decent paying job, and get a modest home where I can waste away my time by trying as many drugs as possible before I get sick of living and exit mask myself the fuck out of here.
Get a better job so I can afford a moderately sized house and live alone for the rest of my life.
>"How was your Monday, Anon? Oh ok I guess. I'm real tired though, I didn't get much sleep last night. No no, it's not your fault. In fact I doubt I'd have gotten any sleep at all if you weren't with me. But I'm probably going to take a bath and then listen to some music in bed for a while until I get sleepy if you don't mind. If you want to, I mean if you're feeling tired too maybe you could join me? I like the music you introduce me too, it always makes me so relaxed and comfortable."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rqgwIEAu8Y ]
>"Oh look, there are two empty seats a little further on. Do you mind if I sit by the window Anon? Thanks. Hey I made some sandwiches and stuff if we get hungry. You know I'm really excited to see your hometown Anon. I hope the weather stays like this, not too bright but warm enough to for a long walk without catching a cold. Thanks again for inviting me to meet your parents Anon, I hope I make a good impression!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA ]
>"Bark bark bark, ruff bark awoo. Bark bark awoo ruff? Ruff bark."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1nDafqdH9o ]
>"Oh and there's my dad. See the guy with the striped jumper. There! See him. Oh that's my uncle. My mother's brother. Oh no! Gosh look at what I'm wearing. Jeez I should have watched through this before letting you see! Hey Anon are you sure you want to keep watching? I know watching somebody else's home movies must be pretty boring for you. Are you sure? Huh? Oh that's my aunt Margaret, the one who has cancer. She was so beautiful when she was younger. She's changed so much over the years. Agh there's me again!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM ]
Stay FUCKING jelly, poorfags.
Enjoy the commoner's swill that is pressed / slow dripped coffee, or even... *chortle* instant if you're the lowest of the low. Not pictured, the full 25 pods on the backside of the holder (including some Blonde roasts), as well as the 3 unopened boxes and 1 almost full box in my pantry. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a delightful French Roast to savor.
>>27310846
>French roast
Meme coffee
>>27310846
> calls me a poorfag
>drinks that swill and brags about it.
>>27310846
>no dark roast espresso
Kys
ITT: We post our original anime ideas
>a starship exploring the galaxy for new life forms
>all the crew members are lolis
>they find a planet that supports life
>it might be more inhabitable than earth even
>all the life forms on the planet are green lolis
>they communicate through pressing mouths together
>the lolis make out with each other to talk communicate with the inhabitants of the planet
>eventually they learn that another nation of lolis has already made contact with the planet
>the new nation arrives aboard a new starship
>they beam down to the planet
>the lolis make out with the new crew, rolling around on the ground and taking off their clothes
>they explore each others bodies in a pure and innocent way
>eventually a peace deal is brokered through tongue kissing
>all parties are satisfied
>the ships leave
>roll credits
Pretty good, eh?
>>27310676
Fucking brilliant, OP
I eagerly await to see "LESBIAN LOLIS IN SPACE" in animated form
>>27310676
>no goals, troubles to overcome, no antagonists
Add something like that and it's golden. And by golden I mean great to sell merch with but ultimately a trash show for virgins to watch.
nice try but like I'd give away my best idea for free
>be femanon
>tfw will never live in 90s Japan
>will never have a 90s Japanese bf
I hate this feel
>tfw male anon
>tfw will never live in objectively superior 80s Japan
Ugly shitskin monkey.
T. Another ugly shitskin monkey
>>27310688
Don't be so hard on yourself. Shit skin monkeys are cute bf material.
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>>27310537
SHEEEEEEEE SAAAAAIDDDDDD
OH BABY I FEEL DOWN
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT TURNS ME OFF
WHEN I FEEL OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE RIGHT THING
BUT ACT THE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WAY
