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small dick thread?
>>27323833
i encourage this thread
tiny cocks are fun to play with and suck
>>27323833
>tfw 5" at most
I'm not even sure how this is possible--did you just dip it in freezing water or something
Aight /r9k/, this is my first post here and I feel really dirty.
>last Friday night
>grill I like calls me, easily 9/10
>says she needs to leave home for a couple of hours
>I consider myself less autistic than most so I go pick her up, we leave
>go get ice cream
>parking meter grace period runs out, "shit grill we better go"
>"no I don't wanna go home just yet, anon"
>can't afford the jew-tier parking fees, so I take her to the local lookout on a mountain
>pretty views of the city, very romantic
>she gets close to me
>real close, we're touching
>no one else around, theyre all out clubbing
>"i'm reaaalllyy cold, anon"
>I back away
>look her dead in the eyes
>"it's not cold grill."
>what the fuck have i done
>"can we go home now?"
>take her home, she says bye really despondently
>cry myself to sleep
What the fuck is wrong with me? Do I belong here? Have I begun a slide into supreme autism?
>>27323775
Are you a retard m8
I cant understand how you autists act this way
>>27323974
I've always looked down on this place, always. This was like 4 days ago and I still can't understand how I fucking did this. I've liked this girl for ages too.
>>27323775
Ouch. You fucked up.
Who /beanie/ here?
It's called a tuque you fucking yanks
>>27323786
Get out maple nigger
>>27323763
Enjoy your permanent follicle death.
How does one get a gf? Do you just start talking to some random girl out of the blue? Please leave attractiveness out of it
Why are you on /r9k/ looking for how to get a gf?
>>27323599
>talk to gril
>don't just walk up to her on the street or something like that, only experienced and social people can pull that off without looking like a creep
>talk to her a few times and get to know her
>when you think it's going well kiss her
It's all pretty self explanatory from that point on
>>27323599
I mean that's what I did to one girl and we became friends, ate lunch and breakfast with eachother on occasion. Never progressed past that because she doesn't like me, which kind of sucked. Also creeped her out by touching her hair and now she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
On a scale of 1-10 how depressing do you think this board is?
makes me laugh not depressed.
Think about it.
Because it might be.
>>27323518
I left this board a bit before Christmas and had a good three months where I was good for the most part. Then I came back here like two weeks ago and have been on a downward spiral ever since. I have dried tears in the corners of my eyes.
Which "-punk" subculture do you fit into?
Cyberpunk here.
autismpunk here
>>27323517
I guess cyberpunk works for me though I prefer more retro future.
Lolipunk.
We finish the anon above us's joke
ill start
so a roastie walks into a bar
gets fucking raped and spit on
anon walks into a bar
>>27323398
And dies
So a bar walks into a bar
>>27323411
Creates singularity, destroys the universe.
So a Chad walks into a bar
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1128712
Why aren't you looking around for prime cuteboy pussy?
Because 99% of them are bigger sluts than women and/or have mental issues.
>>27323288
>Why aren't you looking around for prime cuteboy pussy?
Because they only want chad.
70% of the people on that damn map are also tops. I want to fuck, not get fucked goddammit.
>go to girl's room
>she owns lots of movies and games
>spot 300
>point at it and say "oh you have 300?"
>she goes "oh yeah!"
>say "this is madness!"
>she gives me a strange look
>whatever
>spot SNES and the original Street Fighter II
>almost orgasm
>point at it and go "wow that's really cool"
>she says she loves her SNES
>tell her I main Cammy
>huh? what?
>go home
don't leave your rooms it's all a big scam
>>27322730
>maining cammy
Holy fuck you're a faggot
>>27322788
You know I would have totally accepted that reaction
Just any reaction
Any indication that her stuff is not just decoration
>>27322946
It's there so nerdy chad can compliment her.
Women are a scam.
>ugly fembots have created a skype group exclusively for ugly fembots
>they won't let any of us ugly robots in
>they won't be our gfs
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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don't worry they are all traps
>>27322375
is that suppose to make me feel better?
>>27322404
yes why would you want to be a faggot
>cute girl I know somehow gets the impression that I am a homosexual bernie sanders supporter
>keeps linking me LGBTQ memes and bernie infographs
>don't have the heart to tell her that I am actually a Trump supporting Ubermensch that just wants to see all of the jews gone
What am I supposed to do, /r9k/?
>make a new social media
>refriend everyone but her
>>27322088
just post an anime girl with a maga hat and it will be clear
>>27322088
Redpill her
Will the American two-party system ever die?
>we actually get to have the rest of the world laugh at us as we pick between Trump and a Clinton
Part of me wants to say that you can't be a robot if you aren't American, because you've never been cucked this bad by your own voting population
>>27322025
Along with the rise of Trump we may see a third party emerge, though surely not by this name: authoritarian.
http://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11127424/trump-authoritarianism
A two party system would work better if American voters weren't complete retards
>>27322025
Vote trump then impeach him
It's that ez
How do I have fun in this game again? When I was younger it was all I thought about and would skip school just to play it all day, but now I find myself forcing myself to play it just because I want to it to be fun again.
>>27321939
Play vanilla nigger.
>>27321939
You don't. You can never go back. I'm sorry.
>>27321939
I feel this way about my first real MMO, Rift.
The worst part is, it was good until f2p, which was only a few years ago I think? It killed itself and I cant go back.
I just want to go back. But its all gone..
If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this
Mog or be mogged
Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged
Mog or be mogged
I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart
The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that
Again no1 rule of life mog or be mugged, everything else is cope.
Your genetics determine the potential of your life
*tips smelly fedora*
What the fuck is mogging?
>>27321493
Dominated by display of greater SMV by another man
Who /disgusted by sex/ here?
I haven't masturbated to the actual idea of sex in 3 or 4 years. I masturbate exclusively to handjobs and pitjobs.
Is there a reason I am like this? Any other robots like this?
ur genetics know ur shit and dont want u reproducing
>>27321506
That's actually not a bad theory but I wouldn't consider myself to have bad genetics.
Im on day 3 of NOFAP
I went on my free cams because i got horny
was watching some chick dancing topless
guys i chat room said take off your shorts
girl said she was on her period so shorts stay on
then i lost all horniness
