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>that guy who posts a picture of a girl's tits, ass, or pictures of girls in general with his thread to try to get it more attention, but it turns to shit because people only come for sauce on the picture
I am that guy.
Pleased to meet you, OP.
>>27329767
>that guy who crops a rare doujin and never gives sauce
I want to fuck him up t b h
>>27329798
why don't you just post a fucking proper image that relates to the content of your post in some way?
Tell me about your parents, anon.
>>27329734
Father a cyborg, mother a robot.
Mom is a full on sjw and constantly gave me talks about white privilege and third wave feminism. She gave me the "don't rape talk" and never gave me the actual birds and bees talk
Dad has anger issues and used to hit me quite a lot. He's 60 and married my mom after his ex wife bailed on him and his kids. One of those kids is around 34 and in jail for armed robbery and the other is a 40 y/o woman who has never had a bf and just lives with her cat. He's also basically my mom's bitch and is subservient in every action and conversation they have. I feel like this annoys him and he just snaps and takes it out on me and my brother. Needless to say I've never looked up to him nor anyone else as a father figure
After the divorce i stayed with my mom and older brother. Mama always had it pretty rough and she gave up everything for the sake of other. she's just going through another divorce but she's pretty happy about as it seems. i move back to my mom to support her financially. My father is a pretty cool dude, but he was pretty violent and harsh while he still lived with us. I have still a lot of contact to him and we enjoy a few beers from time to time.
>"Being good socially is a skill like any other. You just have to learn and practice!"
>ask them a question like when do I talk, or how do I know if they're getting upset
>"lol man you just have to feel it."
Why do normies always have to be so vague with these things?
See, this is why video games are much easier and more preferable than being social. There are specific rules and techniques you learn.
>>27329490
Well,you have to feel it,it's spontaneous and it doesn't follow any rules.
But it's true.
At first, just try to observe people conversing. Then adapt to the conversation while interjecting your own personality and trying to mesh with theirs.
Most of the times, they won't blend, but other times, they will match perfectly. This way, you can adopt some of there traits while they take on yours.
If they don't mesh, just try to be nice and slowly weed yourself out.
>>27329515
If it doesn't follow any rules, then certainly I can just genuinely be myself and make friends, but that doesn't work at all.
I can't believe you wagecucks even defend your slavery. Meanwhile I'm getting neetbucks that just stay in my bank account because live with parents.
>tfw steadily getting rich from the wagecucks' slavery
>>27329477
Thisis an effective way to get rich.
>>27329477
>those jpg artifacts
>I feel better for doing something
>I feel better for being a slave to Mr.Shekestienberg
>I feel better because I'm not at home doing nothing
Sex worker here, AMA
Your face is fucking hideous. Why are you making that face? Do you think you look cute like that?
I'd rather stare at your cat's asshole than look at your stupid face Jesus Christ.
Who is this ugly cunt, I keep seeing this photo
>Wow Chad you were 13? You're such a stud haha
>When did you lose your virginity Anon?
i was 15
Is that nepgears outfit
24, u mad?>tfw gone years without it again
Hey /r9k/, why haven't you started a YouTube channel?
https://youtu.be/kxim2RSDZiw
I've made a thread for my last video release, I linked fellow robots and got some criticism and tips, meme comments, ect on my new video. This board is generally friendly about giving you good support and contributing to the fun.
Basically, most of us are locked up all day doing a whole lot of nothing, and starting a small channel and making some fun videos is actually really rewarding. I recommend making some silly videos in your free time, then sharing them with your robot pals.
In the absence of 'gf' and 'friends' you can join a club of small memers and have some fun on the world wide NET. I'd really like to start a small community of sorts where we feed off of each other's tumorous vibes.
>what kind of videos would you make
>what kind of channels would you watch
>rate other's content
>share small channels
>brainstorm and discuss
>get comfy
/shutinyoutubegeneral/ I guess.
Probabaly a weed smoking/longplay channel with no face cam... but theres so many faggots doing that already. Id be just like everyone else but with memes and nice bongs.
>>27329095
What steps do you need to take in order to start a channel like that? The WEED factor would be really redundant without a facecam. I'd also recommend playing older, trippy games- ps2 era. Make your channel a comfy loner stoner zone..r.
Good idea, but you really have to make your channel stand out.
Maybe we can start a community of robots on zippcast.com its literally early 2007 YT
Dubs decide what food I order and how much I should tip
>>27328994
Any ghetto restaurant and as you finish your order look the cashier in the face and say you wont tip
Order the most expensive thing and tip 75 bucks.
>>27329036
>order
>cashier
Retard
Anyone else finally accepted that they will never have a relationship or love and that we will live alone till the day we die
>>27328985
yeah its ok though i 'feel lonely when im around people more popular than me.
>>27328985
It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things.
yes actually I'm planning to meet with an escort to at least stop being a khhv but considering all the false rape crap that's trendy these days, I'm gonna wait a year or two and hope the trend dies by then.
>tfw big forehead
Literally the worst feature a guy can have
your mom's vagina must have been really tight to squish your head like that
>tfw when no tight vaginaed mom
I feel you my big headed friend
>>27329431
Shight wrong photo
Does anybody else here want a kid?
My girlfriend tells me to cum inside her every time we have sex, and I really want to, but I always pull out because we're only in our early twenties and I want to enjoy being childless for a while.
On the other hand, my life is kind of dull and I feel that having a kid would change that. I could be terribly wrong, though.
Anyone else want a kid? Is it even a possibility for you?
>>27328835
Get her to get the coil, problem solved
>>27328835
>My girlfriend
stopped reading there
>>27328835
>pull out
You can still knock her up you dingus. Unless one of you is actually using some kind of birth control, precum contains sperm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJjZ4ZU5f-g
This got a trillion views on fb. Most of the comments are form women.
> "dis was so beautiful. I subconsciously approve of beta faggots surrendering their resources, time and labor for the sake of womenkind. So inspiring!"
Imagine the bloody misogyny drama if it was a woman making these sacrifices.
I'm nice to roasties because one day one of them will see me for the decent but lonely person that I am.
>>27328674
Psst anon-kun.
>>27328559
I wouldn't mind so much if women would just stop being so disgusted of me when I'm nice to them.
Have to meet with my professor today, and "I browsed r9k and considered committing suicide with a boxcutter" probably isn't going to cut it. Any ideas?
Getting fucked really hard while browsing internet just maybe?
>>27328491
Nigger, say you were sick. Or that your girlfriend broke up with you and you were heartbroken. Or that you had a family emergency. He doesn't care too much to bother, most of the time.
>>27328491
Say you were out helping the less fortunate and that he/she should check their privilege.
>r9k overrun with shitty /soc/ cunts, porn spammers, bindis, ledditors and tripfaggots
>wizchan too bitter, moves too slowly
There's nowhere left for us, is there?
Do what the betas of the past did and live vicarious through books, gradually transition from mainly being on the internet to mainly reading.
Nope. We either make our place here or move on.. the internet is worsening by the year
> There's nowhere left for us, is there?
Us what? I miss /r9k/ when it wasn't about self pitying autism.
>"Good morning, what do you want for breakfast Anon?"
>>27328232
I'll be eating your asshole this morning :^)
>>27328232
That booty with a side of tiddies
>>27328232
Your fucking liver.
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