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>mommy started bugging me about getting a job again
>apply to a bunch of jobs I know I won't get
A true work of NEET genius.
>>27343620
how old are you OP? my parents gave up on me getting job/future when i turned 25
i'm 31 and still livin that NEET lifestyle like a king
>>27343620
>>27344043
You both have my deepest sympathy, truly.
>>27343729
lmao
Hi robots, I recently inherited 16 million from my aunt in the EU. Any suggestions on how I should manage/invest it? I've literally never had more then 10k at one time.
>>27343509
Buy a house, then smkoe wewd everyday
you're a lucky man, i'd post on personal finance on reddit you'll get some far better advice on there
Give me 15 million and I can give you double back in a day
I am a 24 year old female and tomorrow I am going on my first ever date
how do I not blow this?
>>27343388
Be interesting. And funny. Also don't be dumb.
pay for your half
I don't know much about normal dating (most of my shit took place at either my or her apartment) but for the most part, chill and have fun with it. If a conversation flows smoothly between you two then you shouldn't be too terribly bored or awkward.
Anyone else headed to Modest Mouse's melbourne show tonight? I'd like to feel the feels with another robot.
bombpo
i'm in melbourne, but not planning to go
tickets still available? if so how much?
You're not a robot if you are leaving the house to go to that normalfag event.
I'm about to go on a trip to Arkansas from Georgia with my mom. What should I do in the car?
>>27343212
Watch the scenery and enjoy the country. Once you hit the state line it's all downhill from there.
>>27343235
Oh jeez which state line? We are going the Tennessee route.
>>27343212
Actively celebrate the fact that you live in a world in which the printing press has been invented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
who here /fat but losing weight fast?/
>tfw on crash diet
>tfw eating 500> calories a day
>running a mile every day
>considering going vegetarian
>>27343150
dunno how fat you are but be careful with the running. Running is extremely hard on joints of overweight people.
>>27343150
How do you stay motivated?
>>27343221
my progress. they say nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels. Even though I'm not there yet, when I look in the mirror and see my love handles shrinking or see how my strong jawline is actually noticeable now it motivates me.
alright, what food should I buy from amazon? this is what i've got so far. I have $270 sitting on my amazon account and want to get rid of it.
fucking bumping this is important assholes
>>27342995
>Almost $100 in garbage food
How about you save the money like a sensible person instead of buying unhealthy shit?
Buy stuff that will last for a long time, anon. See if there's like a big ass pack of cashews or something.
>>27343256
This is what everyone that can't cook eats, anon. It isn't their fault.
Female chef, hammered drunk on the way home. Bf picking me up half way
Ama
oh look another attention whore WITH a bf to boot.
>>27342756
Don't be mad. I've got my own social b's to deal with and I've been round these parts for ages.
>>27342789
Can i be your sexual bf?
www.maritimesales.com
i didn't realize ships were this reasonably priced, who wants to chip in? we can pool our neetbux and sail around the world like modern day pirates, but not breaking the law.
>>27342530
>www.maritimesales.com
>i didn't realize ships were this reasonably priced, who wants to chip in? we can pool our neetbux and sail around the world like modern day pirates, but not breaking the law.
>Sail around the world like modern day pirates
This idea interests me greatly because my life is shit and I might as well become a sailor but If I did chip in what are the chances of this actually happening
Like how would we fund our journeys
And how would we split the ownership of the boat
Operating a ship is incredibly expensive, not to mention really difficult if you don't know what you're doing.
Also, the sea is not cozy. The sea is cruel and evil. The sea wants to kill you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epBk6Y6975k
>>27343359
Yes, I've heard that after a ship is 5 years old, it costs 20% of the total cost of the ship every year just in maintenance.
I've been staring at the ceiling for 3 hours and I have class at 8am tomorrow. This fucking insomnia has been going on for months ever since I stopped drinking.
Please help
>>27342266
it's called benadryl
been there a few times, the cosmos of sadness
Carbs, and lots of em. French cries, shataburger, etc vatever, just eat a very carby meal and you should start getting drowsy about an hour later.
>not being married / having started dating your future wife by the age of 22
How does it feel knowing you missed out on your wife during her prime years, while other dudes enjoyed that?
If you start dating when you're both 23 or older, you missed out on her optimal youth and beauty and are only settling for less. kek.
>I'll just marry a hot young chick when I'm older
only rich Chads can pull that off and you're not one of them.
>26 NEET on my way to wizard
I wonder what I'll do with my magic powers
>>27342213
Why in hell would anyone marry a woman? What is there to be gained?
>>27342213
>you can only marry a woman the same age as you
The best age to get married as a man is in your 30's. A woman MUST get married in their 20's.
I'm an Australian NEET with depression and anxiety.
Ask me questions and I will answer them.
Make it interesting.
So am l to be honest
when people tell you to turn that frown upside down, are they telling you to smile, or to frown?
>>27342131
Im also that thing
whats your favorite type of cake
Shitty uni thread
>>27342077
Jesus Christ stop shitting up all these boards with your attention whoring bullshit.
You're doing the equivalent of shitposting all over Facebook with OMG I'M SO FAT DDDD; for likes
Either that or not getting into Oxford or whatever has derailed your life.
You're just reflecting badly on your school.
>>27342272
I DONTCARE IF I REFLECT BADLY, fuck kcl its shity
>>27342272
>Either that or not getting into Oxford or whatever has derailed your life.
I don;t hold it against him. Not be able to attend a good school has bothered me for years.
No robots
No normies
Tell me how your day went. Or maybe what you're currently feeling.
Me
>Smoked some weed with a old high school friend of mine
>Feeling kinda sad that I never had the guts to ask any girl that caught my attention.
>>27342069
>put myself into social isolation because it was necessary
>2 days of this
>already feel more lonely than usual
>at least I have 4chan and twitch amirite
>>27342069
>best friend from hs contacts me and invites me to do shit
>ignore the texts and pretend i was asleep
>tfw too fucking autistic to want to go out
Gotta write a summary of the first 12 chapters of Frankenstein for a group discussion tomorrow. I haven't actually read them. Got a ton of missing work. Fuck senior year. College is gonna kick my ass.
people on r9k
>height is only made to look like a big deal on r9k
real life
>Bullied by fucking freshmen and i'm a senior
sometimes i wish i could murder the people who say this.
>>27341963
Why not murder the bullies?
People that are weak and would have otherwise been eaten by wolves get to survive because of society. Wanting to harm the weak is uncivil savage mentality and it should be eradicated. You're in need of death anon.
>>27341963
Have you tried offering them sex or sucking them off?
They're teenage boys, so it's probably mostly pent up sexual frustration. Just make them cum, op.
>>27342099
you're really funny anon, you should consider
being a comedian.
