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crazy girls are the best girls
>>27350254
Not really.
Met a crazy/disturbed one on OKC. Had a link to her youtube channel talking about her mental illnesses and a playthough of Sims 3 or 4 where she recreated the twilight family.
Fuck that noise
>>27350282
that's only a 3/10 on the crazy scale
not impressed
>>27350296
would hair cut up with blunt scissors up the scale?
Or what about one that had in her profile, that she's looking for a bull to cuck her boyfriend?
>tfw you like a MtF transsexual but you're too ashamed to ask them out
>>27350183
the fact that you can still feel shame is good
>>27350183
>tfw after twenty six years on this planet I've yet to ask any other human out on a date
You can't make this up.
>>27350209
Same here senpai.
>>27350183
Why do you like them? Do you have a reputation that will actually be ruined? Judging by the fact that you like a tranny, post anime, and post on /r9k/, I suspect we both know you're a faggot and a loser.
Can anyone tell me, without memes, what's so bad about raising another man's child?
>>27350160
You're going to up to 18 years of your life and literally more than $100,000 into raising a child who will likely never appreciate it and look for his "real dad" at the first opportunity. Being a step-parent is a horrible fucking deal.
>>27350184
*you're going to spend up to
>>27350160
It's not morally wrong, but as a mammal it shows that you are dysfunctional since you're putting your resources into the life of 2 strangers for virtually nothing in return. The mother will of course fake her affection for you, just like a carnivorous plant will exhibit delicious nectar to trap unsuspecting insects. Except the digesting phase lasts for decades.
How does /r9k/ feel about women farting?
>>27350043
how many parts per million of a fart is fecal material?
>>27350069
I don't think there's any data on it. Probably varies from virtually none to some considerable amount (in the case of, shall we say, "accidents").
>>27350043
>>>/wsg/999966
It makes me wish I was dead desu with you, son.
What is the first thing you notice in this picture?
>>27350011
Her shorts. don't ask me why.
dem thighs.
would slam.
>>27350011
thick thighs
then ugly face
Not for women or to better your life situation or whatever shit its just a good way to pass some time and make you feel better physically also you feel great once you really get into it after a workout or something probably because it releases a bunch of enorphotrons or something
>>27349865
>too hot where I live
>never have felt good after exercise in whole life
Make another thread about me giving up the things that I enjoy for a better life why don't you?
>>27349865
I lift weights for an hour a day, 5 times a week.
Honestly it does kind of help with the perpetual lonliness, at least I'll always have my pecs.
>>27349989
It's hot where I am as well I try to do more at night because of that and yeah at first it feels shit but after a while it is less draining and makes you feel better (or at least a fair amount of people get this)
What exactly is wrong with marrying a woman with a past? It would only be a problem if she is unfaithful during the relationship
tbhfam
Go away with your shit bait
because once a woman has had chad dick she will forever want chad dick
>>27349774
>Whats wrong with adopting a dog with a history of aggression
Sure it's in the past, it may not happen again, but it isn't the safe bet.
>tfw no real life Night's Watch
>anybody can join even if you're a fat cunt or a skinny skeleton
>no women
>not serving for any particular nation, just humanity itself
>get a dank looking uniform
>get to sneak off to visit the nearby brothel
>friends for life
French Foreign Legion
French Foreign Legion
French Foreign Legion
French Foreign Legion
>>27349608
The Night's Watch wouldn't be allowed internet access.
Also, you'd probably freeze to death on the wall on your first night. Or some guy would push you off for a laff and say you slipped.
>>27349627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh3Tq477dhw
What do robots cook? I just made this lasagna.
>>27349164
ew, that's not a proper lasagna.
what the fuck is that op
I made some stuff that consisted of 3 onions, 4 carrots, a bunch of rice, a bunch of lentils, some cubes that contain salt and some spices, a bunch of curry and pepper and white pepper. Sort of like boiled the whole thing. Was good.
Pic related is an omelette I made a while back. 4 eggs, some salami type of sausage but not salami, a lot of cheese, chorizo sausage sliced, spices. It's probably like 1000kcal in the pic.
Why do normies like multiculturalism so much?
>>27349119
liberal media
Hitler was wrong
and such
>>27349119
Normies don't care about it. Libcucks do, though.
>>27349133
>liberal media
doesn't exist but i'll bite
it's inevitable OP, we all literally have to learn to get along like it or not
/pol/ is a different board btw, you should go back there
>Wanting an older, busty woman to hold you close, bow her head until it rests on top of yours while her hair drapes down, and simply hug you until you grow tired of standing
>Wanting an older woman to pet your head and say it's okay to cry in her arms
>Wanting an older woman to be legitimately shocked when you say you love her right before she calms down, lets out a small tired chuckle followed by a small reply that she's just surprised you'd fall in love with an old hag like her
>Wanting an older woman to subtley and unintentionally make remarks about her age only to blush and become flustered when you take her self-depreciating humor too seriously and tell her to stop it because she's beautiful
>Wanting an older woman to climb under the sheets with you, hold you close, and let you touch her in places that she hasn't felt another's hands on in an eternity
>Wanting an older woman to gently headpat you
>Wanting an older woman to slowly, and shyly, show you her nether regions as she asks you to be gentle because she believes you to be some rabid, youthful, machine under the sheets
>Wanting an older woman to be pleasantly surprised and hold you close between her large breasts as she gently sighs and wraps her thick legs around you reassuring you it's okay to cum inside her while she gazes at you with teary and lusty eyes
>Wanting to fall asleep in an older woman's arms with the room smelling faintly of women's perfume, sweat, and sex
>Wanting to wake up to an older woman in a naked apron asking you 'Ara ara~ do you want breakfast, a bath, or perhaps...' right before she breaks into laughter at how silly it sounded
>Wanting an older woman to gently sigh, and with her lusty relaxed eyes tell you 'honey, last night was wonderful. I love you.'
It's crazy there are people here who sincerely want this.
>Wanting an older woman to call you to dinner and show you a delicious heartfelt meal made with lots of love
>Wanting an older woman to sit silently and apologise for her apron stunt earlier in the day for being too awkward unlike the video in your porn collection
>Wanting an older woman to tell you "I don't know what you like but I know I really love you and will do anything to make you happy" before she asks and inquires about what will make you happier during sex
>Wanting an older woman to be slightly shocked but accepting of your fetishes with a smile as she says she didn't expect someone like you to be so...perverted
>Wanting an older woman to do her best at making you happy and willing to stay with her
>Wanting an older woman to moan 'I love you~ you're all I need! I love you, I love you, I love you!' as she breaks character during the kinkiest of sex and roleplay
>Wanting an older woman to leg lock you, smother you between her soft, plump, sweaty breasts, and beg you to never leave her
>Wanting an older woman to arch her back and tighten her body and legs around you as she orgasms then slowly, but weakly, releases you from her grasp
>Wanting an older woman to say 'darling, you don't need to pull out right away, we can just enjoy this little moment a bit longer, can't we?' as little shivers run through her body from the intensity of her orgasm
>Wanting an older woman to blush intensely and say 'You know, sweetie~ I never told you my fetishes' as she lists off her interests from lovey dovey sex to missionary position as if she's some depraved slut
>Wanting an older woman to look at you expectantly for a response after she tells you her fetishes only to let out a moan and a sigh as she feels you get hard inside her again
>Wanting an older woman to say 'I'm so happy I met you. Dreams really can come true' as tears well up in her eyes and her body becomes glazed with droplets of sweat as you grind up inside her.
It's silly anyone could want this!
>>27349135
Yeah t-b-h it is pretty weird, its like not a fetish but not an ideal either, its like a very specific fantasmic scenario
Godamit OP, I didn't want to feel theese feels today.
If you could make a book, game, or movie what would it be? I wonder what Robots want.
Something similar to ATITD that doesn't suck.
>>27348927my perfect video game exists
I want to make game where the protagonist knows they are being controlled by the player and the relationship you build affects how the game plays out.
For example you can bully her so she's afraid of you and is obedient, but then she keeps secrets from you and would eventually try to escape or commit suicide.
Alright you faggots, some of you asshats need some faith and encouragement instilled upon you. I fucking can't stand the state of humanity right now so I'll try to help out the most demoralized sacks of shit in the gutter of the internet
You get to pick one of the following, either a wish, a piece of advice, or any question answered from my pool of Infinite wisdom.
Following can't be wished
1. Anything gluttonous
2. Anything that impededs on the quantum mechanics of this universe
3. Anything sinful or demoralizing
4. Insta money
Pick up a random book, flip to a random page and read a random passage to know your confirmation if your wish has been granted.let's dothis
>>27348880
>>>/x/
please go
>>27348880
Bumping for you deadbeats
>>27348900
Get off my board and go back to where you came from you newfag
>tfw gf won't let me go see Batman v Superman on Friday
>tfw she's making us go to a wine tasting instead
go see it on saturday then you autismal fucking cunt
>gf
fuck you and fuck your 3DPD
>my woman tells me what to do
/r9k/ can I just fucking drop out of college now?
>parents give me $7000 from a CESA that has to be used for college and housing
>I paid last semester's tuition and this one's
>now the money is all spent
So technically I spent the money on tuition even if I dropped out right now. It can't be refunded or anything. Technically I'll still have the classes on my transcripts even if they show up as Fs so I got what I paid for.
Not unless you want to live the rest of your life with soul crushing regret
Ya don't drop out of free school, extremely bad mistake.
>>27348963
I'm already living with soul crushing regret
>>27349040
What if someone bought you a free lifetime supply of turnips and you hate turnips? Yeah you'd probably feel bad if you threw them all away but are you really going to force yourself to eat them every day?
