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How does /r9k/ feel about "strong, smart, successful" women?
The answer is: total crippling fear
Good for you desu my girlfriend and I only come here to laugh at the robots amd there shit lives alone qith no relationships to anyone or anything except there Computer.
Good for them, I guess?
>inb4 she hates her job and realizes her choice in degree was a mistake
Who is real ugly here? Like 1/100000 of population.
I have pic related deformation. It can be easily solved in a first year but parents haven't for some reason. If my face'd be symmetrical it'd be solid 7/10.
Also they asking "why you don't like photo?:^))".
Also balding from 18.
I'm 1/10
>>27151743
fuck nigga
your head is both shaped and color like eggplant
>>27151717
I am very ugly
>Get on plane
>See this
wat do?
Say the shahada before the plane hits the building.
turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck outta there
>>27151585
>>>/n/ igger
Where muh foams at?
>that neighbor who blasts heavy bass music after midnight
>that neighbor who let's her bratty kids run in the hallway
>that neighbor couple that agrees all the time
>that upstairs neighbor that walks as if they weigh 500 lbs.
>>27151540
Fuck, meant that to say "couple that argues"
I make up names for my neighbors
So far there is
>crazy church lady
>father of the year
>mother of the year
>floyd
>McDougal
>old man who always stares at you from his yard or window
>pickup truck having guy who apparently needs three fucking huge pickup trucks and parks them in the street, often in the spot where you normally park
>old chinese couple that does tai chi on the sidewalk every morning at 7am
Draw something and post it here
ok famalama senpatchi brohiem
>>27151539
I drew this image
Spooky scary
What was the last dream you had?
I just dreamed that I was the lead role in a play but I couldn't remember any of my lines.
>>27151434
That I still had friends.
Came in some Brazilian model's fat ass, roamed through some jungle, wandered around some camp nestled among ruins of an ancient civilization, got stabbed and teleported to what seemed to be 1970s New York on a cold winter night, curled up in a ball on the floor in a dark alley, woke up.
>>27152279
top dream m8 I'm a little jelly
Post any feels you want. Good or bad, it doesn't matter.
>tfw gone 10 months so far without talking to a girl irl
>>27151306
>tfw still in school but 0 friends
All other people have all these nice lives and I'm just here sitting alone each day
>>27151356
Do you do drama or play instrument or sport? Something like that equals friends even if you don't want them!
i wish i could be human
Do you ever feel like you're watching yourself and your actions in third person?
Sometimes I've also catched myself laughing without reason.
>>27151080
Yeah. I've feeled like I've supressed my emotions and only experience them through a filter. I feel like I'm just watching somebody live there life and not understanding why they're doing the things they do
I used to feel that way a few years ago, I got better with the time.
ITT : English slaugheterdingage
>tfw no novelist bf
>tfw waking up with qt bfs kisses everyday
>>27150947
Hello my name is B.F. Novelist and I'm currently looking for a girlfriend
>>27150947
Thanks, Doc.
My 2000-page sci-fi fantasy adventure book will come out tomorrow.
>found out that my father watches Korean adult TV shows on YouTube
What do robots? Should I tell him? My mom doesn't know, I think (hope).
>>27150911
whats the problem with watching korean adult tv shows?
>>27150956
Well he does it on the family tablet....
>>27150983
so? god you are such a fucking repressed loser. How is this a big deal???
>what do you mean I can't go out dressed like this daddy? this is how all the girls my age dress, it's 2016
Lol, nope, no, not gonna happen, I lied as a teenager too honey, go get some fucking clothes on.
>>27150702
Nice job, idiot.
Now she's going to go out and get gang banged by 3 black guys just to spite you.
>>27150702
>>27150743
[GAME OVER]
CONTINUE?
Y/N
REMINDER That if you on Iron man side you are a NORMIE.
Who /TEAMCAP/ here?
>Freedom prevails!
The movie version of Civil War makes no sense. Literally everyone on Earth knows the identities of Iron Man, Capt America, Hulk, Thor, and most of the other heroes. They also constantly yell out each other's names while in combat. It's not really a secret like it is in the comics.
>>27150519
Not OP but in the marvel universe there are literally millions of people with superhuman abilities. iron man thinks that as they are found they should be documented and if dangerous or uncontrollable put into super max prison. should be a sick movie its a cool idea
>>27150903
I honestly don't understand why Cap would be against this
You have 10 seconds to give me the true meaning of life and you won't get shot.
>>27149990
finding love and being rich
>>27149990
there ain't none.
>>27149990
The purpose of life is to seek death, please kill me
>be in 3rd grade
> have insanley hot teacher
>start getting boners every now and then
>start fantaszing about my teacher cuddling me at night while I suck her tits
>decide one day to write a letter and leave it at the teachers door
>quickly pick up the letter and throw it away
>letter reads that my parents hit me and I would like to live with her
I cringe at that memory every time I think about it, damn I was a horny autist.
>>27149978
>be at friends place
>be like 8, he was like 6
>bunk bed sleepover
>night time, he asks if i want him to suck my dick
>decline
>next day notice his father is really sleazy
I'm actually trying to learn russian. Found an app on the store called Duolingo that is pretty fucking good. Shit's hard tho. Hopefully I can meet a nice, conservative russian waifu one day. :)
>>27150961
Much like te vietnamese, russian mail brides are often traps to get your money. Take care in your endeavours anon.
> yourbrainonporn.com
>This website basically tells me I'm a socially awkward depressed robot because I spend countless hours a day masturbating to hardcore shemale porn and hentai
> Tells me my life could become a living dream just by quitting porn
Is this shit true, /r9k/ ? My life has been total shit for years and I need this to change. Never tried to stop porn because I didn't know it could turn me into this.
Yes it's true.
blox
>>27149957
I've never been much into porn but I used to struggle with getting women a lot. I think it is easier to be assertive and sexual with women if you haven't masturbated in a while in general.
True /thread
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