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Is Donald Trump a cuck?

I think Drumpffags like to project their insecurities onto Sanders.
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>>27160165
Donald trump is not a republican.
He supports women more than any other candidate
He has no qualms with minorities
The word liberal means nothing in 2016, and trump is close to its original meaning
Trump has no problem with gays, aside from their marriage which is reasonable.
Socialism is a very dangerous ideology, look up "deception was my job". A few useful idiots and you can have a genocide on your hands.
Also, nice use of the bat ugly guy steryotype. Dont liberals love fat acceptance and all that shit? What happened? As soon as the fat guy puts on a baseball hat and suspenders we no longer accept fat?
Also, trump is losing way more money than he is gaining running for president. If he wanted money he would continue his business without pushing millions into an election.

tldr; Bad cartoon, clueless cartoonist, bait thread, and calling him drumpf wont do anything, I dont really see the point behind it.

There are a lot of logical arguments against trump. Go find some if you are such a smart "intellectual", dont be like suspenders and hat man.
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>>27160165
Bernie plans to tax people. Why hate Trump when bernie is somewhat rich from doing nothing but petty activism and collecting his congress check?
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>>27160723

this picture has been around longer than you've been on this site, only trump was superimposed onto it.

What's your perfect suicide like? Mine is going in a public place like walmart and pulling out a shotgun and shooting myself in front of a bunch of normies
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>>27160091
>Not starting a Crusade
>Suicidal march against your local mosque
>Ending your life in a GLORIOUS blaze of GLORY.

It's like you want to be a normie.
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>>27160091
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND BY NO MEANS AN ACTUAL STATEMENT OF INTENT, PLEASE DO NOT VAN ME

rig a van with an m60 and bring a few thousand rounds of ammo, park up somewhere populated like an outdoor shopping mall and then start the slaughter

Also have the van rigged to explode and detonate when the police surrounded the vehicle and attempt to arrest me
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>>27160278
need help with that friend?

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>tfw bf broke up with you after you accidentally sucked his best friends dick
>won't even speak to me or respond to any of my calls or texts

why are guys such assholes about things like this? do i really deserve to just be cut off here? i was drunk and coerced and made a mistake.
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can u accidentally suck my dick too?
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>>27160081
top bait senpai, top bait
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>>27160112
no i would never suck a robot dick under any circumstances. you all probably have small dicks anyway.

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>"man posed as his teen-age daughter's texting boyfriend to trick her into sending pornographic pictures"

What. The. Fuck.
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This is a good idea. And hot.
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>>27160363
your own daughter tho? something about wanting to fuck your own child seems pretty fucked if you ask me.
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this is not how a father is meant to love their daughter.

also
>not using skype chats to confirm identity
>2016
the fucking hell man

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How do you get comfy fellow robots?

I have some ways of being /comfy/

>Closing all lights except for a weak one
>Flat is only illuminated by keyboard and mouse blacklight and that weak light
>Switch on the light on the balcony
>Everyone is asleep in the neighbourhood
>Get urban feeling
>Play Burial/Volor Flex


>Go to McDonalds on 2am and just drink a coffee and watch the people go by

Also post whatever /comfy/ you want.
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I latch myself onto my trusty noose and swiiiinnnnngg~~
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I remember being 17, playing settlers 4 and listening to album of the year in 2007, which was burial: untrue, that year.
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>scented candle
>instrumental music, I am partial to guitars
>tea
>tidy room
>clean sheets and clothes
>watch my cat sleep peacefully
>read manga or guitar threads

it helps that I live in Washington state and it's always raining.

my favorite /comfy/ used to be Skyrim, weed, and Code Red

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Two Northwestern University freshmen have been charged with a hate crime after a chapel at the university was defaced with racist and homophobic graffiti, spray-painted images of penises, and the name of the Republican presidential front-runner.

Anthony Morales, 19, and Matthew Kafker, 18, are charged with institutional vandalism, hate crime to a place of worship, and criminal damage to property, the Chicago Tribune reports. They are being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

The damage occurred early Friday at the university's nondenominational Alice Millar Chapel in Evanston, Ill., a suburb of Chicago. The vandalism included the spray-painting of "an expletive and a slur against African-Americans with a swastika on the chapel hallway" and "a derogatory word for homosexuals on a wall," the Tribune reports. There were also "lines spray-painted over photos of Muslim students," according to the paper, plus images of penises in various places, including on a piano. And in a stairwell, there was the word "Trump."

The suspects were identified via surveillance video, which showed two people walking into the chapel about 12:45 a.m. Friday, the Tribune reports. Chapel staff discovered the vandalism later that morning and alerted authorities. Both young men admitted to having done the damage, Assistant Cook County State's Attorney Brooke Shupe said in a court hearing Saturday, according to the Tribune. Shupe did not offer any theory about their motive.

Cook County Judge Peggy Chiampas lambasted the men during the hearing, calling the vandalism "disgusting," the paper reports. "I don't know if any of you know how lucky you are to be at Northwestern University," she added. Morales's mother cried as the judge made her statement, leading Chiampas to say, "I don't mean to upset you. I mean to upset them."
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>>27159862
>Go to jail for words

Land of the free baybeee
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>>27159862
>northwestern students

False flag attempt gone wrong.
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>>27159926

>spray painting all over property (paintings, pictures, a fucking piano) and the interior of a chapel

>muh free specch

You retards are insufferable.

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>"You got 3 seconds to prove to me you are a man or I'm shoving this bat up your bitch ass!"
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P...please be gentle..
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I don't have to prove anything to you.

Checkmate.

Also, stop posting this fucking thread. Give it a rest.
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I was born with a dick. Every adult that was born with a dick is a man. That includes trannys

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Er livet kjipt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtaTOq9Z3k
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Pell deg tilbake til norgetraaden
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Ta dig i kragen foer helvete! Kom ihaag att livet aer vad du goer det till
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>>27160764
...sa han, paa /r9k/

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It is done

Excuse the shitty quality, it was taken with a kindle fire
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Here's where I hung it
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Thats pretty neat.

I hope this is original.
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OP actually delivered, good job m8. Looks nice.

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A squirrel got into the house, and knocked out my router so I have to use data.
I tried scaring it away with loud noises, it didn't run, I think it has rabies.
What do I do?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE ENTRANCE
I CAN'T RUN
I CAN HEAR IT SCURRYING AROUND
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>>27159094
use you gun and shoot it
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>>27159133
I'm CANADIAN WE DON'T HAVE GUNS
I THINK IT'S IN THE KITCHEN NOW

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Post your steam username. Add each other, be friends, play games.

Also post what games you currently play.

username: expandoman

Games currently installed: CS:GO, Smite, Rocket League, Battlefield:Bad Company 2, Heroes & Generals, NBA 2k16
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You mean shitposting thread!
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>>27158939

No one asked you to click on this thread. You chose to even though you knew what it was.
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>>27159062
I chose to click on it because its a shitposting thread

>age
>job
>salary
>how long you've been watching anime and do other people know about it
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>>27158758
>26
>programmer
>$50,000
>all my life, no one knows except my brother
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>28
>consultant
>$165,000
>8 years and no one knows
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>>27158758
>20
>haha
>haha
>past 7 years, only brother knows

Holy shit, I just got my first call back from a job application I sent. I missed the call and am going to be returning it tomorrow.

I'm so fucking nervous and scared, any wagecucks have advice on the interview process?
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Shameful bump
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>>27158750
What job anon?
fuck the damn bot
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>>27159859
Software engineer at a very big company.
It'll be my first job in 5 years.

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Since we all hate women lets post ways of torturing them harshly

And don't fag out on me either. Give solid tortures for women.
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>>27158575
torture is literally down there with scat, watersports, feet, furry, CP, and bestiality
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most bots here are too much of submissive betas to get off torturing a bitch.

just look at all the cuckold, fart and foot porn.


I just want my own little toy girl too to treat like shit. But also be nice to her afterwards and cuddle her and console her. Maybe to establish dominance

I'm batshit like that.
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>>27158642
Anything but /soc/ and /lgbt/

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>Married or not, she's 22 and already has a child
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>>27158548
That's more healthy actually. Old people having kids= autism intensifies
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>>27158548
Whats wrong with that? Its totally normal.
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>25 years old.
>Log into my dead facebook after a couple of months.
>All the bitches I went to highschool with spamming their babypics and marriage photos left and right.
>Very few single women in friends list at all.
>Check out plentyofish and put in areacode.
>99% single mothers and hamplanets with laughably high standards.

The rest of my life is gonna be rough.

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