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How do you think women rationalize the fact that they all are more or less the same person? They all have the same wants and needs, they all like and dislike essentially the same groups of men, they all the same idea for a perfect male of every race, they all have the same preferences, how do they explain that? Do they just not think about it all? Are they aware of how brainless they are or do they delude themselves into thinking it's all some weird coincidence.
>>27167761
>i'm not like other girls
That's about it. It's delusion
I don't think they give it much thought, honestly.
An ex girlfriend of mine once got mad because I didn't care about her slutty Halloween costume. She kept asking me all these inane questions about it until I finally just flat out told her that she'd be no different from any of the other hundred girls walking down the street dressed up as slutty versions of normal things and no one is going to comment on how cool and original she looks.
She was my ex at the time, so I especially didn't give a shit. I'm not even saying this as a misogynist, but girls seem partially brain-dead to me. The way they reason and rationalize seems so far removed from reality that I just don't question them anymore.
We get it OP, you're short.
Tuesday fry up edition
>tfw no freedom of expression in uk
WAKE UP YOU LAZY GOBSHITES AND ENTERTAIN ME
Morning lads, at my desk already. Let the shitposting commence.
why does she turn me on so fucking much?!
she's so fucking THICK!! LJFAWDNIO{ AWJ}IP DAW}
BUSHES OF LOVE
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>>27167479
hhrrrggg! absolutely erect.
I promise you guys it's as easy as overcoming your own bullshit and realizing no one can help you but yourself, and if you die having lived a pathetic life, that's the only life anon(you) ever lived and will ever have lived, for ever.
You suck at talking to people? ok. Go out and force yourself into as many uncomfortable interactions as possible until it becomes comfortable.
Can't talk to girls? ok. Go out and talk to whichever girls you see until it becomes easy. Hit on them. Make small talk. Whatever.
You have no confidence? ok. go out and fucking get some.
You hate the way you look? ok. go out and change it.
Either way, feelings of self pity, self loathing and apathy aren't going to help you do anything but feel this way forever.
And eternal damnation is a damn shame. Hope I could help.
Oh and therapists are utterly useless. They don't actually help people fix fucked up situations, they just help people become ok with it. Same for meds unless you're just hopelessly schizophrenic or something.
>no one can help you but yourself
Wow, thanks OP.
I'll make sure to NEVER help anyone again, because the only person who can help them is themselves.
From here on out, fuck the rest of humanity. Only I can help myself, so only they can help themselves.
Great lesson OP, thanks. You changed my life.
I'm in the study lounge right now and I have to study for a final which is the last gateway before I'm kicked out of university. Wish me luck. I'll try to study this time, as hard as it is.
Cringey shit you wore in high school
> pic related
![d7da33a331335d0beadfbad487190ef8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbmBcfm.jpg "d7da33a331335d0beadfbad487190ef8[1]")
>>27167408
i have so many regrets,
>>27167408
undertaker is pretty based desu
wore this shirt in highschooli still listen to emperor and ihsahn has gotten less edgy lately
But of course, it was all parto of my personal plan.
ITT: Weird stuff that triggers your nostalgia
>intro to Owl City's "fireflies"
>"better off alone" by alice deejay
>vaporwave aesthetics
there's a local mini mall by me that hasn't changed interior design since the early 90s, it's like a portal back to my childhood.
>Looking at myself in the mirror.
>>27167363
this is odd, why anon?
>>27167378
Why do you think, anon?
A constant reminder that you'll never be that ignorant, blissfully unaware kid you once were.
Now you're just a grown up failure.
I literally wear the face of someone who was once happy to breathe the air of this shitty planet
Post pictures of graffiti or street art in your city.
>>27167306
Bumping because this is a really cool idea. Lemme search my photo files to find some dank shit, homie.
>>27167892
Most of my /urbanexploring/ stuff is on my other computer and I'm too damned lazy to go to the other room and boot it up, but here's some graffiti from a traincar I broke into out of boredom once.
Ever been inside a boxcar? It's scary stuff, you're essentially in a padded metal box that locks from the outside.
i have some stuff from graffiti threads on /b/ a few years ago
been meaning to get back into this sorta stuff
>tfw finally drive a Porsche
>>>/n/
>>>/o/
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>>27167269
Ans you still post on r9k. It changed nothing.
ur a fucking valet. kill yourself faggot
Do you like collecting things? I like collecting pictures of qt anime girls, even though my folder isn't very extensive.
This has been pretty much the only thing that brings me joy as of late.
I hoard/collect pictures of celebrities I like. I enjoy naming them and sorting them. I also masturbate to them.
I collect images of 2D girlsand rainbow items in Neopetsexclusively.
>>27167274
I don't think she looks very sleepy.
Elliott Rodgers mk2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6w664lDKY
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlexExodia/videos
>>27167211
My inner REEEE comes out whenever normans spell it "Elliot RodgerS"
God speed, much more angry - anyone wanna take bets on score?
Why don't you just get a qt ladyboy gf, /r9k/?
Because I am the qt ladyboybf
>>27167140
because theyre worse than women when it comes to not being sluts
/thread
>>27167140
how am I supposed to fuck it?
that thing fucking gets in the way, and its gross so I don't want it to touch me
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/student-accused-of-rape-by-mattress-girl-has-lawsuit-dismissed/article/2585753
>Paul Nungesser, the man who was accused of raping fellow Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz but who was cleared during multiple campus hearings, has had his lawsuit against his former school dismissed.
Wouldn't be the first time.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/due-process-denied-judge-finds-against-vassar-student-accused-of-sexual-assault/article/2562399
>Vassar student on the rowing team goes to a party and is seduced by a female teammate at a team party.
>They have sex while intoxicated, he loses his virginity.
>They stay in touch after hooking up. A couple of months later, she messages him apologizing for taking advantage of him.
>A year later, she accuses him of sexual assault and he's kicked out of school.
>Judge dismisses his discrimination suit against Vassar.
>>27166987
>literally 16/80 ratio
>>27167012
>male vs female perception of attractiveness
This is more of a reason to hate universities in general.
How do you manage your cum after a nice fap?
I'll eat it usually.
At first I started eating it out of kinkiness but now I've done it so much it's nothing special. Most efficient way to clean up as well.
Cum directly on tissues. Flush tissues down the toilet.
Cum on my stomach and hope it doesn't get in my pubes, because that's a bitch to clean up.
>You will never again live in a time before social media and smartphones
>Then
>"Hey anon, did you hear about this new site called 'YouTube"?'
>"Don't use your real name on the internet, anon. You never know what might happen."
>"What's a 'For Chin'?"
>Now
>"OMG anon why don't you use [Social Media Site]? Don't you have any friends?"
>"Why don't you want to use your real info on the internet, anon? What are you hiding?"
>"Check out this new Pepe image! XD LOL well meme'd my friend! ;^)"
>>27167079
>kids are basically encouraged to post their personal information online now
why is this a thing?
>>27167122
The New World Order can't risk letting anyone slipping through the cracks.
Why aren't you selling your boypussy?
Who..who is buyig rn..
>>27166803
>Why aren't you selling your boypussy?
Because I can't even get anyone to fuck it for free
>>27166803
Because the likelihood of them wanting to come to my house is really low.
