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Why do girls like yo's so much?
>>27169271
I AM ETHAN BRABBURRY
I'METHANBRADBERRY
Keep your normie memes out of here.
>tfw my dog turns 7 years old
>tfw half her life is gone
>tfw shes probably going to start deteriorating at a rapid rate soon
>tfw i get anxiety when shes not in sight and i cant find her even though shes in another room
this is my first dog, how fucking distraught am i going to be when it's her time?
>this is my first dog, how fucking distraught am i going to be when it's her time?
No way of knowing till it happens.
Also man, unless your dog is a large one or a sickly breed like the bulldog, it might live a lot longer than 14 years. My dog lived to 19.
Then again a lot of dogs somehow croak at 8.
>>27169266
It'll be pretty bad. But there's nothing you can do about it.
>>27169304
The breed I have a small dog, purebred though...12-16 estimated life span.
Shes hasn't had any health issues at all so far in 7 years, had her since she was 10 weeks old.
In need of a comfy thread
Art like this makes me feel cozy, anyone else?
Also got laid off recently and I'm depressed and pretty unmotivated
Toking up playing Xbox and hiding away in the nighttime
Dumping some more that I have
>>27169107
nice comfy for you
>>27169126
Mmmmm I really like this one. I live in an apartment in hilly part of the city and this reminds me of the area
/r9k/ in a nutsheII to be honest
>>27169015
desu that's like saying nice people before and after you attack their mom
no fucking shit their going to get mad and become your enemy
that aside it depends how you reject someone
I never asked a girl out
>>27169015
Haha, too true, OP. Got any more great Tumblr memes to share?
>tfw literally not allowed to criticize women in any way because roasties will just call me a virgin
>tfw literally not allowed to criticize casual sex because roasties will just call me a virgin
>tfw literally not allowed to have an opinion because roasties will just call me a virgin
I'm done, boys.
>>27168955
Poor little virgin, upset that he can't be an asshole and criticize everyone so he can feel better about himself.
They call you a virgin and then what?
Are you a virgin? Have you ever been in a relationship?
And who will call you that? And why don't you call them an entitled cunt?
>>27168955
>literally not allowed to criticize women in any way because roasties will just call me a virgin
So you can throw out an insult, but you can't take it?
Even worse than being virgin.
Post characters that are L I T E R A L L Y (literally) you.
I am the incarnation of wojak.
Monochrome nights
kill me fampai
comentaree horigonal
>tfw fat
Please just put me down. I'm losing weight but it's so slow and I"m tired of looking like this.
>>27168851
You can do it. Your watches don't have to look like this.
>>27168869
People don't have to see you like this. It's not "quirky", it's annoying.
>>27168869
I'm not that fat. It's just that I was thin once, so I know I don't have to look this abysmal.
It just hurts to exist knowing that everything about my appearance is shameful and embarrassing.
Thanks though friend.
Do you believe in fate? have you ever experienced a coincidence so unlikely, it made you question everything?
Not really. I don't really believe in anything beyond natural science, to be honest.
The only thing that has ever made me question that is the fact that certain names seem to appear again and again in my life. For instance, three separate females in my life have had the same name, and they were my grandma, my first love and girlfriend of 4.5 years, and the kid who's gonna be my godchild.
>>27168547
I once met this girl whose birthday was the same day as mine (June 18). Not only that, her father's birthday was on the same day, just like my dad's. Not only that, her father's name was the FUCKING SAME AS MY DAD (Alvaro). What are the odds of this happening?
growing up, our neighbor/family friend had a cool dog. he'd follow my half brother and I and always greeted us when we came home.shit happened and I became estranged with that part of the family. I came back for 1 thanksgiving 5 years later, i spent the night. the next morning the family friend comes over and tells us he went to check on the dog when he woke up, and it was dead. old age. I know it's bs, but it's comforting to feel like it was just waiting for all of us to be together again, just one last time. I haven't been back since.
ITT post a picture of your favorite kind *style* of guy.
>>27168462
What's funny is that the shoop isn't far off from the original.
>>27168462
Does he have a forehead fetish or what's the deal here?
Trumpet daddies.
So do you guys have any hobbies besides video games/anime to distract yourselves from your apparent misery? Like playing piano/chess, running/swimming, art/woodworking? Accomplishing or producing something (even if it's comparatively shitty) tends to generate feelings of satisfaction.
Also not visiting here regularly may help. I come here once every few months and it ruins my day every time.
I play chess, 2 instruments, and produce music.
>>27168378
I go around 5pm to my local football ground and play a bit of football(soccer for mericlaps) with highschool kids. Despite playing it for 15+ years, I'm extremely shit at it.
>I come here once every few months and it ruins my day every time.
hey man thanks good thing you took time out of your busy schedule of partying and having sex to stop by and give me some perspective on how to become more like you
I need your help, robots
About a week ago, I stopped at Burger King after work to get dinner, I ordered the 5 or 4 with an extra bacon cheeseburger. The cashier was a beautiful Dominican chick and she flashed the cutest smile at me, I just had a feeling she was into me and I was into her too. The next day, I stopped in for Lunch and ordered a Double Whopper combo, and she gave me that sweet look again and when I opened the bag, I noticed that she put in a free Reese's pie!
Yesterday, I went back in and tried the new Grilled Dogs, and had a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I ate in this time, and she put a free Snicker's pie and a free Medium fries on my tray! She walked past me to use the bathro and I discreetly thanked her for the free stuff, she smiled at me and said "you're welcome sweetheart!".
Now do you think she likes me? I really want to go out with her but I'm not sure how to ask her out on a date.
>>27168112
and when did you exactly woke up?
whenever you think the answer is "yes", the answer will be "no". Just remember that about women
don't say that shit, it's worth a shot OP worst case scenario you'll have to find a new burger king. Go for it man.
You guys are all lesser beings. There, I said it.
I'm doing the best I can, at this time.
Naw you guys are aight
Youre no /b/ though(oooooohhhhhh)
>>27167886
Thanks for your input.
Sage
Hi! Welcome to Olive Garden! How many in your party this evening?
Just a table for one please
>>27167855
Here you are sir, your waitress will be Gloria she should be over in a minute.
>>27167842
Table for 3, I-I-I-I'm sure my friends will come
https://www.reddit.com/r/rape/comments/479nhd/update_i_was_assaulted_by_my_fraternity_brothers/
Take that, faggot
>>27167838
that's terrible. it's a good thing it happened to him and not me, I would have literally shot them all
>>27167838
Pic unrelated?
Poopoopooppo
>>27167928
abloo abloo bloo something negative happened to a white athetlic upperclase frat boy instead of a scrawny nerd like it does a billion times on a regular basis by this same fucking demographic of people
Sure smells like vagina in here
YLYL r9k edtion.
>>27167774
WEEEWWW LAD
TALK ABOUT A HEAD RUSH
>>27167774
fukkin normans lol
>>27167774
>She thought I was into kissing
>But really, I love backyard wrestling
