just discovered girlfriend porn
these feels are too much
What is girlfriend porn?
Rolling these trips again
>>27182990
pretty sure it's either real or staged porn where it's a girl giving a show and talking as if she's sending the video to her bf/someone she loves so one can self insert as that person
Is anyone else doing NoPoop, /r9k/? It's been 12 days and I can already feel the extra vitamns and nutrients absorped from the fecal matter. I
swear I have more energy and can feel the nutrients sworling into my tissues and nourishing my brain just like the TEDx talk.
I also WAY more confident with women. I've gotten a lot of comments about my posture and stern expression that have come from abstaining Im sure of it and Im going to talk to another woman today.
How goes your NoPoop journy, /r9k/?
Kek'd pretty hard, clever OP.
Currently 2 days into nopoop, how long untill I get superpowers?
I used to have bloody shits every time I shat. I would wipe and it would just be blood, and it would sometimes drip on the floor when I stood up to wipe.
Now 4 days on NoPoop and I can confirm that bloody shits have stopped occurring, mainly because I have not had a bowel movement in 4 days.
Looks like that rectal cancer is clearing right up.
> tfw you forced your only female friend away
> tfw this was your last conversation, on new years eve
> tfw you stop talking to her for 2 months
> tfw she is online a lot but just ignores you
> tfw you realize she thinks you were just trying to get in her pants all along
> tfw she thinks you are a beta faggot
> tfw you feel like talking...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27182609
Move forward anon.
hahahahaha holy fuck
>>27182609
>implying you didnt try to get in her pants all along
You did the right thing escalating. There's only a platonic relationship between female and a beta male.
>even dogs are wageslaves
When will the madness end
Being a dog handler would be pretty cool tho
>>27182603
Dogs don't have bank accounts.
Men aren't payed in peanuts, not yet.
military dogs are smart as fuck and awesome
saw an army dog in action once it is badass
Today I jerked off to one of my friends. She posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Instagram. She's literally the most beautiful person I've ever met, but she doesn't post pictures like this often at all. She looked really great and I started fapping. I felt bad even while I was doing it though. She's really smart, and the stupid things I was making her say in my fantasy were simply nothing like her. She would never have sex with me. She's not even really my type, she's just exceedingly beautiful. I think I'm a bad person for using the...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Post it you fucking cuck
>>27182582
>this person whom I care about
I think this is an incorrect use of "whom"
Whom is for subject nouns, who is for object.
>>27182582
My friend did the exact same thing.
Heck, we all do.
>She would never have sex with me.
Isn't there a stage in-between being a friend and having sex?
http://www.abc.net.au/religion/articles/2016/03/07/4420147.htm
>Growing Up in Pornland: Girls Have Had It with Porn Conditioned Boys
>Pornography is moulding and conditioning the sexual behaviours and attitudes of boys, and girls are being left without the resources to deal with these porn-saturated boys.
>If there are still any questions about whether porn has an impact on young people's sexual attitudes and behaviours, perhaps it's time to listen to young people...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ban the whole internet from private use
the only way.
filters and selective bans don't do shit, case in point being the pornhub statistics in pakistan
the WHOLE INTERNET is inherently tied to porn in such a way that only eliminating the whole thing would solve the problem
Women should stop being such prudes and porn would have never happened.
Porn was made for us, they didn't give chads what they wanted so chads used porn as an outlet.
It's their fault.
>>27182441
>Xiuren
>Japanese
baka
>roommate starts "working out" and eating "healthy" 2 days ago
>now literally all he talks about are his workouts and healthy meals
why does doing these things turn people into such cringy fags?
>>27182429
because they have no personality and they take that shit WAAAAAY to seriously.
they see getting fit as an end, instead of a mean
>>27182429
Because their lives are improving?
They are more sexually attractive, are healthier, are more energetic and are low stress as exercise helps remove stress.
Overall, a better life style. You don't know it until you've lived it.
>>27182696
You're missing the point. It's annoying because when people like this take up an interest they never shut the fuck up about it.
Being an ugly girl is great
>all the pretty stacys will be freaking out and trying their best to preserve their looks when they enter their 30s
>will be devastated that no ones giving them as much attention and they're getting less benefits
>while I will be chilling and enjoying myself because I never got any benefits or attention for being attractive
>there is no wall for me to hit because I was never attractive to begin with
Feels very good
>>27182239
Post tits. I bet those are not ugly.
want to be my ugly gf and we can make fun of post-wall Stacies?
>not falling in love with an alpha while you are both in your prime, and growing old together, as your looks fade but your bond strengthens
Has anyone tried out Chinese tinder?
Is this what being white in Asia is like.
>>27182116
What did you say, Op?
Probably a prostitue but still.
>>27182116
you're on fire. hot.
Is there any way to make sure I'm giving off alpha pheromones? I'm going to interacting with a hot girl.
Would not showering help? Should I stop fapping or should I fap more?
>>27181972
Stop showering immediately, it kills your manfumes
No more shaving, beard hair traps in musk
When you wake up drink some mountain dew to stimulate your senses and awaken your body. It also makes a potent cologne
Supplement your scent with Old Spice or Axe Body Spray, my personal favorite is the "Chocolate" scent
Nothing projects man smell better than clothes that already smell like a man. You know what I'm saying bro, three day wash rule immediately.
>>27181972
RELEASE THE BALL SWEAT
>>27182181
Old Spice is actually good though.
>post yfw not only does Trump win in a landslide in all states but Bernie "Cuckold" Sanders loses to Shirley in every state
>>27181894
Berntards on suicide watch.
>>27181894
I guess you can't trump the Dolan
bernie master race checking in
>mfw most trump supporters are underaged /pol/ edgelords or lazy basement dewellers that are too scared to leave their basement, let alone go out to vote
enjoy president hillary rodham clinton you fucking retarded niggers
>chick starts trying to chat you up
>she's fat
is there a more annoying feel?
>try to chat up a fat chick with a decent looking face
>rejects me
is there a more depressing feel?
>with gf in public
>see practice gf
just end it all famalam
>>27181905
That's what you get for hitting on fat chicks degenerate.
I'm at Hardee's eating all by myself I got nobody no friends no girlfriend and no direction in life should I start smoking weed or something pic related my food
>>27181775
that burger looks stale af.
Isn't Hardee's a copy of Carl's Jr?
>>27181775
Weed is the fast track to not giving a fuck because it makes you feel so damn good.
If it makes you feel too good however and you use it too much, you might start getting into harder stuff like opiates since your tolerance will increase.
3 decides
Go go go
YOU SUC ME NOW YES YOU WANT TO
Bumping this thread, come on r9k
FUCK BITCH LISTEN
>edgy kike talks lots of shit, all under the banner of fighting PC culture, which he claims is turning us all into thin-skinned pussies
>Pulls the anti-semitism card literally anytime someone disagrees with him or calls him out on his bullshit, using the same "PC" tactics he rails against
Anyone else hate this fucking rat?
Well he uses the same tactics because he knows it works, he has said this countless times.
>>27181542
Doesn't stop him from being just as despicable as, if not worse than, the people he criticizes.
>>27181526
modern right wing kikes
ironically most kikes are left wing
I do however like his hatred of Muslims. No one hates Muslims with passion quite like jews