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what's the coolest mental illness to have?
>>27184594
either schizo or depression
>>27184616
Neither of those are cool you dumb nigger.
None of them. Mental illness isn't supposed to be some cool label.
>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
>>27184549
>ask her if she thinks I'm gay
That's pretty fucked up, anon. Think of how that made her feel.
>>27184578
>her feel
>her
>>27184578
I realize but she was very sympathetic.
Who /hatesfatfucks/ here?
>disgusting to look at
>almost always hairy (even the females)
>usually smell like literal shit
>almost always unintelligent and poor
>almost always socially awkward
>extremely lazy (which is the main reason they're fat in the first place)
>complain about being fat but refuse to do fuck all about it (your diet is far more important than working out)
>despite all these undesirable qualities they still bitch and moan that they have no girlfriend
I really do wish there was a way to exterminate all fat people.
>>27184465
why do these threads always use like 500+ pounders for the OP image when in reality you dont normally see someone over 250 pounds or so
>>27184490
All fatties are repulsive regardless of weight.
>>27184502
What exactly do you consider fat anyway? Are chubsters fat fucks to you as well? Just wondering senpai
>interning for a dishwasher position at a local restaurant
>owner says he's going to promote me to a part time position
>he does the background check, fail because I don't have enough comment karma and less than 100 facebook friends
kill me senpai
screen cap and post for up votes, maybe then you'll get the position :^)
>>27184380
>mfw 4000+ updoots and 140+ friends
>tfw they do a background check on your twitter and find out you paid for followers
It's real, it's called a twitter audit
![091206-athens-protests-hmed9a.h2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fnGO3Bz.jpg "091206-athens-protests-hmed9a.h2[1]")
Who /BashTheFash/ here?
Why not cure your depression by fighting for somethng that really matters, like personal liberty to marry who you want, and legalize drgus, and protect womens right to chose?
>>27184226
trying bashing actual fascists, kiddo
Nobody has a right to murder babies.
>>27184257
>Women dont have the right over their bodies
>I have a right to tell a woman what she can and cannot do to her own body
That same argument can be used to say that drugs should be illegal
POST WHAT UR DOING AND WHY YOU ENJOY IT.
>>27184126
talking to liz
PLEASE SRESPOND R9K PLEASE. RE
>>27184208
UFKC YOU U RUINED EVERYTHING LIZ IS MINE MINE MINE U RUINER
Guys what's a good job to get in New York City if you don't have a High School Diploma?
I really wanted to do Security int he graveyard shift since it seems like comfy but I don't know if I need a HS Diploma or not.
please help
>>27184080
shouldn't have dropped out dumbfuck
>>27184080
I think you can still do security although some states require a security certificate first
get a GED any braindead simp can get one, even I did.
Why aren't you selling your boypussy for shekels?
>>27183894
I'm not a jew, also money is a lie, the only truth is total peace through total insanity
>>27183894
way too fat for that
>otherwise id definitely consider it, one way or another
I have too much self respect to sell it.So I let guys use it for free.
> chat with fembot online
> share interests,
> put into the convo more than her
> make funny jokes
> generally try to be a pleasant conversationalist
> get one word replies every n minutes and eventually ignored
*sigh
> try again, this time act disinterested
> ignore most of convo
> act like I could care less
> get dumped with tons of replies and even full blown nudes
Why do you do this fembots? You do realize that you're conditioning men to treat you like shit because basic behavioral learning pushes towards reward not punishment. Are you mentally ill?
>>27183621
The guy in the first panel sounds do fucking needy.
>>27183621
Because they bitch and moan about guys being jerks (as usual) so naive betas think "oh I"ll just be nice to and she'll think I'm different and like me". Then these betas realize it's just usual female drama and turn into selfish jerks themselves thus repeating the vicious cycle.
>>27184338
How the fuck does that sound even remotely needy? What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
Are women from another fucking planet?
>be African American
>hate africans
Every African I talk to at work is always looking at me with their nose up because theyre from africa and im African American. They talk about how we commit crimes and we are stupid etc but look at their shit countries. There is not one good African country. Africans, explain why is it you feel you're better than me because you come from a country where everyone has aids and is poor?
Hi I'm African
Some of us think that you had such a great opportunity to be born in a developed country, and yet you waste it away doing all these derogatory actions.
But for the most part, they are trying to feel better about themselves because we are at the lowest of low and that can take a toll.
>>27183460
Uh, Africans are actually getting their shit together. I won't say it's great all over, but they're actually improving their situation.
What exactly have you done?
>>27183689
Why is it you guys have your own countries and you were never slaves yet you still manage to be worse off than African Americans?
Do homosexuals tend to have the worst personality traits?
>>27183273
that depends... what are your personality traits?
Yes.
I'm really gay.
And I have the worst traits, ever
>>27183273
Yeah because they base their whole existence around their sexuality
ITT fictional characters who are robots, I start
>disabled
>antisocial
>hates everyone
>everybody hates him
>abnormal
>nihilistic
>lazy
>has lots of troubles with girls and relationships
>has very few or no friends
>hates to be around other people
>depressed
>abuses drugs
>full of tfw's
>self-loathing
>self destructive
100% robot
he's a cyborg because he has sex
>>27183262
hookers don't count, you can buy hookers too if you want
>>27183241
>House
>lazy
>has lots of trouble with relationships
What series have you been watching? It's not House MD.
He works 24/7 and successfully manipulates the people around him. He doesn't have lots of trouble with relationships, he's just an ass.
If you are a virgin,why do you fap to porn?,i mean you don't know how sex feels.
I can pretend
You can imagine sensations too, you know
>>27183232
Do you have any other sexual outlet closer to sex other than porn?
Porn usually depicts a woman, and can hear its voice, you miss the others senses, but that's already close enough.
Now what do you propose? Sex? What if i didn't want to fuck random bitches or prostitutes but wanted sex within a relationship with a virgin, wich are now a rarity?
Now to keep the point:
I want sex.
I don't want sex with whores.
What's the closest outlet to it? Amateur porn and imagination
I like to fap to 2d girls.
How do you dress outside of your NEET caves?
bump, making mine
essential school-shooter-two-years-past-the-time-you-could-easily-shoot-up-a-school core
That's my most common outfit for the last few months. Damn I need to buy some better winter clothes next year.
Are any of you successful enough to live on your own? Or even on your way to? What do you do, or what are you working towards?
Please help, guys. I'm a NEET, and need advice/ideas on what to do with my worthless life. I think about blowing my brains out every day.
>>27183119
If you live on your own you either don't belong here and/or you are a rent cuck.
>>27183119
I am. I am a nurse in the US. Getting to that point took 2 years of intense bullshit, and I had parental financial support. It can still be done, but it would take you a while and it would suck badly for that period of time. Night shift nursing isn't so bad. 3 12 hour shifts then freedom for an extended duration. In time, I can do traveling nursing and make a lot of money and take longer periods of time off work.
>>27183203
More info please. What kind of nurse are you? I don't know all the different titles, like RN, LPN, etc. What education/training did you pursue? How much do you make? Do you like it/see yourself doing it for life? How do you plan on moving up? More training/education/certifications, or just experience?
