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>they're having sex right fucking now
anyone know these feels?
>>27175954
and i fucking skype called her too. i live two states over. why didn't she invite me? huh? is it because i'm not chad? you fucking shallow cunt.
rip
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>he's just a friend haha
>he's my friend calm down
>he's a good friend i talk to sometimes lol
>he's my guy-friend calm down anon
>he's just a friend, why are you so butthurt all the time
>he's just a friend, why can't i have guys as friends?
>tfw no Makoto-like gf
>>27175875
>you will never have a Yayoi gf
>>27176093
Yayoi is a child!
>>27176141
And Makoto is 16.
Why did your father never teach you about women?
I'm sure he sat you down for the birds and the bees at some point, but why never anything about women?
the da is a fundamentalist christian. if you so much as imply anything remotely related to sex in his presence he will change the subject immediately.
there was no birds and bees talk. and he never said anything about women other than to suggest that arguing with them over bullshit was a waste of time. he's also a chubby chaser and the woman he left mom for is the worst. also he's mentally ill. my childhood was... something.
He died when I was 10, not like it matters. Who is so dumb not to realize what women are for?
Parents got divorced when I was 6-8. I live with my mom. Why is it a surprise that I ended up here?
Am I now gay for butt fucking a man and having him suck my dick because I was desperate?
Yes, you engaged in gay sex. You're a faggot.
Congratulations, anon.
>>27175765
But I'm still straight, i like women
>>27175695
Do you like men?
>tfw i revealed my power level to my family
>be me
>having dinner with family
>uncle is stone mason
>uncle tells story how he built a gravestone for a 17 yr old girl who committed suicide
>her family said she was suffering with depression
>i interupt him and say it is literally impossible for a 17 yr old girl to be depressed
>sure she can be "depressed" in the sense of wah wah, the hot guy at school rejected me, wah wah
>but she can not be truly depressed
>no matter where she goes or what she does in life a woman will never be alone and never have real reason to be depressed
>i am a 23 yr old virgin and no girl wants anything to do with me
>natural selection was at work and she was not deemed fit to live in this world
>mfw my family looking at me like i escaped from an insane asylum
>>27175628
Did you escape from an asylum.
Because your clearly mentally ill enough to see the truth when it's right in front off you.
Teenagers have a high rate of depression and suicide.
Depression is a real illnes caused buy chemical imbalance in the brain.
Fuck of with you childish memes
Believe you me, I don't want this to be real.
If such a level of autism actually exists, then I'm well on my way there.
>he fell for the "girls can't be depressed" meme
Numale hate thread
You guys may be beta, but atleast you're not this pathetic
>>27175505
Domt speak so soon. Thanks to the reddit invasion theres alot of numales that browse here as well
Are numales better or worse than stereotypical robots?
Both are cancer who must be eliminated to make America great again.
>>27175505
>will take his wife's last name
does that even happen
I know that people combine and also maintain their individual last names sometimes
ITT: pictures that sum up your current life situation
All I do is work.
But I work miracles.
I want to get off my ADD's wild ride...
I'm addicted to the meaningless and detrimental.
Anyone /buddhism/ here? is it just another meme religion or has it really worked for you?
>>27175454
Didn't you post this thread earlier with the exact same photo but an edgier title. Fuck off faggot
>>27175480
...no? link to thread?
i've listened to some lectures given by monks and all in all i find a lot about their beliefs make sense.
it's more accurate to call buddhism a practice than religion, i think. also, why would i care how other people perceive me? i'm not buddhist, i'm not anything. i practice breathing meditation sometimes when i feel overwhelmed and it's been very helpful.
people who identify as buddhist or anything else for that matter are missing the point entirely.
>I may never have had sex or been in a relationship, but trust me, women are evil. I've read enough /r/theredpill and 4chan posts to know.
>I may have never shrunk down to the size of a gluon to verify for myself, but trust me, different elements have differing numbers of protons in their respective nucleus. Trust me, I read enough physics textbooks to know.
>le epin awkward hat may may.jpg
>>27175442
>You don't need to practice a sport to be good at it, dude. I watch enough football and read enough books about it to be a pro.
>I unironically have never asked a woman out and think I know anything about them
Retarded webcomics thread
Ths one m800000
BLOCXX
>>27175255
u forgot something
serial number 34428792
I've noticed Doj has started posting here a lot more recently.
Does anybody else wonder what he'll do when his internet gf cucks him? He can't please her through Skype sex alone kek.
Will he lose the trip? Will he begin seeing women the way we do? Will he finally take his reddit opinions where they belong?
>inb4 Doj derails thread by trying to act smart and argue with me even though we all know he's just another numale
nobody gives a fuck about some newfag trip
ive seen enough attention starved low intelligence idiots for one life
>>27175254
This desu-senpai. /thread
I don't care if my gf cucks me. I'll break up with her and move on with my life.
Unlike you manbabies, I'm actually mature. Shocker.
I am so alone.
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
>>27175171
call your dad or mommy. I know it sucks and is annoying, but you'll feel better.
What do I do? The only way out of this is suicide, getting a job, or becoming homeless. What do I do guys? How can I make it out of this if I'm not a functioning human being? How do I suppress the fucking realization that I'm a fucking robot and go on with my life?
>>27175203
My Daddy and mommy are abusive individuals. It wouldn't help me at all. I am truly alone.
A few times I jacked off in the bathroom of other people's houses, and a few times in the shower. Both situations were just much harder and less enjoyable.
in your mom's face
>>27175136
Into your dads asshole.
In your sister's pussy
Freeze, scum! We're the Virgin Assassins! We hunt down weak/ugly guys over the age of 18.
If you can prove to us that you've had sex at least once in your pathetic life, you may live. If not, you'll be executed on the spot.
one time i had sex with my little sister as a prank
How about I try to pleasure you and we will see.hehe, I don't have a clue but i'l atleast get to put Penis in vagina
*sigh of relief*
does anyone on here have experience with vegetarian tendies? I want to ask a qt girl if she wants to eat something with me, but girls can't eat meat. If I cook us Morning Star Chik'n Tendies will they be too yucky that I might throw up all over the girl's blouse? I don't want to seem like a gross guy on a first dinner date. Help?
>>27175026
Do you also suck cock?
>>27175067
Because nothing's manlier than having meat in your mouth.
I'm a girl and yes, I prefer real tendies, with bbq sauce.
don't hit on me though
