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>>27175255
u forgot something
serial number 34428792
>>27175255
>tfw no witty chubby tumblr browsing gf
>>27176425
When she has cankles instead of wrists she's fucking fat anon.
>>27176374
> retarded
> not god tier
>>27176219
>>27175255
It's hilarious how they draw themselves as beautiful smooth princesses when in reality they're disgusting and lumpy
That's why we're here Jenkins
Not a web comic, but similar retardation
>>27176780
>wearing thongs on your period
>>27176547
truthfully, i don't think anyone would complain about nailing a creature that looked like either of those
>>27177111
But, that's the point most fat chicks don't look like that. They have rolls, stretch marks, cellulite bulging in weird places, and are sweaty. They are not princesses.
>>27177245
i work in a hospital, i have a full understanding of how disgusting humans can be
>>27176547
it looks like the author isnt even fat, just mega sjw i guess doing her part against the mean skinnies by acknowledging her thin privilege
What the one where they have shoe-horned in just about every minority possible. every character is like
>POC non-binary queer demi-girl :))
whatever the fuck that means
>>27177318
i'm an EMT that works in the ER, mostly it's just starting IV's, transporting patients, running simple lab tests, patient comfort
it's not all that specialized but I can do everything a nurse can other than administer meds
>>27175255
>maximum fize size 2MB
fuck this board 2bh
>>27177366
That's really cool anon. The medical field is so interesting. Also, I've just realized that there are a lot of robots who are EMTs.
>>27177422
I like how Ms. Respect for others doesn't even refute his points, she just calls him an asshole
>>27177426
i'm shooting for either fire or nursing, and I agree
20 years ago if you mentioned that someday we'd be growing human organs or having a printer that can print in 3D and even print artificial organs like eyes and arms you'd be crazy, so I'd like to see where we are in another 20 years
>>27177422
>commentary is 100% correct until author self-inserts as a floating tub of purple shit
What the fuck
>>27177422
Wasn't expecting that ending, thought the comic was illustrating how political correctness can be hypocritical and even dangerous.
He presents his cases in a clear logical manner that could be disputed in a discussion.
So the guy that wants equality and safety for everyone is a jerk.
The guy that is concerned about the obesity epidemic and wants to help people become healthy is an asshole.
The person that acknowledges the incredibly obvious fact that anyone can be racist regardless of race or sex gets violently assaulted.
So basically this is the prime example of the feminist agenda, if you disagree with females and don't worship them you should be killed.
>tfw being leafcuck
>>27177625
Wait a minute that hairstyle...
>>27176780
The Irony of This one has always made me laugh.
>>27177625
I think I know who is behind this.
[Hands rub faintly in the distance]
>>27177734
I think she wiped too vigorously.
>>27177245
obesity so popular in america it got two sequels
>>27177625
>We have freedom of speech except we don't
>>27177584
Except Mx Respect For Others literally tells him "say whatever you want". She doesn't dispute his points or criticise him for saying his stuff because his stuff is valid too - the point is that his error isn't the stuff he says as such but forgetting that free speech doesn't mean he can just say whatever and not get criticised. Lots of free speech advocated forget that free speech means that you should be allowed to say whatever without punishment, but people can still disagree and criticise you; that's THEIR free speech.
And yes, even when you are 100% right about something, free speech means that idiots who are 100% wrong still get to criticise you.
>>27176547
*triggeredd
>>27179966
It was explained to me as, even if somebody is wrong, telling them so is more wrong because it is mean. You can play the same game as them if you want.
>>27175255
this one manages to be both retarded and gay
SJWs fuck off. You aren't one of us and you aren't wanted here.
Can we make "feminist tears" a thing?
>>27180134
Accurate description of my meeting a tranny.
Hold onto your dicks gentlemen
>>27180416
Continuing the degenerate saga
>>27180428
I can't masturbate to this.
>>27180454
I hope you guys like bears.
>>27175255
>fat girl
Witty
>thin girl
severly autistic. Seriously, a long wided monologue is not the way to reply to bantz.
>>27175255
>text dump
She mad.
>>27178716
Top bantz. Keep it up, proud of you.
nominating this classic
>>27180489
>>27180454
>>27180428
>>27180416
I kek'd but also threw up
LOLOoriginalL
>>27180416
>And best of all, it's uncut!
>>27180416
>>27180428
We used to build rockets that could travel to the moon.
>>27180590
C======B^U
>not posting unbased Dobson
>>27180590
ENDLESS PARODIES
>>27180709
IT'LL NEVER STOP.
>>27180666
Is there a bigger faggot on the planet than dobson.
Also, check'd.
>>27176425
I lived that feel and its not as great as it sounds.
Most likely she will have pics up and down her tumblr of good looking guys. It just creates anger and resentment, especially if you make your own tumblr to follow hot chicks (there's a ton on tumblr)
>>27180743
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHshsahdhdas
>>27175255
Not really a webcomic but still funny.
>>27180416
>>27180428
>>27180454
>>27180489
This shit is going to summon Slaanesh
>>27180666
>Doesnt understand maths
>is smugly asking a football player about the periodic table
I would bet my nuts that this fat cuck doesnt even understand what half the shit on a periodic table even is.
>>27180666
Holy fuck this is bad
Why does this balding man think anybody would want to read his boring and stupid opinions
>>27180416
>>27180428
hahaha this is satirical guys!
right?
...guys?
>>27180851
He's probably one of those people who's a science "fan", the sort that likes pictures of galaxies on facebook and calls it science.
>>27180666
>be physics major
>really like math
>autism senses tingle as i peruse this image
>eyes dart around comic
>see "math"
>"BUT WHY DOES X+Y=Z?"
>mfw
holy shit, this guy is a huge loser. muh "i don't like sports," muh "math so hard," muh "twilight is gay lol." i am so fucking triggered by this image right now
>>27180851
>can't appreciate seinfeld
Legitimately made me rage
>>27180851
Yeah this she is fucking stupid.
>tee-hee I'm a total geek!!
>why is algebra so hard!!
Except this guy is a fucking old man and not a teen girl.
>>27180946
>mfw ive never seen a single episode of Seinfeld
Dont judge me, im not american. I am pretty sloshed at the moment. recommend me a good episode.
>>27180594
Don't start you dirty kike
>>27180946
>>27181105
I never dedicatedly watched Seinfeld, only saw snippets of it as a kid. I found it to be very unfunny, but maybe I was too young at the time to get it.
I've seen Jerry Seinfeld guest star on other shows, like Louie, and he was pretty funny in that.
Watch Louie, drunk anon.
>>27181181
He had a hot gf back in the day.
>>27181181
Are you that faggot who keeps posting Louie sketches on /f/? stop. they are not funny.
They are also not bad enoug to be rageworthy.
>>27181214
and she was 17. it was like a footnote in the media and ultimately nobody cared that he was ravaging that 17 year old puss and mandhandling those massive teen titties.
>>27181181
Seinfeld was huge dude. Like pushed the paradigm of sitcom to a whole nother level. That's why there was a billion sitcoms in the late 90s, to try to harp on its success. In the context of now, it's still pretty good, but you have a lot of diluted cliches from lesser shittier shows that have made it seem worse. IMO it's like the Shakespeare of sitcoms, not even being ironic. It's full of cliches(that it created) and antique things but the ideas are solid as hell, it's just been referenced to death it's almost boring now.
>>27181289
To be honest, girls 16-20 are literally made for breeding and nobody should really worry about it. To this day, 17 year old girls are quite sexy, if you ask me.
pls post moar liberal comics.
>>27181238
Hell no. I don't post on /f/.
>>27181298
I think I was just young enough for it to go over my head. I was born in 91.
>>27180666
This dumb cunt has no idea what D&D is. I hope he gets socked in the face by the deranged fat nerd from Zero Charisma.
You guys want retarded webcomics?
I got retarded webcomics
>>27181451
>>27181438
nooooooo
fuck off, I hate these and by extension everything about you
>>27181422
How can you even not understand DnD, it's practically one of the most intuitive games possible assuming you have a good DM. You just roll dice and use your imagination for fucks sake
>>27180743
NEVER EVERpls dont mute me
Guaranteed replies.jpgpls dont mute me
>>27181503
Yeah. The whole "lol your +9 mage loses against the "hoard" (he spelled horde wrong I'm pretty sure) is not how the game works, things don't get resolved in one fucking dice roll (most of the time).
I fucking hate big bang theory and every pop culture display of D&D, it just makes the game look like complete autistic wankery. Which it is, but it's also fun, and the movies never show that.
>>27181493
Sorry senpai, I'm just getting started
>>27181493
And this gravy train ain't stoppin' anything soon
>>27180590
I'm just gettin started
this thread is making me so mad
here's some sanity
ghsjdlhf
>>27181493
I dunno why I said "gravy train" cause that's gay as fuck, maybe cause i'm thinking of that Pink Floyd song
>>27181493
I can't decide which Wish You Were Here song is my favorite.
>>27181688
This one is actually kind of funny to be honest my family member
>>27181493
If Shine on you Crazy Diamond counts as one song, it might be 2nd place after Wish You Were Here. The weird thing is I can't decide which song is the worst one.
>>27181493
Have A Cigar isn't a bad song but I feel like it is the least good song on the album. But really it depends on my mood. I have a lot of emotional memories attached to these songs.
>>27181493
Wish You Were Here was a song I picked for a dance date to be played so I could dance with her while listening to it. We did, she didn't kiss me, and I ended up depressed when she "dumped" me so I didn't listen to it for over 2 years.
>>27181493
I think my favorite Pink Floyd song is either High Hopes or Not Now John, with Wish You Were Here as 3rd place maybe?
>>27181741
OK this one was funny
>>27181493
Honestly I think those three are tied. At least in my opinion. Wish You Were Here and The Division Bell are my favorite albums.
>>27181493
I dunno though. Pink Floyd used to be my favorite band, I listened to nothing else. Literally nothing else.
>>27181730
>>27181741
Holy fuck, I can't tell if these are satire or not but they're fucking cracking me up because of how stupid they are
Also, Welcome to the Machine is my favorite, but that might be because I love hearing it live so much. On the album, shine on part 1 is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhwQq2s9UuY
>>27181493
It's not like I don't like Pink Floyd anymore, I just listened to it so much that it overwhlemed my brain. I still listen to it sometimes, as well as David Gilmour solo albums, but I listened to pink floyd so much, i knew every song by heart.
>>27181493
Honestly though I'm just yacking on about Pink Floyd and my personal music tastes that no one gives a fuck about, to keep posting these comics. Because you guys awnted retarded webcomics.
>>27181493
Damn it I lost my train of thought. I don't even remeber what I was talking about. I think I have autism.
>>27181830
>>27181801
lol are you me
now I hardly listen to pf because I've listened to it all so many times already
also don't stop posting these comics, they're golden
>>27181774
>not Ummagumma
origami comment
>>27181493
Oh yeah I remember now
These are the most retarded webcomics you will ever see. And I will keep posting all 70-something of them.
>>27180590
We've reached terminal loss
>>27181755
Storytime senpai
>>27181851
nice b8
ummagumma live is probably the best live album though
>>27181493
Shit I don't even remember what I was saying. I'm trying to do like 8 other things in addition to this image dump.
Can you understand this image?
>>27181493
Also I just got some yoghurt I bought with GBP, suck it wagecucks. Just kidding, NEETS are inferior garbage. What are they going to do when their parents die?
>>27181914
jesus, you might be autistic anon
>>27181493
Finally hit two lines of replies on anon's "nooo fuck off I hate these and by extenion everything about you" comment. I bet he feels like a real fag now!
>>27181493
I've always meant to make a joke about my peanus weanus because I thnk that was one of the most hilarious moments in /v/ history.
Shit I think my autism is falling apart.
>>27180666
id almost feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a pretentious asshole with no talent
>>27181493
Why the fuck do I always have to solve like 3 different captchas just to post? All this shit will be deleted in 24 hours with the rest of 4chan so why does it matter?
>>27181928
I'm still here desu, keep posting
>>27181916
I can't for the life of me figure out how to read this. It no fucking sense.
>>27181493
Nothings wrong with freckles by the way, I just felt like saying there was because I couldn't think of another bodily feature. Besides my peanus weanus! Haha!
>>27180489
>barafags
Vomitous.
>>27181493
This is probably the most retarded comic out of all the ones I've posted so far.
>>27181965
Start at a game you enjoyed I think, pick a direction depending on what you liked and it should take you to another game you'll enjoy?
Idk
>>27180506
She came in ass blasted at the whale, got "muh curves" blasted in her face, and continued being needlessly catty.
It's just like real female interactions.
>>27181493
I originally drew these on index cards on a long car ride to piss off my brother cause we were bored. That was 4 years ago, now I'm 21 and I haven't made one of these shitty things in like 2 years. Now I am in college failing out of Pre-Algebra. Life sucks.
>>27182006
i like em m8
>>27182006
holy shit, you made these?
anon, there are no words
these are so incredibly autistic and amazing at the same time
>>27181916
I thought I got the gist of it until it seemed to say that dark souls has dialogue choices instead of action, wot
>>27181493
Did I post the 1st one yet? I guess I did. Nice job duplicate file system.
>>27181866
we must go deeperno mute please
>>27182060
Saved them all. These are pretty decent nil
No, this isguaranteed replies.png
>>27181916
>start from a game
>pick an arrow
>can only go in the same direction you came from
>>27177625
what the fuck this isn't true I call people niggers all the damn time and nothing ever-
*mountie feds bust through my window*
>>27181870
Okay
> be 16
> like grill
> ask her to dance after months
> get friend who is DJ to play wish you were here for us
> dance together
> buy her and her brother xmas presents
> give her candy during study hall
> pretend we are dating
> in reality we are awkward as fuck together and have no chemistry
> denial continues for 3 months until she dumps me
> never kissed or fucked or even came close honestly
> only hugged like twice
> get incredibly depressed, go to museum the next day with family
> see sex mentioned in exhibit, get sick realizing I will never have sex with qt
> listen to pink floyd a lot
> start having angry racist thoughts after listening to the wall
> not even actually racist, just outlet for anger
> start actually fantasizing about being a nazi leader and killing people
> cut self several times and end up losing 2 friends after getting pissed at them for telling school psychologist
> literally would just type pink floyd lyrics into Gmail Chat of friends, i have no idea why
> am miserable about this for next year until I drop out of school
> qt friend (different girl) visits me on last day of school
> kind of fall for her
> she ends up rejecting me as well
> try an heroing
> pussy out and fail
Basically how I got to where I am now. In retrospect I cringe at how autistic as fuck I was.
2 more days until the 5 years anniversary of when she dumped me. Took me 2 years to get over her, and even then it was only cause I jacked off to her fb pics like 300 times.
>>27182133
fucking insane
>>27181851
>>27181877
Ummagumma's pretty good. I love the early Pink Floyd, too. Fuckign love Fearless and If, as well as the first two songs on Obscured by Clouds that have weird names so I can't fucking remember them
>>27182189
That sucks man.
I like your cartoons anyhow
>>27182035
>>27182039
Thanks senpai. It makes the autism worth it to hear these kind words.
>>27182133
>I'll bet you've never touched a controller in your life
jeez, triggered in the first panel...
>>27182133
>I need to discuss with this lovely lady over here what her mage strategies are
a-are they gonna fuck?
>>27182199
no this is. ori ori gina L
>>27182067
Glad you like them. I put them all on tumblr under "fuckedupcomics" but I haven't updated it in forever because I ran out of ideas for them. Maybe I'll try to make some more again sono.
>>27182236
You could start a webcomic, I'd read it
>>27181624
THE DOCTOR DIDN'T FUCKING PICK IT
YOU HAVE THE XY CHROMOSOME YOU ARE A FUCKING MALE. BIOLOGY 'PICKED' IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERES NOTHING ELSE TO IT THE ARTIST IS A FUCKING HACKKKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27182223
Thanks man. It sucks because I found out she cums really easy, my friend was talking to a friend of mine on Gchat who was friends with her next Boyfriend. Said she came after like 3 thrusts. I'd been trying really hard not to jack off to her because it was way too painful, but I got so horny I went into the bathroom and jerked off a fucking bucketload just imagining that shit, and then went on facebook and jacked off to photos of the two of them together. After that I felt so much better.
>>27181928
That was a good one anon
Did you make these?
>>27181493
I'll go back to replying to this faggot now. I don't even have much else to say, I'm just trying to figure out which comics I didn't post yet. I uploaded all of them at fuckedupcomics.tumblr.com.
Not fuckedupcomic, because that leads to the blog of some gay-ass comedian no one gives a fuck about. But he's more famous than me anyway, which is gay as shit but whatever, that's how life goes.
>>27181493
I just got asked to solve a captcha looking for street signs at a railway crossing. I couldn't find anyway, and then it told me I was wrong when I selected the railroad crossing bar. Fucking retarded, go fuck yourself google. I hope ISIS drops a fuckign nuke on you all.
>>27181624
shit hadn't seen this one anon
thanks
>>27181493
Shit now the captchas come back to life? I have to click and then hit enter before more of them appear? Like some shitty candy crush game?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GOOGLE
>>27177422
"never question why things are the way they are, unless you are brown or have a hole"
>>27181493
Fuck I am not goign to eb able to post all of them, guys, sorry, I can't figure out which ones I haven't posted yet and I'm not interested in going back through the duplicate file shit for each one. Sorry.
I wonder if there's some mathematical shit to figure out the point at which it's futile to continue trying to post because my memory will start failing me and I'll start posting duplicate images. No math can encapsulate retardation though. That sounds really deep but it's actually some gay shit I came up with in like 5 seconds.
>>27177734
binge eating is an eating disorder
>>27181493
Okay, I'm gonna end off with this one since it's one of my favorites. I actually tried this with a grill, she said that joke about how she went up to a guy and said that, and I said some girl had done it to me and I'd said "actually it's a banana peel, I ran out of socks" and she laughed. We didn't fuck though, which was sad.
peace out r9k
>>27182284
haha get fucked shitlord.
>>27177422
The purple bitch is totally right.
>>27182246
Please
please
dump this glorious comic
its your fault that your hobby isn't very inclusive
>>27182316
>first panel
is he throwing a spermie at him
>>27182133
Bet she can't even play dwarf fortress without having !!FUN!! within the first few minutes
or beat me at crusader kings 2 with all expansions
or develop a homebrew game in unity using c++ for the htc vive
Girls can play autism simulators, but they'll never truly enjoy them
>>27180416
reality is fucking ridiculous now.
>>27182486
This is spot on. Male gamers are 99% creeps. The funny thing is then they tell everyone they're "nice guys" and that's why they're virgins.
>>27180428
why does she have crutches? for diversity?
>>27182566
Pretty sure 99.9% of male gamers ignore women if they ever see them in real life.
>>27182496
No, it's meant to be a rock.
>>27182246
>You were a lust penis
ORIGINALITY
>>27181639
i cant fucking believe this one got me
>>27177525
No it isn't.
>>27177625
I see atheists here protesting against the Church constantly.
>>27181830
I did the exact same thing. it was 90%of what I listened to for a year, now I rarely listen to them
>>27182403
Post the one that a girl says she's breaking up with a guy cause his dick is small and he replies that her vagina is small too.
Pls.
>>27180416
>>27180428
I don't understand what these are for. Is it supposed to be funny? Sexy?
I'm even into pegging and these just made me confused
>>27182566
haha, am I right, fellow gamer?
>>27182403
Thanks m8, loved the autism.
>>27177422
>liberals making passive-aggressive webcomics to make their points
I wish they'd just articulate their views like intelligent human beings. They could write an essay, or put together a podcast, or do literally anything that requires reading more than 140 characters.
Modern men are just big children who need pretty pictures, 2 minute YouTube clips, and tweets to get information. The attention span of the average person is unbelievably short.
I'm starting to think the internet was a fucking mistake.
>>27182851
Okay.
>>27182819
Good to hear someone else went through it. it's weird to say they are my favorite band even though at one poitn I hadn't listened to them in a year.
>>27182860
>they laughed at you because you were ugly, not because you played videogames
Isn't that even worse?
>>27182875
>I'm starting to think the internet was a fucking mistake
the internet was fine
the web was a mistake
>>27182284
Why don't you get a little more... flexible :)
>>27181624
She didn't answer the fucking question
>>27182926
this whole "identity" business just boggles my mind.
Why would you seriously spend time thinking about this crap?
You could be watching tv or something instead
>>27180489
>tfw no bear bf to cuddle up with
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27182900
Thanks anon. I like that one.
>>27182189
I used to type pink floyd lyrics into chats as well. I only did it when I was talking to normies so I felt smart and special. I always hate who I was no matter where I am in life.
>>27180709
i dont get this art piece, someone explain it to me
>>27182926
Full Metal Activist
>>27183067
forgot pic original unmute
>>27182998
pic related, senpai. Glad I'm not alone.
I don't know what to say, you just have to suffer through the cringe. Or never think about the past.
>>27182985
You're welcome. I'm glad you like it, that's one of my favorites as well.
>>27183057
It's a loss edit, it's a really obscure meme that's parodying this webcomic made by an (actually quite good) online artist about his girlfriend having a miscarriage. It came out that it was (obviously) a ridiculous and insensitive thing to try and portray in a serious webcomic and I believe it was near the top of the list as to why his gf then dumped him
There are thousands and thousands of images that just replicate it's general layout, google loss (the name of that comic) edit
>>27182860
right we are, fellow connoisseur of the electronic interactive entertainment variety.
>>27183118
shit
>>27180590 here's origional
>>27182925
Thanks for the clarification. I just quickly read up on the difference between the two. The internet is the actual system of networks right? While the web is like an information space?
I guess I always used them interchangeably, so I never bothered to learn the difference.
>>27175255
I know you won't believe me, I once was very very good friends with the person who made that edit irl before crazy shit went down
>>27183174
"The Internet" is a physical thing, "the web" then runs on the internet, but it's not the only thing running on the internet.
>>27183118
>>27183057
Why don't you follow the chain to it's source then bub?
>>27183147
this feels like another form of 2016 man
>>27180416
How have we allowed this shit.
>>27183196
Thanks, that makes sense. I guess I'll have to do more reading to understand it enough to talk about it.
Are the people who make these comments just not getting it? Do their cuck brains prevent them from seeing the truth? Or do they know that they fucked up and they're just covering their tracks?
Help me out on this
>>27177422
>calling for an end to political correctness is just calling for freedom to be assholes without worrying about being treated like an asshole
No. I don't give a shit about people being PC, but it's another matter when governments (pushed by lobbyists) decide that you shouldn't be able to say some things since it causes unrest or offends permanent victims. Being against institutionally enforced political corectness is the duty of anyone who doesn't want to be part of a facist state.
The problem with the sheep mentality of the people that Politically incorrect man is attacking is that it agrees with measures such as state enforced censorship, in this light, being against political correctness is the same as being for the unconditional freedom of speech.
>>27177625
Holy shit, it's Loss.
![3679859+_75fdef48813afffc7465538712bbbf16[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7WzLCrC.png "3679859+ 75fdef48813afffc7465538712bbbf16[1]")
>>27183503
IT NEVER ENDS
LOSS FOREVER
>>27180666
Does this guy like anything? What an insufferable cunt
>>27180538
I don't get it ORIGAMI COMMEBNT
>>27183355
>that pic
But why? Where's the financial gain in pushing a retarded form of socialism and dumbass libertarianism? Isn't there more to be gotten out of ordered conservatism?
>>27181928
lmao you got me
i still hope you die though, and your shitty comics
were those
>>27182403
made in that stickman animator program? i used to love that until i hit middle school
>>27182926
Second one. My left arm has to be female so I can jack off without being gay by touching a penis
>>27183557
No, I made them in MSpaint. I know what proram you mean though.
>>27183541
Pushing people to vote for Bernie divides the vote in favor of Clinton who's controlled by the establishment, unlike Trump.
>>27183628
>thinking a candidat was ever not controlled by the establishment
Jesus Christ.
>>27182431
It's like the switch men with women
>>27181493
whats it like to be tism'd on anon?
>>27182926
My head is a faggot, but my body does like to fuck chicks. Checks out.
>>27183628
I mean in the grander sense. All the SJW shit. Not just Bernie but that whole side of politics.
>>27182189
I really like your cartoons
they're so absurdly blunt, i haven't laughed at things like this n years
>>27180709
here's my favorit eloss
get fucked /co/!
>>27183744
I'm glad you like them. I find myself laughing at them despite myself.
In other news, I sucked seven dicks today, to completion!
>>27177466
Keep pretending you people ever make points other than contrarian nonsense with no proof just claims "no you, nu uh, red herring blah blah this is what racism is, its true cause i said it".
>>27183797
prequel is good tho
despite half its fanbase being furrys
>>27183674
well, it's a little bit like this
the guy reminds me of someone i used to know in high school, more because of his posting style than anything. the last i heard about him was when he asked out this girli was hooking up with
>>27180666
Don't hate the dob, he is one of us.
>>27182875
> please diminish the effectiveness of your message by pointlessly intellectualizing it so i dont have to deal with it as much
yeah nice try bud.
>>27180666
nevermind, he's a white knight fucking faggot
>>27183779
woah, would not have seen that unless you pointed it out
>>27181838
Wish you were here is my favourite too. I think Meddle and Obscured by Clouds are tied for second place.Dark Side of the Moon has a place of honor outside of the lineup:^)
>>27182133
kinda hot desu senpai.
>>27180089
Dude too cool, my cumputer froze and had to post this on phone
>>27183355
>>27183628
All the candidates suck. Trump is just a different kind of shit.
>>27183898
hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
>>27183875
what exactly was the problem with quiet? I haven't got that far into the game
was it just tittys?
>>27181624
He has a penis
that's why
for fuck's sake, tumblr...
>>27180666
Thanks, satan, was looking for this cringe for a while
>>27180416
I don't understand anymore
>>27183977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orBgRHeswo
Kojima purposefully baited people into complaining about her outfit while ignoring everything else about her. By complaining that Quiet is nothing but an objectified sex object, they themselves reduced her to nothing more than an objectified sex object for them to be offended by.
>>27177422
Hey, I see it like this: If they want to have safe-spaces for women I want safe spaces away from blacks.
>>27182431
Somebody had to be so fucking mad to create this comic. I love stuff like this.
>>27183977
the time has come, the song is over
thought I'd something more to say...
>>27183731
Because the progressive ideology is anti-free speech and anti-expression.
Most conservative ideologies also follow suit, but there are those rare golden pieces of classical liberal ideology still present.
It's safer to go with far left marxist ideology than it is to go with far right.
>>27181684
based phil
>>27180121
>criticize
>assault
Pick one, you fucking autist.
>>27182133
This could make up for a good copypasta. On the other side, cringe as fuck m8, who the fuck cares about joust, fucking poser
The top four panels are normie ledditor drivel. The last two are my own improvements.
argonian comment
>>27183836
>this is what racism is, its true cause i said it
Also, if the pot's to be believed, the kettle is black.
>>27183864
He's literally going through an existential crisis due to the cognitive dissonance of believing his own bullshit.
>>27183898
Agreed. Meddle is an excellent album, One of these Days was the first pink floyd song I ever heard.
completely unrelated, do any of you like pokemon?
>>27183147
What a faggot
bl0x
thinking of getting a tribal tattoo, found this design. what do you guys think?
>>27184539
Pokemon Is ok with me...
>>27181451
I kek'ed
OrigAmi commento desu
>>27182431
>Proof that feminists don't unserstand that meninism is satire
[Spoiler]lesbo, bitch, dyke[/spoiler]
>>27184539
Only the original 151.
>>27180804
you said it best family
>>27182006
They are hilarious, idk why
I'm lying in bed sick and in pain and they're helping a lot
>>27180416
sweet baby jesus stop it
>>27182246
This is so horrible it's kind of a masterpiece
anybody else remembered the dickwolves controversy?
http://debacle.tumblr.com/post/3041940865/the-pratfall-of-penny-arcade-a-timeline
>>27183674
How is that autism? Tell me anon
>>27176374
>retarded
WTF is wrong with you, this one's actually pretty funny.
>>27182236
Your sense of humor is fucking spot on
>>27182246
Why is this always posted as a gif and not a static comic?
>>27180416
ROOOUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
jk just made my face look angry and i grunted
>>27177625
>we have freedom of speech
>until you say something i don't like, then your ass gets thrown in prison
>we totally have freedom of speech though
>>27177625
>within reason
The slippery slope is a fallacy, goy; don't believe that nonsense.
>>27180454
requesting a crop of the bit where it says WATERSPORTS with confetti and shit for my reaction folder.
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>>27176219
>Stacy gives landwhale constructive criticism but fat-cunt gave her uncalled for attitude in return.
funny how fatty-bitch is all snarky towards the Stacey but IRL fatties burst into greasy tears when the same snark is thrown their way (bawwww don't fat-shame me!).
Typical tumblrina behaviour: Dish it but can't take it
>>27180134
This edit pleases the boner
>>27183864
At first I just clicked the pic and didn't read the username and thought it was being posted because it was a whiny tumblrina
>>27182133
Was this made by a man?
>>27180666
>+9 mage
>hoard
I mean fucking what? Is his sword a +9 named "mage" and he's attacking a hoard of treasure what the fuck?
>>27182401
this
also anything by pic-related is retarded socjus pandering
>>27176780
What is it with women and cake, it's not even fucking good just stodgy overly sweet crap
>>27185364
dammit forgot pic.
>>27184089
come on nigger, her plotline was designed to fit the skimpy outfit. if it was realistic she'd be in a sports bra and running shorts, not a bra, tights and a thong. at least admit she's a sex object, and try to argue why that's not a bad thing
>>27185388
>dobson draws himself as thin but in reality is a fat fuck
Lmaaaao
>>27177625
>you actually have free-speech
>but you don't
top kek canadians
>>27185388
>numale with glasses and/or beard
>numale with glasses and/or beard
>numale with glasses and/or beard
Holy shit lads, /r9k/ was right again
>>27182926
>man with a female left arm
So if I jerk off another man with my left arm, I guess i'm still a heterosexual
>>27183864
He really isn't he's only posting shit like that to try and get the 4 lesbian trans-fats who interact with him on twitter to send him some loveThey never fall for it
>>27181654
i see what you didautism
>>27185429
>realizing this just now
there was reason this was a meme Anon
hell, I see a guy in his 20/30s with a beard+glasses I automatically think: fucking beta socjus nerd
>>27180942
>being this much of a normo
>>27177625
>Embrace BC
>Embrace Black Cock
Bravo, Canacucks.
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>>27182403
all of these are fucking genius
>>27185511
>suddenly having a beard means you're a beta
>a guy who wears prescription glasses for bad eye sight is automatically a beta, especially if he has a beard
is this just some way for low test beta males to throw people off the fact that they can't grow beards and are jealous of high T males that can grow full beards?
>>27185583
fight me irl
>>27185651
>1
u got BTFO kid
>>27182486
And that's exactly how I want it. Women ruin everything nice.
>>27185583
Alphas don't have bad eyesight. It's a sign of serious genetic weakness.
>>27185583
there is no good reason to have a beard. They're itchy, they look like shit, make people think you're homeless, disqualify you from many jobs, and accumulate food and filth daily. If you hate shaving you can just use a trimmer and leave the stubble.
nu-males grow beards for one of two reasons: A. To hide their weak jaw, or B. To project a superficial image of masculinity to compensate for their lack of it.
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>>27176219
>noodly-limbed saucer-eyed drawing style a la Scott Pilgrim, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe etc.
How come nearly all tumblr web-comics are drawn this way.
In fact how come most modern day toons on TV have this style? It looks lazy and uninspired
>>27175255
>implying i wouldn't fuck the fat 1 all night long
>>27185763
Only thing missing is the pink shaded nose.
>>27180416
>Why are you wearing a soft fake dick?
>I don't have a good answer, I just really like it
This is the only appropriate response. If these SJW fucks could understand that without coming up with some psycho-physiochemical bullshit I think there'd be less friction.
Only note is she's in denial of her penis envy and her husband is a closet gay.
>>27185748
>nu-males grow beards for one of two reasons: A. To hide their weak jaw, or B. To project a superficial image of masculinity to compensate for their lack of it.
so much fucking this.
I'm sure they also grow it to avoid being mistaken for lesbians because they're so low-test
it's ironic how beards were once the manliest thing for a while now shifted to being the pussiest thing ever. They're basically the fedoras of facial hair now.
hell being clean shaven is manlier now
>>27184089I riked it
>>27182151
Your interpretation makes sense until the bottom. Stalker has literally no female characters. I just dont understand
>>27180134
Someone please post the Bane variant of this.
Holy shit, I can't believe no one posted any Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl.
It's absolute bottom of the barrel of shitty, PC level, bullshit comics.
It's facebook page can be pretty lulzy though
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>>27183077
Nice m8 I'm watching brotherhood currently.
>>27182133
>Halo 4
Kek worst Halo until 5, Spartan Assault and Spartan Strike came out this is fucking autistic. A real gamer would play Halo 2 at the very least. This is really triggering my autism.
>>27186890
> oil of bergamot
why feel the need to show off like this about something like that in a comic?
>>27182133
in reality they just bitch until the man has enough and goes away
>>27175255
Something about the Stacey in this comic edit has always turned me on since the first time I saw it posted. I can't really think of a succinct way to describe.
Like she's got sharp tongue, but she is articulate and has legit intelligence and to actually back her sharp words up. I find that really fucking hot. That's a Stacey I'd go for. Too bad most just resort to being uncouth and catty, calling people "bitches" or "assholes".
>>27186890
Nah, Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl is the shit
It's spot on with its portrayal of gender dysphoria/tranny feels
We read it on /lgbt/ every once in a while
>>27187429
Fuck off back to tumblr
>mutebloxfuckyou
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>>27181755
m8 did you make these?
these are fucking retarded gold
>>27185763
Anyone have the one for 4chan
It gives me a boner
>>27182133
>played Joust in the 80s
>implying girls back then gave a fuck about video games
bitch please
>>27183971
>le edgy south park middle of the road stance
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>>27181801
What're these called? Is there a site I can see them all on?
>>27186902
>brotherhood
literally fuck off normal scum
>>27182403
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED?
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>>27177422
>then how can you call me racist for crossing the street to avoid women in hijabs
Fair point.
>because racism is grounded in the dominant-
I raged, I lost. Kill me now.
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>>27176219
I love how she draws her eyes anime style. It's so simultaneously ridiculously egotistical but also alarmingly insecure.
>>27175255
I want to fuck the fat one desu
fat grils dont look like that irl but damn
Ha ha ha ha ha
Not original.... okay
Weiner caster vag cream
LOLI actually sort of liked transgirl diaries because 1) it was somewhat self aware and self deprecating and 2. It was somewhat clever with its art and story
>>27175255
i wanna draw porn of both these characters and send it to the author of this comic
anybody know who it is
Who has the one with the ginger jogger who holds the universe inside of her?
>>27180416
Post the glock version
>>27184539
This is beautiful
Some more original words
>>27177245
jfc necrosis is gross
>>27185284
Lol she makes batman look like a fag and claims she finds that's attractive. She's just lying to make her point, even straight guys and lesbians know batman is hotter as he is.
>>27188906
do it please. The sullen redhead is incredibly fuckable
>>27180416
Wow, I wish I was a girl so I could wear a cute fake penis
>>27183147
>Be cool
lmao as if you've ever been cool nerd
>>27182133
>gamer girls prior to them figuring out they can feign interest for attention
Go ahead and count them.
>>27180538
Penny Arcade was good once. Jesus Christ, where did it all go so wrong?
>>27176374
Pretty sure he's allowed to do that
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>>27180428
Aren't these just advertisements for New York toy collective? I don't think they are meant to be taken as making a social statement
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>>27180489
Take your (You)s.
Im successfully triggered
>>27184101
>I want safe spaces away from blacks
We already have those, they're called upper middle-class neighborhoods
>>27181410
I was boen in 93, just went thru the 4th season (the breakthru when it became huge) and it's obvious it laid groundwork for AD or ASIP before those were possible ideas
>>27186562
for Stalker, it goes something like, If you're drawn to female character -> you're gonna give the game zero stars.
Or for dark souls, if you're looking for dialogue & choices -> Dark souls is not what you're looking for.
>>27183147
is this the physical manifestation of cancer
>>27176780
>based on people you follow
>>27191950
No this is
Prove this one wrong cucko
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