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>"YOU WON'T LET A BLACK LIFES MATTER ACTIVIST FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF RACIST?"
how would you respond to this?
This is my new favorite memento desu.
the guy behind is untouchably smug as well.
1. The black lifes matter people are full of shit
2. I don't have a girlfriend
3. That is fucking retarded this ain't brave new world you cluck
Sometimes I get on this board and forget what board I typed in and it takes a few moments to figure out if I'm on /r9k/ or /pol/
>>27187200
Same desu, even /pol/ has more tranny shilling than lgbt.
I sometimes wonder if we just lump all three boards into one, would there be any difference aside from Hillary shills?
4chan is a grooming center of the future to craft a certain kind of citizen who fills a certain role in society.
Echochambers are more dangerous to us than they are to society. 1984 tier stuff
We play the crazy psycho perverted badguy with a small penis, so that nobody will listen to potentially dangerous things we do understand
well it makes sense. both boards are full of losers who hate everyone.
My oneitis just sent me a friend request on Facebook and I haven't talked to her since grade school (23 now).
What do I do now?
>>27187071
go bang her you silly goose
>>27187071
Accept it and talk to her, dumbass
See how she's doing, what she's up to
Shes just adding you so she can have more friends on her list so she has more people to show off shit to.
She also probably wants to compare herself to you in what you've accomplished.
Who /LateNightDrive/ here? I just hopped in my shitty noisy ass 60s car and drove for a while out of the city and listening to some music. It was amazing and I felt so alive, there was almost nobody on the road, just me and my car. Also I felt like a /badass/ for speeding up when an awesome song came on.
When I lived in my home town I would do this ALL the time. The streets were dead and I would just cruise around aimlessly or end up at the lake (I lived at the edge of lake huron) and have time to think.
My new city though I wouldn't be caught dead driving when I absolutely don't have to. No matter the time of night, it's always busy and there's always tons of other cars.
i go late night driving through the ghetto sometimes hoping i'll see something crazy as fuck like somebody getting killed and it's a adrenaline rush knowing that some nigger may try and rob me at anytime
Sounds ok. Where are you posting from then?
Why is being a manlet seen as so universally disfiguring on this board?
Sure I understand that taller people are generally viewed as more attractive, but I'm 5'6 and never had any real issues getting laid so idk what you fags are on about
I'm a 5'4" cyborg and yeah I've never had a problem. People call me cute all the time even and i'm cool with it
The manlet meme is a ruse
I'm 6'0 I get stood up for dates, shot down,
out right rejected.
Got laid only because I got lucky, I was lying hardcore and she was dumb enough to believe my act.
Height isn't the only factor.
>>27186734
It's just a meme
anons are so used to looking down, looking up and talking might seem impossible
Post feel good music that makes you feel happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FuYk_x0g_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKQXsDnbJwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqspZbBZvIU
>>27186466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyRxyKiChiI
a feely track from The Cat Lady
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROSTIES COMPLETELY BTFO LOL
>Five-year-old girl who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is paralyzed from the waist down while performing a simple backbend in her living room, causing her spine to hyper-extend
>Eden Hoelscher, 5, suffered a spinal stroke after performing a backbend
>Youngster was rushed to hospital after she said she couldn't feel her feet
>Family learned that at just 5, their daughter was paralyzed from the waist down
>Eden who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is now confined to a wheelchair
>Mother Kylee says family will never give up hope she'll one day walk again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493151/Young-girl-dreamed-ballerina-paralyzed-waist-going-backbend.html
;_;
that's not funny anon
thats fucking brutal christ
>>27186391
Doesn't matter. Remember she has a vagina and eventually some motherfucker will fuck it.
>Be legitimately no more than a 3/10 regarding facial features. I'm hard to look at.
>Barely passed high school
>About 168cm or 5.5 feet
>Circumcised
>Working just a couple dollars above minimum wage
>Absolutely no aspirations since I'm so self loathing and probably legitimately have a low IQ
>Very skinny and weak
>Young adult
>Live with my dad
I think I've lost about all hope, guys. If anyone comes close to being as big of a loser as me, please share. . . .
>>27186306
>working
Lucky.
Post a picture of your ugly visage.
>>27186321
out of curiosity, what's stopping you?
Would any femanons here date a burn victim like pic related (not posting a picture of myself because I don't want to get laughed at)?I'd be willing to wear a mask or a bag over my head.
>>27186262
Would you dress up as a cowboy and service patrons at my hotel and casino, The Silver Rush?
>>27186262
>burn victim
lol you're literally a classic example of the kind of person universally seen as visually repulsive. Just end your life desu senpai.
>>27186433
Make that the Atomic Wrangler, fuck Van Grafs
>"wait a second anon.. you're 22 and this short?
>"you look like you're 5'8 and that "kid" in high school! HAHAAHAHA"
>"hey and also anon.. are you a virgin?"
>short scrawny semi-autistic white boi with no talents
>still fucked some 8/10's in my life
i don't know how you guys are fucking up so bad
>>27186043
yeah well you have a penis and you'll commit suicide before you're 40!
>>27186043
At least, I'm not mentally ill like you fags
Name rate thread
I'll start: Steven
>>27186032
7/10
Basic but not bad
Austin
>>27186032
4/10 most Stevens are usually fags
Hunter
when i was a cashier i got complimented on my name all the time for some reason
ITT: We post our real names and rate other people's names.
My real name isNoah.
Madeline.
A little too elegant for someone that's an autistic NEET.
Michael
>>27186031
Noah reminds me of someone very meek and passive. Not a total loser but just general beta
>>27186031
Harvey
Is being a janitor the best robot job?
Just got a job as a custodian for a middle school cleaning in the evenings. The pay is only $8/hour but at least I no longer hear the "You need to get a job." speech from my parents and since the pay is so shit, they aren't making me move out. I'm spending it all on video games and junk food. Kids leave so much shit behind. I take their iPods and sell it at GameStop. I have no boss over my shoulder 90% of the time and bring my MP3 player and headphones to listen to audio books. I honestly come home more relaxed than when I wake up in the morning.
>>27185944
I was just talking about with another robot in another thread. It's actually my dream job.
No shitty co-workers, no rushes, no "I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER", no drunk stoner bros stumbling in 5 minutes before you close up for the night, etc.
How did you find/get the job anon? What was your work experience like before that?
>>27185944
I'm a janitor.
>clean a building that's completely empty from 7pm to 10am
>cleaning only takes 4 hours
>spend the first hour everyday smoking marijuana in an office and listening to howard stern on YouTube
>get paid for 7 hours
The only downside is it's fucking creepy at night in that building
>>27186068
I'm 22 with no prior work experience. Got it through a temp agency.
So is it safe to say that anon from yesterday killed himself? Said he'd post around the same time, and it's been 26 hours.
I'm wondering the same thing op..
>>27185983
well i hope hes happy with whatever has happened to him. when you put it into perspective though, there are many other anons out there that have killed themselves so i just like to think he got what he wanted and thats that.
It just sucks not getting confirmation though. Even if he is alive he is Definatly Gona be in the hospital/nuthouse for a while. So we will never really be sure what happened to them. Either outcome though let it be known.... Op was not a faggot this time.
Daily reminder that anger is the cure to depression.
Tried that, it just ended up making me angry at myself.
>>27185632
>undertale
kill yourself fucking tumblr plebshit
>>27185719
this. i wind up becoming that that comic where the dude puts a stick in his own bike wheel
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