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>normies ask me what my interests are
>only genuinely interested in a couple of very specific things
Am I autistic?
I have a bunch of hobbies, but as far as topics that I'm actually interested in and know everything about, there are only a few very specific things.
>over thinks a simple question
>am I autistic
>>27174957
Are you trying to say I am? Because I guess that's okay if I'm more like roon-roon.
>>27174985
It's ok. I'm sure we all have some kind of autism.
>yesterday
>tried to get her number
>she said "just go get it to my friend"
>of course I'll take that as a no
>lonely as fuck
>today
>opened my kikebook to check hers
>pic related
>log in my dummy kikebook account
>I can see her profile in kikebook
>twf she just blocked me
Whats her last name?
I thought the same but I asked someone else to look her up (who she wouldn't have blocked) and it said the same thing.
Good chance its deactivated.
>mfw
asjdfasudfuasbdfuasbdfushdf
>>27174855
I used my dummy kikebook account and I can totally see her profile
>niggers and spics have infested my state
>whites will be a minority in America come 2044
ENOUGH
Nah fuck you, retard.
>>27174805
that's part of the reason I dont want kids
>>27174805
>2044
Morelike by 2024.
What would the kid you used to be think if he could see you now?
>>27174650
Who cares
>original nihilism dssu
>>27174650
He wouldn't be surprised
>>27174650
He would be butthurt.
If you wouldn't date my sister, you have no right to call yourself a robot.
She turned 20 two weeks ago and I've never seen a single man show sexual interest in her.
>>27174387
She looks all fucked up tho
>>27174405
So you're essentially admitting that girls can be robots?
Looks like the Amazing Atheist's little brother.
Who /worshipswomen/ here?
Men are meant to serve the woman of their life.
Stop making this thread.
Also, how is that attractive in any way? She's spitting on herself like an overgrown naked baby. L I T E R A L L Y looks like a drooling retard.
.
>>27174360
She's spitting on you. You have to self-insert.
>>27174380
If she's spitting on me then why is she getting it all into her pubes and shit?
Just looks like a drooling retard.
>self inserting as a beta cuck
nah family. Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
Do robots go to the movies?
This pisses me off way less than when I got Han Solo dying spoiled for me, because I actually care about Star Wars.
Zack Snyder is a shit director, Man of Steel was shit, so I don't give a shit about this movie.
Excited for the Ben Affleck written and directed Batman movies though, those should be good.
m8 is that a B vs S spoiler? I didn't think black adam was in it
Yeah I don't care about shit live action DC movies anymore so really don't give a shit m8
Why am I so unlucky? I feel like there's something wrong with my brain, because everything I try just fails.
>Playing mtg with a new deck I just tried to make
>It fails
>Later try another deck that I got online
>It fails
>Try again with a third deck that is supposed to be a tournament deck
>It fails
>Decide to unwind and try to play hearthstone arena
>Can only get 2-3
>Decide to apply for some jobs
>No call backs
>Try to play literally any other game
>Fail over and over
>"Fuck it, I'll just play a game that has no difficulty"
>Play Paper Mario TYD
>Emulator crashes over and over again
I feel like a fucking idiot all the time whenever I fail these things, and it makes me feel horrible all the time.
Stop playing those stupid immature games. Go for a run, breh
>>27174245
I know that feel bruh. i fail so much i just gave up
>>27174245
You don't play a deck and expect it to win you the game on the first try. You have to play it over and over, learnall the strategies, know the cards like the back of your hand.
Honestly, a good player with a mediocre deck is as likely to win as a bad player with a good deck.
Tendies general?
Tendies general.
I'm thinking about getting some Zaxby's here in a few minutes. I could also do Popeye's. On the other hand honestly I'm kinda in the mood for some Panda Express.
Input?
>>27174240
I only ever go to Popeyes but all the staff there recognize me now and I'm too embarrassed to keep going
Zaxby's all the way.
I got it once up north but I live in TX where I never see a zaxbys. Fuck me some tendies with some Louisiana hot sauce and honey mustard?
I would turn down sex with stacy to have a nice hot heaping plate of tendies and fries and a large soda.
>>27174240
Walmart deli is where it's at. 3-4 chicken tenders, 2 sides, and a dinner roll for $3.98. You can get dipping sauces for 35 cents and they have a shit ton of drinks to choose from for $1 because it's Walmart.
>at a park
>walking by yourself
>see this just sitting there completely still
>what do?
>see girl on bench at the corner of my eye
>don't pay any more attention to her and walk where ever i was initially going
Walk past
>>27174069
Not caring
Robots, let's cast away our differences for once in order to work on a single goal, a small win for our beliefs. I want to help a man find out that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
This tumblr belongs to some woman who cheats on her boyfriend. She actively pushes and persuades other women to cheat on their husbands/boyfriends. Many images and videos of such cheating are posted on this tumblr.
My main goal is to do some sleuthing around, and find out who the identity of the woman behind the tumblr is. Find her boyfriend, and show him that she is a worthless slut.
Also, if any of the identities of the other cheating women on the page can be found, their boyfriends too.
Ask questions, hack, spam her inbox. Fuck this roastie up.
I believe in us.
http://empoweredcheatinggirlfriendfun.tumblr.com/
This is the tumblr.
Why the fuck is no one responding to this thread? This is really important. Bump.
I will look into this, OP.
He is probably a cuck you know.
ITT:
Robots post their time ribbons.
Come on, I know I can't be the only one who has this. There's one for the week, too, but fuck paint, I'm lazy and this took long enough.
>>27173920
what the fuck is this
what is it
please explain what this is OP
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
>original comment
>tfw your therapist cancels this week's appointment
I'm losing it
they're all I look forward to
go see a prostitute with the money you saved and have her massage your prostate
>>27173914
>with the money you saved
what prostitute costs $20
>>27173929
OP's mom
but no really. if you're just getting a wristy you're not going to spend a lot of muns
Vladimir Putin is a modern day tzar. He's almost certainly a billionaire. His vassals built him a palace out of tribute. He could have any girl or woman aged 14-40 in Russia.
He was born into poverty, to a family without political connections
How tall is this veritable modern day king, alpha male, supreme unchallenged ruler of the biggest country on earth?
5'7
>I-I can't get anywhere in life I'm a manlet
You are a pathetic cuckold if you believe this.
>>27173853
So basically I have to run a country, have an incredibly masculine image, and be a millionaire so I could fuck Russian women (who aren't very difficult to get) and still I will be mocked for my height in America?
>>27174005
The point isn't you have to run a country to get women.
The point is you can run a country, have an incredibly masculine image, and be a billionaire* with exactly 5'7 of height.
>>27173853
Don't forget he's also autistic. So why aren't you a megalomaniacal despot yet /r9k/?
who /suicide/ here?
I wish for Death every day
>>27173767
is a faggot
It's just a matter of time, can't see myself growing old and decrepit, waiting for my body to shut down
