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>be polite for no reason
>>25498358
Nice thread, friend ;^)
>>25498358
Haha, this is great content! Sure glad me and my buddies on r/4chan found this board :)
>>25498358
>enter your mom
>be rough for no reason
Does anyone else feel like staring at a screen all day is making their vision shit?
I get dizzy a lot of the times when I leave the box
If i move around too much I get a headache
Probably, I don't know.
I think more about other things more than just my vision degrading, like what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
i think the lighting is more likely in my case, I sit in this weird half dark half light shit
Pretty much yes. Moreso because your not training your focus when your almost always looking at something from the same distance.
something very fucking awsome 10/10 potential happened to me
>be on website that wants you to turn off your addblock
ffsgtfoyoufuckingdickwebsitefuckyou.etc
>do it anyway whatevs
>get this typical add saying something like
"when you click this you can finaly get blah blah blah etc. you'll have godlike powers that shit".GIF
>click on it 4 lulz
>get this whole long propaganda video saying redflagthings all the time
>fucking bullshit stuff probz
>deside to watch it anyway 4 lulz because I have vacation and I'm fucking bored and just fabt so watching porn wasn't realy a great option
>fucking 1.5 hours into this fucking video listening to this guy bashing that he has some fucking great shit for me that will *insert something great* me
>video was almost done
"so if you want to know what I have to say you should pay us like a fucking fortune every weak".mp6
disgunbefuckingstupid.org
>find that whole shit the website has to offer on fucking Piratebay or something
>watch the whole thing for fre
>TFW WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE AND IT EXUALY REALY FUCKING HELPED ME ALOT
>tfw I exualy realy want to tell you guys what it is because it will help you all out of this shithole
>tfw I'm not gonna do it because I can't be god if everyone els is too
ITT tell your stories anons
pic realy not related but it's still my fav after all these years
look at mr entry level satanist over here
Jew Shill detected. No one cares about your video.
>>25498009
please tell me there's more of this girl
Chads get cucked more than any type of guys. But chads don't dwell on it. Chads move on. Just because someone is a chad it doesn't mean he won't be cucked by other chads.
its a cuck eat cuck world
its a Chad cuck Chad world.
this is why we need a bro code.
>"hey bro, you mind if i borrow your gf tonight?"
>"go for it bro, i need some time to play some League anyway."
>>25498086
Chad's don't play your silly immature games
Is there anything worse than this?
>>25497913
i don't get it man, he's only holding one foot on the upper step, the other one is on the lower one
gays are pretty insufferable
>>25497913
Why can't they dress decently jesus
Which one are you guys?
Do you attract girls?
Are you using the qualities your body type has?
>Are you using the qualities your body type has?
i pick up things from the top shelf daily.
Meso. Not a good picture though, the endo and the meso look pretty similar. Girls like. The qualities don't help unless you're a pro athlete. And even if I was, I would never be on this level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54
>>25497855
These aren't actual bodytypes, the chart is a meme. There are an endless amount of different combininations and these aren't even the most common ones.
>tfw spent years making fun of Justin Bieber for being feminine
>tfw we all made jokes about him having a tiny penis or a vagina
>tfw his nudes are leaked
>bigger penis when flaccid than mine erect
1. He's a manlet. Looks bigger on him compared to a real person.
2. He's not flaccid. Probably semi erect post coitus.
Shower semi. Even if its big, its not monstrous. DW anon, just become a pop star and jerk off a bit before going outside to the cameras and you'll have beiber status
It's above average but no one will ever admit it
Can the real robot please stand up
but I never sat down
I don't have the energy.
>>25497748
98765 get
shit its orginal trust me
>be 21
>never had been sexually interested in any man or woman
>never even a crush
jfc, seriously people, I've been laughing at all those special little snowflakes on tumblr who are calling themselves "demisexual" or "asexual", and I've been telling myself that this state is just a phase and one day I will find someone who I'll find at least vaguely attractive in a sexual way, but right now I am getting really worried that this day will never come. Is it time for therapy or something like that?
Also, is it possible to diagnose autism in an adult?
>pic unrelated
probably a hormone problem, go to a doctor.
>>25497550
ever thought you just enjoy being by yourself?
you dont necessarily have a mental illness is just you've gone for so long without a bitch in your life, you just gotta ask yourself is it worth it?
You've gone this far, why not go further?
I'm kinda in the same boat as you and I remind myself how happy I am not dealing with female bullshit. Fuck man I enjoy jacking off so fucking much.
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of em
>>25497550
>Calls herself asexual
>Gets drunk and makes out with girls
Daily reminder you can't be a robot if your 5'10 or over.
Furthermore, you cant be a manlet unless your under 5'8"
Having said that, hows it going manlets?
5'6"
My life still sucks.
>>25497420
Cheer up anon, manlet is just a meme. There are always going to be people who hate on you for your height, but that their is nothing you can do about it. Don't worry about stuff you can't fix.
I'm 5'7"
>tfw people think you're 16 when you're 22
>even though you lift and are muscular, girls will never EVER take you serious
just end my fucking life my hair is thinning too fucking kill me
>>25497465
normie detected
asfakdfsjaldsf
>tfw lonely
Thats it, nothing to elaborate, it's just a simple feel, but it's not a good feel
>>25497343
I agree. I am lonely. I am one sad lonely motherfucker.
>>25497343
>it's not a good feel
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE MILLENIA
>tfw lonely, suicidally depressed and currently have sore throat/head cold
I've been high as fuck every day for months. Last night was the first time i've been alone and sober in so long that I just stared at the roof for hours, depressed.
What other hobbies are out there besides getting fucked up?
>>25497300
Waiting for death.
>>25497300
sports
chess
modelmaking
crafting
carpentry
painting
writing
vidya
wtf are you doing with your life
Are you willing to try something out next time you get high?
>Tfw your former-robot friend on the way to normal faggotry seeks your council after he wrote THIS to his first new and quite popular and somewhat attractive GF that he somehow acquired ...
What shall I even answer him after this?
I am myself a former-robot normalfag, but by no means did I expect SUCH a level of recidivism in others.
>>25497129
"you're a real winner, friend."
>goes after GF
lol what a dick.
>>25497129
i know the feel. my only friend in middle school turned into a normie but i owe him so much i put up with italso robots can't have friends so your friend was a former cyborg, but that's cool i'm cyborg as well
what is the most robot band and why is it muse?
Muse is mediocre Radiohead with guitar solos
>>25497124
Just fucking leave, they are the biggest normie band going you fucking idiot.
>>25497139
I don't like Radiohead but atleast they are depressing enough to be considered a robot band.
Muse is just MUH GUBMENT IS BAD *UNNECESSARY SOLO FOR THE HIPSTERS* MUH CAPITALISM
have you ever considered contacting a porn company to lose your virginity? I mean there's absolutely a market for "weak beta virgins losing virginity" porn... Why not take advantage of that?
wtf you talking about ?
>>25497131
acting in a porno flick
POV videos are all the rave right now so you don't even have to show your face or "act"
>>25497153
Can I reach something like that in the UK?
