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Who else /badteeth/ here?
My bonding in the middle just chipped off to make it worse. I took a screenshot to crop the rest of my face out if you're wondering.
>>25493402
bad teeth? you got bad lips, bad mustach too!
>>25493402
At least they are white, normalshit
Compared to my chompers, you're a fucking film star, m8.
What is your race, robots?
http://strawpoll.me/6451361
Please reply to me with your language's version of Chad and Stacy.
>>25493329
>Mixed or American
Just pick a race niggers.
The Human race, anon.
Tell me about your lives robots, I need to be distracted from my own.
>go to work
>go home
>lift
>vidya
repeat
i have no friends
>>25493325
Hey sounds like me. What kind of vidya do you like?
>wake up
>take medication
>feel like perpetual shit all day
>have some comfy time with rain sfx
>read
>watch a movie, maybe
>go back to sleep as depressed as when I woke up
I'm a NEET and have no friends.
Does it look like I have fetal alcohol syndrome? How can I test it to be sure? Is this why no one likes me? Can it be fixed?
Not sure. You're fucking ugly though that's for sure. Like 2/10.
One with my glasses. How do I turn pics over?
>>25493282
Nah man. It's that shit mustache. It makes you look ugly and takes away from your jaw.
>tfw always thought my penis was 7.6 inches
>read online that you have to measure bone pressed
>tfw found out my penis is 8.1 inches
its an abstract feel
>>25493260
>bone pressed
what does that mean?
>>25493334
you have a bit of a fat pad above your dingus, you need press into it until you touch the bone..
>>25493260
Hillary twenty sixteen!!
How does /r9k/ feel about cosmetic surgery?
good in some cases but of course has it's limitations
if your facial flaws are immediately noticeable(as in a surgeon can just look at you and tell you what you need and how he should go about it) then it will help you
but if you are just a generic kuck that no woman wants it will not help you
>>25493242
btw he is still balding
so after fixing all that he is still a goner
wow he went from sandnigger to italian in one easy step
I have all the time in the world.
Doesn't matter if you're not doing anything with it
>>25493061
Thisis what I have too.
had such a comfy neet day todauy reading andapplying for jobs
can't wait until tomorrow, i have a warm, fuzzy feeling in my belly thinking about how comfy its going to be
Daily reminder that he's innocent of all charges
>>25492928
Who is this TB|-| F/\M?
>>25492942
Dude was framed in the most premeditated fashion by the police, sent to prison for 18 years, got out of prison for evidence proving he didn't do it... Only for someone setting him up to go back to prison once he (rightfully) decided to sue the police dpt. for their dumbfuckery.
Tbh he probably did it, and even if he didn't he's still a degenerate trash and should be locked away.
Who else here /prettyboytwinkwitharecedinghairline/
It's the end mates
me desu senpai
hoping fin can save me but it's a long shot
and i pray for harry
my hairlines worse than his desu
I wish I had his hair
I learnt a little bit of Python and made some very basic scripts.
But as with all things, I've found the best way to learn something is to use it to achieve something rather than just "learning" by doing random online lessons or pointless shit with it.
What are some ideas for things I could try and program/code? For example in my previous job I wrote several scripts with canned emails in them that I could quickly send to people, and a script that spammed my colleague with emails containing any message you wanted.
But now I'm in the army and don't really have any need to automate any of my work through code. What do you guys suggest as simple coding projects?
Write a script that reads out 4chan channel threads and orders all words by number of occurence.
To see, e.g. if the word Chad is more present than the word Roasty at the moment.
>>25492933
Not a bad idea actually. Will probably take quite a lot of work because I'm such a noob and have no idea how to write a script that reads from a website
>>25492956
Of course.
If you'd asked differently, I'd have said watch the Standford introduction to programming lectures on youtube, as they use Python, but that's just very short scripts as well.
You asked for a project and I came up with one.
40 years old and virgin
and I bet that some fucktard on this board will say that he's not a robot
Hes a redditor so clearly he isnt, hes also a giant cuck. Kill him and yourself.
>>25492851
this is the world we live in
expect this to become quite normal
>>25492851
He's not, robots don't get feels or want sex; failed normal.
Here's your reply.
Middle Eastern women are one of the most beautiful in the world, and they appreciate the heritage of their people and their civilization. They become wives that make true men out their husbands, pushing them to rise to their responsibilities to their way of life. Why haven't you wifed one yet?
>>25492719
>they appreciate the heritage of their people and their civilization.
confirmed for retarded.
>>25492719
Fuck off cumskin
Brown women for brown men only
This line of thinking is now permanently stored somewhere in your memory. if you ever see this picture of a woman again, you will think of this topic. will you think of the argument made here when this topic of conversation is brought up again, and your mild noncommital response? Will you see total escape to a foreign way of life as the solution for all of your worldly ills, your loneliness and insecurity?
SIX MONTHS OF ACCUTANE
SIX MONTHS OF THIS SHITTY FUCKING DRUG
ZERO POSITIVE CHANGE
THIS SHIT HAS RUINED MY LIFE
up the dose then you retard, also accutane takes ages to work
>>25492637
80mg daily for six months, they won't up it any further
>>25492653
You still have acne? Post pic fagtt
>tfw no INFP gf who shares my artistic vision
>>25492378
>tfw no INTJ gf who shares my taste for psychotic derision
>>25492404
>INTJ
yikes
>>25492378
>tfw no INFP gf who shares my desire to stay indoors listening to music and hugging each other
Tell me about the best orgasm you've ever had
I came with my butt while someone watched me
>>25492358
I went on a holiday trip with my family a few years ago and didn't masturbate the whole two weeks while I was there
The day I got home I edged for about 3 hours and then had what was certainly the best orgasm of my life
I was having sex with a girl I liked.
That was over 3 years ago.
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