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Let's get to know our fellow robots better.
>age
>gender
>nationality
>virginity status
>employment status
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
>waifu (post pic)
>20
>Male
>CA USA
>Never touched a grill
>Jobless for two years now
>I-I like cycling, and camping alone
>>25490521
OP again, hello chums
>age
20 years young.
>gender
The only gender that posts on /r9k/.
>nationality
Proud British blokei'm white i swear
>virginity status
Intact.
>employment status
Wagie office monkey. Shit sucks.
>hobbies outside of animu and vidya
Pfft, don't make me laugh.
>waifu
Guess who
>>25490521
>Let's get to know our fellow robots better.
Why?
>age
25
>gender
M
>nationality
Ger
>virginity status
No, pls no bully
>employment status
Apprenticeship
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
/fit/ & /k/
>waifu (post pic)
I don't have a waifu
I swear to god anytime I talk to a girl they just respond with one liners like they don't give a shit about talking to me.
I always have to ask questions constantly to keep the conversation going. This happens every goddam time I talk to a girl. Please give me some pointers or something. What do I have to ask them about shopping or some bullshit that they are actually interested in? What the hell do I do?
Why are you conducting an interview on a girl you don't know?
>>25490406
fuckin this, I laughed pretty hard at your pic OP
>>25490392
maybe they are more socially autistic than you and can't hold a conversation with a guy unless he's constantly talking to her, because she could just tell you to fuck off, and she doesn't, so obviously something is wrong with her.
Is it true that Rose is currently single?
If yes, when did she break up with Nate?
once she saw my qt face bbu
rose represents the cat and i am the pancakes
>>25489361
no she is not single. she moved to madrid to be with her soulmate pedro antonio. they live together.
guess youve heard about maria? pretty close torosemary? right?
coincident?
>le smelly euro
she is like 5 in the real world
Last digit rolled is how you shit for the rest of the day.
>>25486250
wtf is this shit man? gtfo
>>25486250
Unlucky op
>>25486250
I only shit about three times a week nowadays. Just don't feel the need almost ever anymore.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
>are female
>>25478179
Implying girls can have meaningful conversations
What does meaningful conversation with a girl even mean?
I'm locked from this thread cause I've kissed but I'm seriously curious since I see this often. Is hitting on a girl and listening to her shit a 'meaningful conversation'?
>>25478179
Man y'all really need to learn the art of small talk. Just talk about whatever bullshit in going on right in front of you while giving a little bit of a fuck about your appearance and congratulations, women will be willing to deal with you.
post practise gf candidates ITT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlRAOJbaEI
I like insecure shy homely girls most because PUA works best on them.
>>25499367
I don't get it. Can someone who's not retarded explain?
>>25499406
git out nub u rnt elite 3nuff 4 deh lulz0rz
that's not a practice gf retard, that girl got raped and she liked it, she made a post about it too. also she is a sjw and has absolutely no knowledge beyond trendy topics, this can be seen as well in her archived posts on reddit
but of course you don't know, because you're a newfag
Starting the 6th of this month i will be drug tested for the next 18 months. What are some ways i can still get high that wont show up on the test. I am dreading not being able to smoke pot or do other drugs ....
Why do you need to get high?
how about instead u not be a fucking degenerate
Accept Jesus as your lord and savior, and you'll be high on life 24/7.
I barely get any (You)s. How about we have a (You) thread?
>>25499126
Don't use your (You) all at once. Meter it. A little here, a little there.
Don't mention it.
no
nobloxxxxxox
i love (you) guys
even >>25499126 (you) op
>Friend has gf
>She has more red flags than the Kremlin
>they are now trying for a baby
>after 8 months still no luck
I'm wondering which option is correct
1.she is secretly on the pill, as she doesn't love him
2.the fact they lack pair bonding means she isn't climaxing
3.one of them is infertile
>>25499003
No one cares.
Also this is original.
>>25499003
>women orgasms are needed for pregnancy
You are not on the bright side mate.
>>25499068
They significantly increase the chance
Guys help. I'm 18 and still in high school. Ever since my birthday on September 11th, I've been having Schizophrenia problems, I'm semi-chad status, decent amount of friends, gf, go to partys. It's getting to the point where I can't even pay attention in class, or even listen to music without hearing my name. The only thing of note is that I have bi-polar depression, and ADD. Here is a story for you guys
>AP Calc
>Sitting in front of gf, she keeps touching my back
>Listening to STRFKR
>Comfy as fuck
>Start hearing my name in the song, as if it was a crudely made insert into the song
>It gets to the point where every 5 second I here it
>Don't react at all, besides just sweating cold
>Bell rings
>It all stops
Please help fellow robots, I like where I'm at right now. Should I just go get meds? Or try ignoring ot?
>>25498830
>fellow robots
>gf
fuck off no one cares
Dont smoke weed
Are you on Adderall OP?
I snapped while browsing /soc/.
I called people there whores, degenerates and pathetic cucks.
I thought i could control my anger but i guess i am just growing tired. I wish there was a way to avoid degeneracy but i can't survive alone.
I lived in the nature for 2 months in summer but i could never survive the winter.
>>25498787
you sound just like me.
im tired... im so fucking tired of it all. nothing make sense. I just want to be a dirt poor farmer tending my land.
>>25498787
whats up dude.
let me enlighten you.
you have all the time in the world because u are neet.
1) stop playing shit games.
2) WoW/Diablo 3 is not a shit game. remember when u played those? u weren't this angry
3)private servers of mmo's are shit games and cause anger.
that's all i got. tldr stop playing shit games.
>>25498829
Do you know me? I used to play wow
NOW NOW NOW GIVE ME A GF NOWW
>>25498678
i-ill be your friend anon-kun, we could cuddle and spoon and maybe do a little more....
>>25498752
would you split a pizza and watch agdq with me...
>>25498861
yes! yes, of course anon my sweet
Who /voluntary robot/ here?
>had a group of shitty normie friends
>slowly but surely alienated all of them and withdrew from social life
>live the dank robot life and don't have to be bothered by faggot normies anymore
Involuntary Robots are pretty pathetic, do you guys even enjoy the Robot lifestyle? Because I always see you cunts bitching about never having friends/gfs/sex etc. You're just failed normies, you aren't really a Robot if you actually want any of that shit.
>>25498615
I'm a volunteer robot too. I hate being in contact with anyone. A perfect world for me is living alone and never opening my mouth except to eat. Fuck relationships of any kind, fuck people.
>>25498615
haha, thought it was just me that did this shit.
Friends always asked me to do shit tier things like watch movies/go on expensive holidays, so I just withdrew and blamed my depression.
wew
>>25498615
It's the jews again man, I'm telling ya. They're natural born bullies it seems. Blonde ones in particular.
how has 4chan changed you?
>used to be a liberal
>now closer to center, not right wing or left wing
>used to be a moralfag
>now borderline pedo (don't watch cp or anything just like ageplay and fap to cuties)
>made me overall more cynical
>made me even more socially repressed
>>25498557
>Ageplay is borderline pedo
Pls go away.
>>25498599
ageplay, being attracted to 18+ girls who look 14, being attracted to girls who ARE 14+ etc
I'm not delusional m8 I know it's wrong. Stop fooling yourself
>>25498647
>I know it's wrong
moralfag.
PLEASE WAKE UP JAKE
YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS
PLEASE JAKE, YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
PLEASE WAKE UP
>>25498430
my name's not Jake you cunt
>tfw not in a coma
>will never wake up as a twelve year old and get to re-do life
I'm not Jake, I'm Kris.
>>25498430
THIS. THREAD. IS. EPIC.
